I remember when my ass looked like that. Bitch.

i dont

You don't, well you must not have known me in the summer of 1995, baby. evil twin was looking sex-ay.

Then it couldn't have looked like that. Because Eva's the opposite of sex-ay.

Eva is not sexy, but her ass is pretty awesome. If she would shut the fuck up and walk backwards everywhere, she might have a career after DH ends.

summer of 1995, i was way too buisy being 11, sorry but i totally beleive you were sex-ay.

i do not remeber when my ass looked like tha., bitch(es).

Ouch, April, that one hurt. :)

sorry man, im just pissed off cuz you had an ass like that ;-)

April is BRUTAL.

Totally, I feel like I was kicked in the teeth. If it's any consolation, gravity and "experience" have ruined any semblence of the great ass I used to have.

sorry. im a bitch, what can i say?

I would have been, let me think, carry the 1, ohhhh, April, you got me in the heart.

I keep forgetting that April is still a hot young chippie.

Yeah, I had my ass time. It's time to pass it on to the next generation. Enjoy your ass while it lasts.

well young - but i have the soul of an 80 year old, i pretty much gossip, sit home and watch law and order, knit, and lament about my fat ass. ;-)

Err… I do all those. Thanks. Now I feel even older.

I can crochet, but I never learned to knit. I watch Damages instead of Law and Order, but yeah, I'm in with you guys.

i love damages!!!! its so good.

umm sorry kitch…all that matters is how you feel in your heart, or some shit like that.

I love Damages too, but every week I expect it to start to make sense and I hope I can figure out if I hate Frobisher or not. At the end, I am always more bewildered than ever before. It looks like next week they finally start to unravel some shit.

god i hope so - i like everyone but patty shes the only "evil"

I have no heart. So there!

I prefer to quilt and watch, The Closer. Do we get a t shirt when we join? Old Hags Club?

can we make the t-shirts? i love making t-shits.

\we can knit/crochet an quilt them from scratch

That sounds like one attractive t shirt. Probably not as awesome as a good Christmas sweater, but close.

I make my sweaters out of eyelashes.

Oh, sassy. Does anyone else ever think we may never be able to recreate the post of 500 responses?

We really need something to work with here. Why is Lindsay letting us down like this? Someone needs to go crazy.

Whaaa, the closer? (Altho the marathon was faboooo). I knit and watch Murder She Wrote. And GGs if it is on. I love it when Angela Lansbury busts out with a character other than JB Fletcher. Cabot Cove 4-eva!

I used to watch MSW as a kid. It would always occur to me that Cabot Cove had a alarmingly high murder rate for such a small town. I think that Jessica and the sheriff were kinky serial killers.

how old are you when you're in fifth grade? because that's how old i was in 1995, and my ass didn't look that good even then. damn.

also, this one was too easy. we all know that little ass birthmark by now. eva likes to show it off whenever possible.

i love msw. also diagnosis murder and the one wiht Mr.C/david the gnome, he was a priest/murder investigator

11

or 10

Was that the Father Dowling Mysteries, April?

yea!!!!!!!!!!!!

You are so welcome at my parents' house anytime during prime time. They would love to have someone watch L & O and Murder She Wrote with them.

Not old ppl related, but I would also watch Remington Steele. It all comes back to RS.

Loved Remington Steele. I would watch that with a dose of Hart to Hart right now.

Having this picture at the top of the page is completely killing my appetite. I'm sick of seeing Eva's flat ass and droopy crotch.

Even though I think she has a nice ass, I am sick to death of seeing her in the doggy style pose, myself. Did Cord fall asleep somewhere? Wake him! Wake him!

I am so glad that I am not the only one sort of sickened by her engorged pudenda. Maybe that is just a byproduct of being so skinny. I have always wondered, does the mons pubis get fat/lose weight with the rest of you? I need a grant to find out!

Just ask star jones.

I don't think so, I think some people just have FUPAs and it's their cross to bear.

you can have vaginal rejuvenation to fix that…I watch it on Dr. 90210 all the time…it's the new rage…

I wonder what Cord thinks about THAT?

What does FUPA stand for? Isn't that what you say after drinking ouzo?

FUPA - Free-hanging Ugly Pussy Attachments?

AdAd: check this out.

"I gave her the cutest little vagina lift. She gonna look so hot."

ha ha ha, pussy attachment. like an arm attachment for a vaccum.

Except it allows you to carry loose change.

LisaNo.1,

Fat
Upper
Pussy
Area

Awwww. That's so sweet.

Thanks ET! Although, I am still going to should FUPA! next time I drink some ouzo.

I know, kinda gets you right in the heart, doesn't it? I did like your answer though, Kitch.

The best part is that if you say FUPA out loud, it does sound like a queef. So it's fitting.

Damn mollygood server has been timing out all day.

I guess they need to go after Dr. 90210 because I have seen 2 already this season. One girl had giant inner lips, and the other wanted hers tightened up or something - I can't remember. And last season, one of the dr's liposuctioned a girl because she lost a lot of weight but her vajayjay didn't get any smaller.

They should make a Vaginal Box (not to be redundant) set of Dr. 90210, so we can see all of these.

I love that women don't have enough to worry about. Now I need to worry if my inner labia are too long.

A couple of the women have had one side longer than the other so it chafes during sex.

Dr. Rey has seen some up to 7 cm long…

CAN YOU EVEN FREAKIN' IMAGINE THAT?

I think he's referring to penises. I get the distinct feeling that aside from work, Dr Rey sees a lot more penises than labias.

I have felt that way myself, Kitch. No wonder his wife is such a mess.

what clued you into that…the hot pink shirt, or the hightlights…

isnt this what jenna jameson got done, and the real reason why she quit porn, cuz htey screwed up

My inner labes hit my knees, that is normal right?

is that 7 cm or less Lisa? You need to clarify - you could be a midget you know…

On last week's, Dr Rey admired a woman's shoes and then said "I'm probably the only guy in LA who's interested in fashion."

Yeah. Not so much, Robert. And not so surprising, either.

LOL I saw that…

Adad: I think there is only one midge on the forum. I believe with only one eye. As for the 7 cm, I don't know. I am not so good with metric conversion…

I love his random martial artsing.

I need to take a break from hosting LoveLine to practice my nunchucks.

*lol* okay, I'm glad I'm not the only one that thought that was random. I think he's just showing off for TV…because loveline is SO stressful and all…

does anyone else think Cord is probably writhing in his chair from this conversation about vagina's? I mean, he can't handle that a woman poops, now he's going to have a complex about labia length.

We are really ruining him for his next girlfried, aren't we?

i think we just turned him gay.

well until his next poop, when he realizes all men poop, hten we turned him asexual.

"Doc, I'm completely backed up and I have no sex drive. HELP!"

Maybe he will devote himself to science and attempt to reproduce by budding.

have we done women a favor or a disservice, i mean its pretty much cannon that cord's a cutie patootie (we should keep a mollygood cannon log and link comments and posts for easy reference), and we all know he is witty BUT there is that whole D-Bag over opinionated, women don't poop, can't be wrong thing… i just don't know what we have done.

We saved countless women from the LALALAL bar discussion.

We deserve a medal.

And I deserve a chest to pin it on. Where did Dr. Rey get off to?

He's canoodling with Dr Will.

OR, it could be that Cord is playing a CHARACTER…the radio was discussing just that this morning…like Eminem, who says he PLAYS Slim Shady and Eminem - and HE is actually just Marshall.

Frankly, sounds twisted no matter how you put it, but I think you guys can catch my drift. Cord could, quite possibly, be soft spoken and meek in a personal relationship. (He could also be the D-bag we all know him to be…just throwing out the options)

Hands off Dr. Will! He's mine. I like 'em pasty.

Well, Bunnie certainly is a character.

I'm going to buy Cord some baby wipes for Christmas.

I wonder who's working so hard to convince women that their genitals are somehow "wrong"? Sheesh, when will all this kind of crap stop?!?

are you gonna mail them? do you think cords in the whitepages? if he is - christmas presents…

i have not said anything up to now. but i don't poop. as a woman, i was born with a special system that doesn't have to digest any food, it magically dissolves into clean, invisible particles which then absorb through my skin and rinse off in the shower.
i do always pretend i don't ever actually need to use the restroom when i'm on a date; i act like i have to go touch up my make up or take a tylenol or something. so i can't mock cord for thinking women don't use the uhhh facilities, especially when it's part of my propaganda.

am i in trouble?

In Dr Rey's defense, he's often stated that the appearance of the labia is fine, it's the discomfort during sex that brings women to see him.

Much as I hate to admit that, he hasn't made it sound like women's genitals as a rule, or even the ones he's doing surgery on, are in any way wrong in appearance.

agreed Kitchy.

I've never heard the argument, my labia is bigger than yours.

Okay then, at least for Dr. 90210 ;). I was really put off by an article a couple of months back in Chatelaine magazine about a 40-something woman whose bikini waxer suggested her inner labia were abnormally large; she then asked her fiance, who'd never complained (and the woman herself didn't suggest that she experienced any kind of discomfort during sex or otherwise), what he thought, and he told her that her inner labia were larger than he was used to! Next thing you know, she's off to a plastic surgeon for a trim and a boob job. Just……wow.

damn right its bigger than yours
id show you, but id have to charge

Dude, my labia are HUUUUUUGE! Not to get into a labia measuring contest or anything, but see that man over there ::ungh:: I just fucked 'im.

jujubees, by the sounds of things, there are some women out there who want to be able to brag that theirs are smaller than anyone else's ;)

I'm going to get mine eliminated…then I can be smaller than all of you. And while I'm at it, I think I'll enlarge my breasts and maybe my head so I can be a bobble head like all the famous pretty girls. Maybe then I would be on Tommy Lee's radar, lipless but boobful. Of course, after all this I'd have to go blonde too, I guess. ugh, I don't want to be blonde.

Ok, I didn't bother to read all your others posts ladies because you had me at Murder She Wrote. I thought I was the only one who sat at home watching DIY shows and old Law and Order episodes wishing and longing for the ass I never had. I can't knit, but I can cross stitch. Do I get a shirt?

Does this dress make my labia look fat?

blah, you can get a t-shirt, no problem.

Uh, juju, it's not the dress… :)