
What nubile and turgid surfer heated up the Australian coastline this weekend?

Oh, that's just a 43-year-old Elle Machpherson giving the middle finger to any sign whatsoever of aging. Should we be testing her?
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Seriously, who's blood is she drinking and where can I get some? She and Klum are just 100% total babes, plain and simple. Sigh.
and whose blood too, jeebus she distracted me from spelling correctly
She looks good here, but I've seen some muffin going on. I don't know who I am to judge, really. I just like me some curves, especially in the ass dept. Now excuse me while I stuff myself with some Ben & Jerry's and go back to my happy state of cellulite denial.
Such is the power of the Tomba-pen.
I'm just sayin'. ;)
In all seriousness, she's like frickin Elizabeth Bathory.
eeew no. shes not fat. :-)
Wow…that's all there is too say.
Hear me now all. I here by put a pox on this woman, that she will become afflicted with cottage cheese thighs.
Don't forget though, she and Klum poop too! Her farts are probably really horrid too. Who am I kidding she probably toots rainbows
Complete with a pot of gold. She shits gold people.
So far today Cord has said, an attractive woman looks good, the media is made up of a bunch of vultures, a new couple can't keep their hands off each other in public, a skinny chick is skinny (she's always had bulimia chipmunk face, btw), another stupid Barbie-type opens her mouth and makes all Americans look ignorant, Hollywood wants to "butcher" Tim Burton's creative vision so Johnny Depp's fan base can attend the movie without adult supervision, Owen Wilson has made some questionable choices in his life (haven't we all?), Jake Gyllenhaal "may" be gay and may have a big coming out party (I'm sure there's a lot of gay men feeling trapped in women's bodies right now), politicians are lying, cheating dogs, and something nobody on her gives a flyin' fark about.
So where's the controversy we all crave? When is he going to get our collective pannies in a wad? Oh, I forgot, it's Monday.
*here
Somewhere out there is a gay actor taking a picture with an actress to throw us all off.
I haveta say that a nice bit of drawn on poo or pee coming out of that perfect ass would have really completed the pic. Score one for Perez and his fabulous fans.
Sometimes a little pee goes a long way.
I don't know how he thinks he's going to "Best Cord" somebody with that material. The drawn on pee and poop along with some catty, gay remark) would have caused a minor flare-up.
So does anybody think Johnny Borrell is gay? He just shaved his beard off.
Aww come on, bugs I don't have anything against pee and poop…are u in UK? If you are I'm jealous.
I was there a few weeks ago. My husband's work "forces" us to reside here.
Please don't anyone take that seriously….you know who you are, the same ones who get upset over pee and poop.
she and Turlington have ALWAYS been my favorite models since 1985.
she's fucking perfect.
She's not really anyone I've paid attention to and now I clearly see why. This chick would piss me off with her perfect-ness. It's bad enough I've got Hiedi on my ass, now I've got to deal with the fact that someone 16 years older than I am is way hotter than me.
Still stunning as ever, kudos!