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Pharrell Williams has decided he wants to clean up his image by getting rid of his tattoos. But hip hop's latest diva doesn't want typical laser removal — that's for the little people.

It's basically like getting a skin graft, but you're not taking skin from your ass or your legs. These guys actually grow the skin for you. First you have to give them a sample of your skin, which they then replicate. Once that's been done, they sew it on — and it's seamless. … It's going to be pricey, but worth it. I got fire on my arms! I'm a grown man!

Hey, um, Pharrell? If you want to look your age, perhaps you can skip over the outrageous procedures and simply stop wearing a SpongeBob SquarePants shirt. Just a thought.

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Jul 2, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 6 Responses
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    No. 1 deimos says:

    we could be growing skin for burn victims but growing it so pharrell doesn't have to have tattoos anymore works to i guess.

    Posted: Jul 2, 2008 at 9:36 am
    No. 2 ilnazhad says:

    Whoa. Spongebob Squarepants is straight-up CLEVA. Seriously. Just like Arthur, it has a cult adult following, who catch a lot of the jokes kids cannot comprehend.

    Posted: Jul 2, 2008 at 10:56 am
    No. 3 jujubees says:

    That's pretty cool. Do you think they could grow me some longer legs? I've always wanted longer legs and if those guys could whip me some up in a petri dish, I'd be ever so grateful.

    Posted: Jul 2, 2008 at 11:14 am
    No. 4 ilnazhad says:

    I wonder if they could grow you another head. That would be fun for a while.

    Posted: Jul 2, 2008 at 11:30 am
    No. 5 Nova says:

    What a dumbarse! Why did you get your tattoos in the first place?? Oh, thats right….to be cool. You're a pansy. People…DON'T get tattoos unless you agree to wear them for life…its not just a fad! That is all. :D

    Posted: Jul 2, 2008 at 3:13 pm
    No. 6 RBM says:

    That shirt is BAPE. I like it.

    Posted: Jul 4, 2008 at 12:49 am
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