She did get her license today.

But pray tell, Britney… if you hate the DMV so much, why would you deliberately break your "application process" into two visits when it's easier to do it all at once?

After the whole Phil Spector mess, it's nice to see this state's courts doing SOMETHING right.

Next stop, drug test.

Kitchy, please don't hate me, but I heard the beginning of Britney's song on the radio yesterday, and I thought, "What is this? It's kind of Timberdouchy, but I think I like it." Then BritBrit came on and I blushed in my vehicle all alone.

Well since you had the good sense to blush, I'll forgive you.

At least her hair is starting to look decent. Or is someone going to try to tell me people care more about her relationship with her kids than they do her hair….?

"gimme more" is a good song girls. for having sex in the bathroom of a gay club while you're on ecstasy. shame on you!

am i supposed to believe she's sorry she lost custody? now she can party 24/7…what's the problem?

she is a train wreck, that's why she lost them. no need to really go into specifics.

2 things:

Rihanna is a bitch and stood up her concert I went to last night. It was farking great, let me tell you. I love wasting time.

I had Trump Vodka yesterday. The shit is smooth. You can't even taste it in Sprite - and trust me, we were pouring with a heavy hand. After all, we were waiting for freakin' forever for nothing.

I'm not saying who. But I know for a fact someone here has, Gimmie More, as their ringtone. Stupid ass.

lyingisfun, if that's your idea of "decent" hair, I'd hate to see your idea of bad.

Whatevs. Talk to me after the Trump/Mad Dog comparison. That's what I call, smooth'ish.

im such trash - i love mad dog.

Me too. I had an especially memorable night at Putt Putt whilst drinking some MD.

i really like gimme more - i think i might call my self and rock out right now.

Kitchy, given my own roots are looking pretty rough right now, so I'm not really one to pass judgment. But consider how low the bar is for Brit. Her hair is only two shades, it looks like it has been recently washed, and she's wearing her "serious artist" glasses. This is the most put together I've seen her in awhile (possibly because I can't see from the shoulders down…. looks like she could be naked)

james, you just keep making me fall deeper in love. I know we can never be together, but I can live with that.

Don't believe her, James. She told me she loved me this morning. I think she's trying to get us to all live together like in, Big Love. I am sooooo not Chloe.

Who wants to be Chloe? That bitch is crazy.

And her breath still reeks of Vincent Gallo. Ew.

That's just gross. That's worse than getting the GUTTE!

But that's not her hair, which makes the two-tone thing even worse. It's extensions. And that's not a picture from this week - her most recent extensions are even worse. They look like My Little Pony tails glued to her head.

I think her hair looks greasier than usual here, actually.

I mean the glasses picture isn't this week - the other ones below it obviously are.

So poor Britney is just another regular Joe befuddled by the court's paperwork, eh?
I guess Bonnie and Clyde were just 2 hapless kids who didn't understand how to fill out a proper withdrawal slip.

To be fair. I get pissed when I have to fill out all the crap on the deposit slip. Why do I have to fill out my address, it's inthe computer. I prefer to just kick a ho and get my money.

Mickeys ICE trumps Mad Dog anyday of the week.

Oh, and they could have saved the time typing up those articles by just saying "Why Britney lost her children; Because she is irresponsible."

"james, you just keep making me fall deeper in love. I know we can never be together, but I can live with that."

if we were together, we'd spend half the time braiding each other's hair and the other half yelling "commie!" & "fascist!" at each other. sounds like it could be fun. so long as you don't mind me having sex with all kinds of dudes and not coming home at night.

Mae, those fighting words. I'll have to do a taste test this weekend. I'm totally getting my drink on this weekend. Next week is my surgery and I'll have to be all dry after that.

What day is your surgery, juju?

Next Thursday. Make sure you raise you Tom-ba in honor of a ho getting sliced up like a tudurken and taking out her lady humps. I'm not sure if they are lumps or humps? Milkey, milkey, cocoa puffs.

Mmmm…turducken.

you mind if i ask what the surgery is for? i know you'll be ok…

and it's lady lumps…as in "my humps, my humps, i love my lady lumps". that song is still big with us queers.

and juju…make sure you ask for those rush limbaugh elephant pain killers, oxycontin.

THey just gave me hydrocodone, whatev. I'm having the hysterectomy. Hopefully it will help me get that flat tummy I always wanted.

awww juju. i'm sorry. i didn't mean to make light. not of that.

and hell…you're entitled to more than hydrocodone for that operation (hydrocodone is percocet). i mean it's real good but that operation deserves the best, oxycontin. but then again, you don't wanna end up like rush limbaugh or britney, thank god.

juju, your tummy is already flat, you minx.

I'm hoping to make that whole area some kind of pouch.So I can carry my cigarettes and Tom-Ba. We'll see if they keep me on the hydro. If it doesn't work so well they'll give me something better. They don't know me. I'm pretty tough. I may need elephant tranquilizers. YOu can't knock this ho out with normal drugs.

I had Vicodin for some dental surgery a few years ago, and was like, "What's the big fucking deal about this? I don't even have a buzz." It sucked.

What kindof lame drugs are they giving us

Obviously, not the same ones that the Hollywood set is getting. Eat the Rich. Fuckers.

girls, you gotta take more than the prescribed amount to get a good high. 1 or 2 percocets or vicodin ain't gonna do it. you take 4 or 5…now, if you're a veteran like me, you take 5 percocets, mix it with 3 sleeping pills, wait an hour and have a shot of rum. then you're in heaven. you're actually in heaven after 5 percocets and 20 minutes but i like to really be in heaven. for you neophytes, start with just a few without mixing it with anything else. about the oxycontin juju, it's so fucking potent, even the low dose one, that it's time released. to break the time release in the event you get it, put it in your mouth, lick off the coating, crush it with your teeth and swallow. wait 15 mins. and go straight to heaaaaaaaven. you'll realize why rush limbaugh was popping 50 a day (of course, that would kill your normal person…that tub of lard musta built up some amazing tolerance). on the down side juju, since oxycontin is basically considered heroin in pill form and it's makers are being sued for lying about it's addictive properties (all the pharmacies around here were being held up by oxy addicts so now none of them carry it), you might wanna be careful. or not, i'm not one to judge

girls, you gotta take more than the prescribed amount to get a good high. 1 or 2 percocets or vicodin ain't gonna do it. you take 4 or 5…now, if you're a veteran like me, you take 5 percocets, mix it with 3 sleeping pills, wait an hour and have a shot of rum. then you're in heaven. you're actually in heaven after 5 percocets and 20 minutes but i like to really be in heaven. for you neophytes, start with just a few without mixing it with anything else. about the oxycontin juju, it's so fucking potent, even the low dose one, that it's time released. to break the time release in the event you get it, put it in your mouth, lick off the coating, crush it with your teeth and swallow. wait 15 mins. and go straight to heaaaaaaaven. you'll realize why rush limbaugh was popping 50 a day (of course, that would kill your normal person…that tub of lard musta built up some amazing tolerance).

on the down side juju, since oxycontin is basically considered heroin in pill form and it's makers are being sued for lying about it's addictive properties (all the pharmacies around here were being held up by oxy addicts so now none of them carry it), you might wanna be careful. or not…who am i to judge?

(why am i not able to post this stupid paragraph properly? it must be the work of the DEA!!)

Can I snort it or smoke it. I'm so old school. Back in my days we just smoked everything. Pot, coke, oregano. SHUT UP! This guy said it would work.

Hey, what do you crackheads know about cyclobenzaprine? They gave it to me for the pain before surgery. I think they are trying to trick me. YOu can't fool me. Shame me once never fool a fool agian.

My neighbor tried to smoke banana peels because he heard it was a great high. I think that he just looked like a douche trying to light up a bunch of rotten banana peels. Whatev's.

I love that. Let's see how many object we can get people to smoke. Books get you really high, try it.

Kitty litter is a better high than crack, that's what I hear.