Jessica Simpson hopped down to Cabo with her closest entourage to celebrate her 26th birthday this weekend. Her mother, Tina, was there along with tagalong CaCee Cobb and hair stylist/follower Ken Paves. I assume Joe was not there as he had to keep a (very, very) close eye on Project #2, Ashlee. I've never seen Jessica so shy with her bikini-bod, but we all have our days I suppose. Judging from her ability to keep the sunglasses on, she's clearly drunkwasted and is probably losing her suit in some capacity under that cover-up.

In other Jessica news, hope springs eternal for a Minnillo/Simpson showdown. As People reports, Jessica is slated to cohost the Teen Choice Awards next month where she is also a nominee. Both Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo are nominated for awards as well. And though I'm sure they'll avoid each other like trans fat, fingers crossed that Jessica at least has to utter Vanessa's name at some point in the ceremony. August 20, you cannot come fast enough,

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