I just came a little bit. Is that disgusting? Or apropo? Or both?

Oh my god! I'll grab my babywipes and let's go!!!

Whitney, unless you breakout that latex bodysuit we all know you have, DON"T SIT ANYWHERE!

When they are done with that bus, they'll have to drive it out into the desert and nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

I like how the email address has the word, "talent", in there. As if doing topless body shots with other women is talent. Regardless, I will be watching and expecting the weekly wrap up on Mollygood. I know it's a sign the end is near and all, but I love it. Let's hear it for trannytastic strippers.

Whitney, you cannot catch any STDS by being in the same room as Bret Michaels' girlfriends, but you can catch Losering fasciitis.

he used to be hot back in the day…now he has make pattern baldness and goldie hawns lips. PLus he always picks the skankiest girls. I thought rock stars got the pick of the litter.

I didn't know it was possible to make a flyer by just closing your eyes and pounding on the keyboard with your fists.

Your sure to attract the classiest ladies at a place called Porky's.

If I weren't married, I'd totally go. I could be the token old chick for season three.

What kind of uniform are we talking about. Like a lunch lady uniform with a hairnet?

I only fuck short people sara but thanks anyway.

tall people hater.

Damn. They took the spam down early tonight.

ha killorn!

I have a wedding to go to next weekend and am actually upset that I am going to miss this casting call. What is wrong with me!? (As an aside, I myself am married. I am also obsessed with low-grade reality programming.)