A Floridian friend of mine was recently driving a Lamborghini that wasn't his down Ocean Drive and inadvertently turned onto a one way street. Thinking it just a slight mistake, he went to put the car in reverse and turn, and that's when he realized he didn't know how to shift into reverse. Panicked, he started jamming sweaty fingers into the shifting system on the steering wheel – to no avail, of course, because Jeebus frowns on hot-dogging – as camera-wielding tourists descended like vultures and began snapping photos and cackling. He ended up having to call the owner and ask how to reverse (turns out there's a red button under the steering wheel). My response: "That's what you get for being an idiot and driving a goddamn Lamborghini. Who even gets in those things?"
Britney Spears and JR Rotem. In sunglasses. Eating burgers. That's who. Luxurious.
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bitter much cord?
He's right though, they are morons.
D-BAG ALERT, D-BAG ALERT!
Who is this JR person? And what happened to the magic with Cris Douchebag?
i'm bitter i don't have enough money to blow on crap like a super expensive car. i'd still be driving my grand prix if i had all that money but it'd still be nice to be stinking rich.
It must be her new dealer..ha ha
OMG - those 2 are made for each other.
naw, she was letting this douche use her husband hole a few months ago…he's some record producer.
husband hole, hahahahahahahahahhahah. oh, so this d-bag is replacing the old d-bag, scott storch?
It's so boring pointing out the wrong of Britney Spears.
Anyhow, status symbol cars are pathetic.
I don't want the car, I just want the money to be able to afford it. How would I fit my kids and all their gear in a Lamborghini? That's just silly.
jellybelly, do you not remember? she dated him right after the split. he's a music producer or some shit.
Cord, you sly dog you. Everyone is ignoring the original story. Any yarn that begins with "A friend of mine" and ends with the narrator giving stellar advice is suspect. Who was really driving that Lamborghini?
PS… Do you talk to yourself a lot?
AND WHERE ARE THE TOURISTS WHO HAVE THOSE PHOTOS? I WANT PROOF!
looks like a mercedes
I can't believe the tourists almost got, Cord. He's lucky to be alive.
I think it's a conspiracy. Those tourists are out to get us Molly-do-gooders. They tried to take down our leader. I've set my Iaser from stun to kill. I just know I'm going to get tasered for that.
PS…For those without children (or have never heard of Buzz Lightyear) that's from "Toy Story"…look it up…
Go back to work and make some money.
I got some cows to milk and hogs to slaughter or something. I'm going to ask my neighbour where the nearest farm animals reside. Maybe there's a petting zoo or something. I hope I don't have to drive all the way to West Virginia.
What's that, I can't hear you. There's a cheesburger in my ear.