Say what you will about Lauren Conrad's clothing line — at least it looks quality. And it's obvious she created every design herself and put her heart and soul into the collection.
Keep that in mind as you view Heidi Montag's new line, not-so-creatively titled "Heidiwood," that she most certainly did not have a hand in creating. Also? The line looks like something on the sale racks at Forever 21.
Heidi, who's all class, felt the need to bring up LC, saying, "Lauren's line is not necessarily something I would wear. She's trying a high-fashion thing, but it's a little overpriced. Mine is fun and flirty for the everyday woman." If by "everyday woman" she means "slutty 14-year-old," then she has a point.
She goes on to say that Lauren isn't qualified to have her own line: "When we were in school, I was the designer, and she was in, like, product development."
Ah, yes. You mean that one day you attended fashion school before dropping out? And let's not forget what you told your college adviser about your goals:
Well, I want to do PR. That's, like, my ultimate goal. I wanna be, like, the fun party PR girl in LA type of thing, so, um, that's kinda what I want to do. Kinda more like the party scene.
Heidi sure has a lot of passions in her life: PR, music, fashion and Spencer. How does she do it all?
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I agree, she never even attended school. And they remind me of the cheap clothes you buy at Forever 21 or Rave that fall apart after you wash them once.
She was probably HIGHER when she "designed" the line.
Let's call this clothing line what it really is - an excuse for Heidi to show off a new nose (or crazy airbrshing) and wear too-big shoes. Somebody still feels ugly.
The preceeding was predicated on the assumption that the model is Heidi and not a Heidi look-alike. Only at participating stores. Void where prohibited.
The green dress intrigues me, but because I can only see a very small part of it, I'm not willing to go any further than intriguing.
But it's all very cheap-o looking, not "fashion."
I feel bad for the kids in the sweatshops that have to make that shit.
Hello God, its me….cooter. Can you please make this publicity whore go away?
I think she went to school in SF where she met LC. Her clothes are nast! And she looks like Gary Busey!
BUSEY!!! Your imagination is the hood ornament on your car of creativity.
Heidi went to the same school of fashion "design" as Victoria Beckham.
the battle of the pigs
hmmm, those dresses are missing something. Maybe Lohan can design some leggings for her.
Angy: She went to school for a short time, but dropped out to be a PR person (fame wh*re). I think it's great that she says she studied "fashion". I think she only completed one year of college.
The worst part about all this is that I know it….why am I so intrigued by these shows??
Take your ugly clothes away and go kill yourself, equine whorebag.
Sigh, I wish "equine whorebag" was applicable to more of the populace. It is a phrase whose time has come!
Who is this person? Who cares? She looks like an alien with all that plastic surgery. A bit tranny.
I actually like Heidi's clothes better than Lauren's. Although personality wise I can't stand either one of them.
Snacks @11: somesink like zeese?
OMG, Lisa-those are horrific. But did you ever see the "jeans" leggings featured on GFY? Those were turrrrble.
Oh man! No, ding dang it! If you got a pic, post it up, yo!
Oh Lisa, everytime I look at those things I cringe. They remind me of the pleather pants I used to rock when I was high school. Also cringe worthy.
But they are the greatest slingshot ever, you were right about the sound.
When I was in high school. I wasn't actually a high school.
"This weekend at TJ Maxx, AJ Wright, or Marshall's near you, we're making our deals even more special!
Fill one of our exclusive Heidiwood hobo bags with all your favorite Heidiwood fashions — for JUST ONE BUCK!! You heard right!
Can you believe it?
Heidi Montag: A bag for a buck!
Now through Sunday!"
She said that Lauren's clothes were too expensive, yet she has no problem wearing Jimmy Choo's. One pair of Jimmy's could buy most people a whole new wardrobe.
i totally read the last comment as "a bang for a buck!"
but really?? am i wrong???
god, Heidi is a ho'. just like that Urban Dance Squad song that rocked like 1990. heh.
I also have a problem with all these girls calling themselves "designers". Heidi clearly isn't a designer. I really can't see her sitting down at night making sketches and measurements on a form. It's one thing to put your name on a label or to be the spokesman for a brand of clothes, but it's quite another to say you've actually sat down and "designed" anything. Lets be honest, none of her clothes are new designs. None of this is new or revolutionary. This isn't the first time we've seen this dress (I feel like Micheal Khors just saying that).
YAY! A fashion line to go with my cheap, over-sized black pumps! This looks destined for Wal-Mart, K-Mart or Quickie-Mart.
Well, both Heidi's and LC's designs look like something u can find at any mall for the fraction of the price. Heidi's is something you can pick up at Forever 21, LC's is a lil more sophisticated…but both designs look like everyday mall clothing! Nothing special about it…
You're criticizing Anchor Blue clothes? These may look cheap and uninspired - but what do you expect from mall clothes? Minus the name and spokesperson, these might actually be a hit w/all the mall rat Forever 21 girls.
I can see her asscheeks in that first black and white dress. This shit is stripper gear. You know, for the ladies who work at the "high-class" strip clubs.
Yuck-who wants to wear something she made. At least Lauren has some experiance, and went to fashion school and worked at teen vogue. I think Heidi and spencer are related and trying to become a "power" couple" they are so nasty. Oh yeah I should a homeless person these clothes-and they wouldn't even wear them!!!!
Uh, yea…did you happen to catch her fabulous premier on the Tyra Show today? She walked out on stage holding Spencer's hand, and her big, black hand bag. Tyra commented that she was the first guest to bring a purse onto the set. She proceeded to plug her new line. Spencer managed to make borderline racist remarks about African orphans–and they both whined about the freaking sex tapes every chance they had. It was riveting.