Time to distract ourselves from the sad state of America yet again: There's a Hills love triangle! Way more important than that stupid bailout.
So Audrina moved out of the house she shared with Lauren and Lo, and nobody really knew why, but A and LC insisted they were still on good terms. Enter Ted Casablanca, quite possibly the world's worst gossip, who decided to spin a tale of Audrina and Lauren fighting over the same man. Believable enough … until he decided to make the Casanova none other than Justin Bobby, the knowledgeable hobo who occasionally creeps onto the show and pretends to like Audrina for some camera time. We love him because he regularly spits out nuggets of wisdom like, "Truth and time tells all." Lauren, however, does not enjoy him.
Ted, who is much like a child making up a bedtime story, said that Lauren and Justin Bobby hooked up behind Audrina's back, but JB later spilled the beans while LC denied it. Don't believe Ted? Here's proof: The girls removed each other from their MySpace top friends. Gasp!
Oh wait, hold the phone: Ted just changed his mind:
None of the babes' reps would comment—clearly they have worse rumors to flame out. However, a Hill-y friend couldn't stop chuckling when we inquired about the rumored backstabbing bed hopping, calling the whole thing 'completely false and actually quite funny.'
Ted, hun, perhaps next time you should wait to squash your own rumor until people actually start believing you. Or maybe try coming up with a story that's a teensy bit believable — like Spencer and Heidi ceased to exist after nobody took a picture of them for 24 hours.
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whenever I read that name, Justin Bobby, all I can think of is "talledega nights".
I'm betting he and Ricky Bobby have about the same IQ.
pssshh shut up with you big banana dumb head.
i must ask you this question whitney; should i care?
He actually said "Truth and time tells all".
The one time I watched this show, he and the girl with no lips were out to dinner. I thought he was pretty hot and she was an idiot.
This show is my one guilty pleasure. Lauren tries so hard to act like the perfect friend but you can tell that she is competitive with them all. She can't stand Whitney bc her career advanced faster than hers and when Whit was asked to model for GMA you could tell she was livid. She hates Speidi for giving out her secret with the moniker BC. I think she's just jealous of Audrina bc she is hotter than LC. She and Lo seem to be frienemys. And she just used poor Stephanie to get back at Heidi. That girl is messed up.
TY chloe! Finally someone who sees what a stuckup bit** Lauren is!
I don't care what Heidi does, I'm always and always have been and always will be Team Heidi, the girl is not as bad as people say. At least she's friendly. You can't tell me Lauren is friendly. Oh what she's shy? Bull. She is stuck up. I'm tired of people saying she's a little shy when she's just really too good to talk to some people is all it is. I'm tired of all those bitter I'm too good for this looks she gives everyone.
yay rosemary! you're my friend for life….are we the only two who can see through laurens bs?????
lc's eye rolls, the stabs to her "friends" and her big "I'm just being a good friend" to cover for all her shady acts makes me puke. TEAM ROSEMARY!!
Last night's show just made LC look even worse. Did anyone catch the bitchiness when she tossed Whitney the letter form Heidi? Whit said "can I read it"? and little miss perfect shot back in her most annoying voice "well, obviously". It may not seem like much but that is how she always treats Whit. Whitney is way too good to ever counter back.
Then the bitch (lc of course) had the nerve to advise Audrina to go tell JustinBobby that she went on a date. You could totally tell she was playing satan in that scene. JB did NOT take that info well. Lauren deserves everything that is dished out to her…..including Doug referreing to her as nothing but a "fling". Go Douggie!