usually when people pretend like they're going to kill themselves it's just because they want more attention. instead of posing with guns to his head he could make better music. another alternative is to act like a moron al la diddy; people seem to reward that type of behavior.

i keep wanting to say - it's spelled moran.

it's not but there's a famous sign that says it and… see now i have to explain the joke…

Maybe he's just trying to express how hard life is.

Maybe I'm not artsy enough to get that out of the suicide-impression stuff. I was thinking more along the lines of Rocky Bobby's not knowing what to do with his hands. Then he went on WHose Line and the audience was like:

Peace Sign!
Spell blood!
Do a gun to your head!
Pretend you're macaroni!

And Carey was like, gun to your head, that sounds good.

fin

*Ricky Bobby. I'm such a moran.

I think he has seen Blazing Saddles too much.

Sar, that was mind bottling. Ricky Bobby is my hero. I just don't have many aspirations in my life.

Bottling? or Boggling?

Pretend thug life must be so hard. Good thing he has a great outlet like rap to get out his feelings about bitches and hoes. He probably wasn't hugged enough as a little Gamer.

aren't there magazine cover consultant people who can say no, the game, you may not hold the gun this time.

Bottling. Like at the Tom-ba Juice factory where there's at least half a mind in every bottle.

I just bet that he has a bunch of people that live at his house that refuse to take out the garbage.

It's his subliminal message to them: TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?

That can wear a person down, you know.

It's the little things.

I adore you, QC. I hope those little cock ferrets take out the garbage. And I mean cock ferrets in a nice way… like a term of endearment.. like pussy!