Introducing The New Mr. Jessica Simpson
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Thank God for Jessica Simpson, y'all.
Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo could have been in Arizona yesterday playing in the biggest game of the year. But Jessica had to whisk him away to Mexico before the playoffs, thus ruining the season for the Cowboys and the entire state of Texas.
But obviously Tony got the last laugh: He spent Super Bowl Sunday hauling around Jessica's dog, Daisy. And then he probably hung out at the Simpson household while Papa Joe stared at Jessica's boobs and she busted out old buffalo wing jokes.
You hear that? That's the sound of Nick Lachey laughing his ass off.
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I'd feel sorry for Tony except he plays for Dallas. I bet he felt sympathy for Tom Brady except that Tom is dating a hot model and not a no talent attention whore.
Probably not the entire state of Texas. I for one am happy when the Cowboys lose. So are all of my friends, which makes like 4 Texans who don't like the Cowboys, lol. I wouldn't have any friends that cheer for the Cowboys.
Seriously, I don't even like NFL. I'm a diehard NCAA football fan. Oh, and Nascar. But that's just because I'm a redneck.
If Jessica Simpson is their kryptonite, I hope they get married fast, and I truly hope their marriage is successful and lasts the rest of their lives.
Is it just me, or does anyone else wonder why celebrities always carry their dogs? Why don't they put them on a leash and let them walk like "other" dogs?!
Cause Nick WAS playing in the super bowl? I don't get it. Or was he accepting his Grammy? Or going to watch his new chic excel at her career?
Yeah, I doubt Nick has much to laugh about these days.
walking is for dogs that belong to poor people.
she looks ridiculous in those jeans…she is so 15 minutes ago!
I am laughing along with Nick - that Romo man - something is not right with that boy! I think Jessica is his beard and he has not come out yet and cannot accept it.
She looks like a back street tranny. Seriously….
Her family is all kinds of messed up and the only half way normal one is Ashlee.
Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
That's mother fucking precious.
Damn, this is going to be funny for a long time.
Is she ever going to wash that dog? Didn't it used to be white?
These too are too too cute!!!!
It looks like she has hoofs instead of feet