Have you ever seen those prime time special crime shows in which the killer's friends and family go, "Daryl was always getting into trouble, but we never expected him to kill nobody."?
Well, this is similar, because I went, "Listen, these high-waisted pants aren't great but, whatever, it's not gonna get worse," and then it got worse. These high-waisted shorts came through and disappointed the hell out of me.
Now I'm stuck looking as foolish as Daryl's brother going, "I knew fashion designers made things that only a fraction of a fraction of women look good in, but I never expected high-waisted shorts."
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it kills me how all these idiots who are too young to remember why people STOPPED wearing high wasted pants are thinking that they are being so cutting edge. call it the sienna millerfication of fashion. wearing something purposefully awful, thinking you are special enough to make it cool.
Mischa Barton, fashion icon
(eye roll)
Sloane wore this exact shorts/boots/fringed jacket combo in Ferris Bueller's Day Off…except she was 10 times hotter
JW,
That observation was almost clairvoyant.
Best,
Cord
Stop fighting it Misha..Your destiny is to be a fat hag like your Mom
As if mom jeans weren't bad enough, now we need to be subjected to mom shorts. She and Sienna need to be beaten with their uggs.
Mischa is hot whatever she wears. Yesterday, today and tomorrow.
My mom used to dress me in shorts like those when I was younger. Bad scene…
All that money and still look like a clown. Thanks but I'll just stay relatively poor as long as I don't look like her, Britster, Lindsey or those twins.
I don't understand why you would ever want to wear something that ALWAYS either makes you look like you've got camel toe OR are packing something a little bit extra.
Yuck.
aaahhh!!! Seventh grade again!
aaaah, what about that cellulite?>?? looks like cheeez. pooor mischa, she'd got good face but all the money in the world she cant fix that cottage cheese under the shorts. id keep it long if i was her. or wear some nude fishnets.
MISCHA BARTON IS THE BEST THING TO EVER WALK THIS PLANET! and u haters just need to stop…okay…cuz ur ugly…and ur just jealous
YOU CRAZY BITCH! lol mischa is pretty awesome but your still a crazy bitch.
well…ur a hourse
and u dont c me complaining about that