Nationwide Insurance must be incredibly desperate, because the company went all out to promote its newest spokeswhore, American Idol laughingstock Sanjaya. We would not be proud to have the creator of the ponyhawk pimping out our insurance, but to each his own.

The most disturbing part of this campaign is the ability to Sanjaya-ize yourself, which will give us nightmares for weeks to come. Feel free to create your own and then send it to whitney@mollygood.com. Perhaps we can put together some sort of Sanjaya Hall of Shame.