Those useless Hills girls have cranked out yet another overpriced clothing line. This time the two masterpieces were designed by the lovely Whitney Port, and while the dresses are leaps and bounds more impressive than anything designed by that twit Heidi Montag, we don't understand who in her right mind would pay five hundred dollars for that black dress. We don't care how many sequins Whit managed to cram onto that thing.

Oct 1, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 6 Responses
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Comments (6)

No. 1 Addicted to Addiction says:

The dress on the right looks a little like a devil costume I wore in college a few years ago. Granted, it had holes cut out on the side, the fur was red and the dress was leopard print, but everything else is the same.

Posted: Oct 1, 2008 at 10:02 am
No. 2 April says:

ok the dress makes whitney ports body look crappy. her body is not so why would i put it on mine?

Posted: Oct 1, 2008 at 10:41 am
No. 3 kittenpaw says:

Those dresses are incredibly ugly. They don't even look good enough to be sold at Forever 21.

Posted: Oct 1, 2008 at 11:34 am
No. 4 gumball says:

Whee I have a zipper! A ZIPPER!

Posted: Oct 1, 2008 at 1:52 pm
No. 5 evelyn says:

Lauren Conrad's line is the best out of all of those girls. I can't wait to see her 2008 fall collection. I saw that hautelook.com and Mark cosmetics is giving away two front row seats to her next fashion show and you get free clothes and put up in a hollywood hotel! Do you think this will be on the show?

Posted: Oct 1, 2008 at 5:27 pm
No. 6 rumour has it says:

I like the one on the left, but not the one on the right. But I would not look good in either of them since I don't have Whitney's stick thin frame. I would look like a box. A shiny bright box.

Posted: Oct 1, 2008 at 6:39 pm
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