Shotguns Are for Drinking, Not Killing

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Ignore James Van Der Beek and guess who's taking beers to the face like an authentic collegiate binge drinker.


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Hey! Who taught you how to drink like that? Big Poppa?

Update: His lady was there! And, apparently, she's cool with him drinking in ways designed to get one drunk quickly. Keeper!

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Oct 12, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 27 Responses
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  • Comments (27)

    No. 1 blah says:

    Miller Lite…gross.

    I was totally going to guess that Sean William Scott guy.

    Posted: Oct 12, 2007 at 5:04 pm
    No. 2 Sugar Magnolia says:

    I just don't see why chicks get so worked up over JT. He can sing and dance and I admire that but he looks like my nerdy cousin Bobby.

    Ah well… to each their own.

    Posted: Oct 12, 2007 at 5:11 pm
    No. 3 Kitchy says:

    The only thing that surprises me is that JT would be that close to Dawson. He's usually much more of an arrogant jackass than that.

    Posted: Oct 12, 2007 at 5:13 pm
    No. 4 james_boston says:

    JT is really, really cute. and he doesn't even have the burden of the large, science-fiction-y forehead that the beek has. sugar, you might need some contacts honey.

    Posted: Oct 12, 2007 at 5:13 pm
    No. 5 Kitchy says:

    I just had an eye exam, and I still don't think JT's remotely attractive. I think he looks like Mr Potato Head with an attitude.

    Posted: Oct 12, 2007 at 5:17 pm
    No. 6 Sugar Magnolia says:

    j_b (we missed you yesterday)

    He's got uncontrolable hair and weird lookin' ears.

    If it will let me do this…. I think THIS GUY is hotter than JT any day!

    Posted: Oct 12, 2007 at 5:22 pm
    No. 7 Sugar Magnolia says:

    awwwww… it didnt let me

    Posted: Oct 12, 2007 at 5:22 pm
    No. 8 Sugar Magnolia says:

    [IMG]http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u61/lynnwalkup/JD.jpg[/IMG]

    Maybe this time….

    Posted: Oct 12, 2007 at 5:25 pm
    No. 9 lale says:

    Well I guess he deserves to act like a jackass. -I graduated from FSU when it was ranked top party school, so I saw waaaay more of that than I would have liked. When you're in your thirties and doing it, then there's a problem.

    Posted: Oct 12, 2007 at 5:25 pm
    No. 10 Sugar Magnolia says:

    oh boogers

    Posted: Oct 12, 2007 at 5:26 pm
    No. 11 lale says:

    Nope. Sugar, now I need to know who. Is it Sean Paul and his sexy boy braids?

    Posted: Oct 12, 2007 at 5:27 pm
    No. 12 james_boston says:

    yeah sugar…who is that in the pic…the link won't work for me….

    JT is adorable…good looking and a great dancer. and i have a thing for wiggas anyway so maybe that's why i think he's so hot…

    Posted: Oct 12, 2007 at 5:29 pm
    No. 13 Sugar Magnolia says:

    Johnny Depp… shirtless and brooding.

    YUMMY!

    Posted: Oct 12, 2007 at 5:29 pm
    No. 14 Sugar Magnolia says:

    oooooo…. click on my name… it's the pic on the top right of the page it links too!

    Posted: Oct 12, 2007 at 5:30 pm
    No. 15 lale says:

    Uh oh. Did James say "wigga"? Didn't that cause some issues one time? I think only Oriental people are allowed to use that terminology.

    Posted: Oct 12, 2007 at 5:36 pm
    No. 16 Be Adequite says:

    I liked JT when he was 12 and had a big afro…is that wrong????

    And screw Dawson, I always thought Josh Jackson was way hotter. For a 14 year old, I mean.

    Posted: Oct 12, 2007 at 5:48 pm
    No. 17 stopthemadness says:

    "pothead barbie."

    excellent.

    the depp is too hot for his own damn good.

    and pacy was way hotter than dawson. why did i even watch that crap? and i watched it on syndication even. i don't know if that's worse or better.

    Posted: Oct 12, 2007 at 6:57 pm
    No. 18 ktwonderwoman says:

    The best part is that they are in Green Bay, at the GB/Chicago game! (that's seriously BIG celebrity sighting for GB, I assure you)

    Posted: Oct 12, 2007 at 7:27 pm
    No. 19 lale says:

    I like how they've wrangled themselves the VIP Tailgaiting section. How very common and uppity at the same time.

    Posted: Oct 12, 2007 at 8:07 pm
    No. 20 maria says:

    ugh, gross look at all those fatties. tsk tsk tsk

    Posted: Oct 12, 2007 at 8:52 pm
    No. 21 Other Karen says:

    Help. Someone explain what JT was doing exactly? For those of us not knowledgeable about alternate methods for the consumption of beer?

    Posted: Oct 12, 2007 at 8:52 pm
    No. 22 ktwonderwoman says:

    Other Karen: it's called shot gunning (spent many a day growing up in GB shot gunning Miller Lite). Sad but true.

    Posted: Oct 12, 2007 at 9:17 pm
    No. 23 Four Winds says:

    Oriental? Pshh…

    Posted: Oct 12, 2007 at 9:26 pm
    No. 24 Alycia says:

    Man, I haven't done that in ages…and just realized what a tool I must've looked like.

    And yay for Miller (although they'd be killed for drinking anything else in WI)!

    Posted: Oct 13, 2007 at 3:18 am
    No. 25 S a v v y Me says:

    OtherKaren… shot gunning is when you poke a hole in the side of the can (usually with a key) and then open the top of the can thus forcing the beer out of the side. Clearly an art.

    Posted: Oct 13, 2007 at 5:27 pm
    No. 26 kellygrrrl says:

    I think the little puppy dog Jessica is willing to put up with anything to keep having her photo taken

    Posted: Oct 13, 2007 at 5:54 pm
    No. 27 jujubees says:

    I still have relapses and fall in love with him aagani. But then he speaks and ruins it. shhhhhhhhh, be pretty Jrt, nooooooo speaky.

    Don't mock the typso's, I'm on the pain pills and willnot apologize for bad spelling. Suck it.

    Posted: Oct 13, 2007 at 9:15 pm
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