Hey, Ryan (I was Bit by a Shark ) Seacrest, that's not a shark!

You know what they say BB&B. Once you get bit by a black shark you never go back.

Are they passing food? It looks rather awkward, especially with the hags looking on.

Keebler I think you're onto something. Perhaps shark=love bug. But love bug didn't seem like a (size) appropriate description, so he went with shark.

vag, how did he know we were going to see this picture? Ryan (I was Bit by a Shark) Seacrest must be psychic also. His unlimited talents and abilities never cease to amaze me.

Randy's the one who spent gobs of time with Mariah Carey. They could both be gay.

Hey BB&B, maybe that's how he gets so much work…the psychic thing…I wish he would foresee his own doom though.

Wow, I wonder sometimes where these evil urges of mine come from, they only emerge involving annoying celebrities, my sister, and bad drivers…oh well, not like they don't deserve it.