
Weekend at Bernie's was awesome. Remember that scene where the zany one gets the stuffy one to finally chill and they're playing Monopoly, pausing every now and again to wave Bernie's lifeless arms—conspicuously tied to ropes—at passersby? That was damn fine comedic cinema.
Here's Armani in a Speedo to rekindle memories of simpler times, when dead men in tropical climates was all that was needed for a real belly laugh. Someone get some ropes on this guy's wrists!
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He looks pretty darn good for a man his age.
Damn straight, Cha Cha. I'm quite impressed.
I'm sorry. I can't get past the fact that there's absolutely NO bump in the Speedo. Nothing. It's smooth as a Brazilian waxed Cindy Crawford Sports Illustrated cover.
If it's cold enough to wear a hoodie, it's too cold for a banana hammock.
this is only a big deal in america. everywhere else it's called tuesday at the beach.
Well, then God bless America I say. I don't need to see that shit when I go to the beach.
As usual, I love you, evil twin, and want to have your babies.
he is european. this is no big deal. and i do see a bump. everyone has a bump.
He must WAX down below, too! heh heh heh!
He's got some nice legs. Color me impressed.