Me: Hey, are you going to do anything on that Lindsay Lohan hosted Nylon "Young Hollywood" issue party you went to?
Jossip Editor: Nah, it was just a clusterfuck.
Me: Looks to me like it was more of a grumpyfuck.
Jossip Editor: (Uncontrollable laughter)
Ed Note: I didn't actually say the "grumpyfuck" thing. But in retrospect I should have.
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She probaly had a bad line of blow.
[...] OMG Lindsay Lohan totally needs to smile!! Ew. [Mollygood] [...]
She looks really, really bad close up. Normally I think freckles are cute (heck, I've got quite a few myself), but M-Y-G-O-D she looks like hell.
Well, it's that freckles persons shouldn't tan. If she weren't orange she'd look fine.
Ugh!!! Sorry. I meant "freckled persons".
Finding her OWN mother a job probably REALLY pissed her off!
She's mad because she had forgotten about her "appendectomy" and wore that stupid mid-drift with low-riders and she's sick of everyone asking what happened to the scar. Short term memory loss from substance abuse is a bitch. Believe….(drooling, tongue hanging from mouth, glassy eyed, in the style of Patrick Star)
[...] Jared From Subway Was A Porn Dealer (Buzznet) Lindsay Lohan Has A Long Face! (Mollygood) [...]
[...] Jared From Subway Was A Porn Dealer (Buzznet) Lindsay Lohan Has A Long Face! (Mollygood) [...]
Maybe someone really did piss in her Cheerios. That's the only explaination for that look.
[...] while the event could best be described as a "clusterfuck," there were some entertaining [...]
[...] Jared From Subway Was A Porn Dealer (Buzznet) Lindsay Lohan Has A Long Face! (Mollygood) [...]
Has she resigned to wearing a ring on her engagement finger just to give people something else to talk about? Note that no one cares….
[...] Jared From Subway Was A Porn Dealer (Buzznet) Lindsay Lohan Has A Long Face! (Mollygood) [...]
[...] Jared From Subway Was A Porn Dealer (Buzznet) Lindsay Lohan Has A Long Face! (Mollygood) [...]
[...] Jared From Subway Was A Porn Dealer (Buzznet) Lindsay Lohan Has A Long Face! (Mollygood) [...]