You cannot put Ryan Reynolds in a "read more" link and then have nothing else on Ryan Reynolds and no link in your source. Pleeeeease. That's not nice.

I am definitely confused by these "crimes." What is Ryan crying about? Is this his way of trying to get Alanis back? These celebrities are driving me to watch more and more reality TV.

See? I'm so confused, I can't even write coherently. Does that mean my crime would be "making sense" or "not making sense?" Jesus- give me a Britney post quick so the world will be right again!

Does anybody care about Sundance anymore? I feel like the ship has sailed on indie-film chic. Something about being broke and unemployed for the rest of your life has taken the cool out of being a film-maker.

oh ryan, you can cry yourself to sleep on my chest pillows.

Thank you, thank you!

I bet he's still crying over being called dourful. ;)

Paul Rudd used to be SO hot (Clueless, anyone?)…What the hell happened?

I was thinking the same thing, Andrea. He was the funniest of these, though.

Listen, Mandy Moore got it right. That song was murder! Also, Fugit has the best last name - and l337 pleases my inner nerd.

Paul Rudd's was the best though - face was perfect! Too bad I had to click through like a bajillion photos to see it, as a side pic was not included on this page…oh wait, it was. I somehow missed it and tortured myself with way-too-self-aware actor types and their narcissisimismimsms (sp?). Damn me and my poor scanning abilities!

Paul Rudd looks good scruff and glasses are a mans best accessories

In what strange, alternate universe is DJ AM a celebrity?

Haha, Paul Rudd totally looks like a murderer. I think he's the only one that got the question - how the hell is chewing bubblegum a crime :/

Ugh… Regina King. Stopping "boring up" 24 and stop boring me otherwise. Bubblegum? Jesus.

p.s. Is it just me, or is DJ AM resembling a younger (albeit just as fugly) version of Billy Bob Thorton here?

paul rudd's made me laugh. some of them were pretty dumb though. and i disagree with andrea. maybe that's not the best picture of paul buuuut he's still a foxy man under that silly beard

I am JEALOUS of Heather Graham to get away with sleeping til noon! SIGH! But yes, if you cut away all that facial hair, Paul Rudd is STILL sexy to me! AND, his sign is the funniest! BTW, it is STILL my birthday today!

It would have been really interesting if Paris Hilton was included and photographed holding a "Getting my cherry popped by a TV producer's ugly son" sign or something profound.

http://www.damnimcute.com/heir.....ns-cherry/

Paul looks a little like Manson there. The crime fits I guess! :)

Amy Furguson was in Accepted wasn't she?

DJ AM is stupid

Oh, I love Paul Rudd. Why must he look so Ted Kaczynski-ish

Who the f*ck are DJ AM and Amy Ferguson?

For that matter, in what non-tv universe are Danny Masterson and Regina King considered "stars"?

Cord, I seem to remember you saying that you'd never watched Lost. Have you gone out and rented Season 1 and 2 and watched the episodes of Season 3 online? No? Then stop listening to the sensationalist media - I thought you were smarter than to be taken in by those idiots. Yeah, lots of people think Lost is that way, but plenty more are still extremely happy with it.

Here's the kind of media idiot I'm talking about - Daniel at TMZ. Why write an article called Lost Diary and then not even know what you're writing about? I've been checking his articles for some reason, and almost every week he'll make a comment about something that's completely idiotic, because he wasn't paying attention to the show he's supposedly an expert on. I can't stand writers who get their facts mixed up. I won't judge his conjectures, but he's talking about stuff that happened in the past. Since he didn't start Lost Diary when Lost began airing, he only has his faulty memory to refer to instead of notes. So yeah, people who can't even keep up with the show's story are the ones saying it's going downhill. People who don't appreciate a cult show for being quirky and suspenseful shouldn't be allowed to write articles on it.

Oh Sam Rockwell. You are a genious. Not for the "crime" but, generally. Shoot.