look at that loving embrace.

I'm kinda sad at how quickly Will is falling in my book of respect.

Because, you know, being high on my list should be most important to him.

Yeah, Scientology is PRACTICALLY Christianity. Except for the 2% difference containing Jesus and aliens. But both religions hate gays, so it is totally reconcilable.

Did you know pigs have 99% the same DNA as humans? Sometimes a few percentage points can make a big difference, Will.

Janice - that comment just made my day.

Caption this:
Will: "Boy, I can't wait to get you back to my hotel room! I'm gonna tear into you like Britney and a Carl's Jr Supersize meal!"
Tom: "Oh, stop it big man, You're making me blush!"
I've got to stop posting in dialogue today. It's like I can read other's thoughts or something. BWWWAAAHHHAAHHAA!

Don't be fllattered, Will. You were just his second choice to Beckham. You'll be with him but his heart will be with Becks. True and very sad story.

bb&b… please stay out of my head today. It's not a good place to be. :)

Ever since I saw Katie Holmes wearing those "special undies," I keep getting Mormonism and Scientology confused. Kinda like Moroni meets Xenu. Hey, I think I just made up a new religion. Now, I can make my own rules!

Hmmm, tell me your rules, I may be interested. I have a list of questions prepared for such an occasion.

1. Will there be capes or an official uniform
2. Will there be a ritual or initiation
3. Will be have an official drink, something with cold medicine and pain killers
4. Can we get a tax write off
5. Can we get Bale and Reynolds to join or at least pose topless

Katie has special undies?

Scientology reminds me (or is) a cult! Somewhere, Katie Holmes is passing a papparazzi a note reading: "Help me!!!"

Tom Cruise = Jim Jones

Scary! :-o

1. Capes, boots, shirt of your choice (we don't like to be controlling) and mini-skirts. (You guys can call them "kilts.") Leggings are STRICTLY forbidden.
2. Initiation: You must swear off leggings and Perez forever and ever.
3. You may drink what you like… as long as it has an intoxicating effect. You know, to expand your consciousness and see the unseen and whatnot.
4. Isn't that the only reason for a religion? So, yes
5. Yes. But, they have to bring Johnny Depp and Jakeypooh.

Kitchy, they were those Spanx™ that go all the way down to your knees and she was wearing a dress split halfway up the thigh. They looked like Mormon special undies.

If Tom offers you Kool-Aid, politely decline.

But do drink the TomBa.

ahh ahhh awwwww, I've found my religion. Every Friday should be designated movie night. Only movies with BALE!, Reynolds, Depp, and, Pitt shall be watched. And all things with Dane Cook should be burned.

Are any of them in a movie together so we can cut corners?

Juje: don't you mean Dane Cook should be burned? Yes, I am sure that is what you meant. I am not the praying sort, but this religion has got me in a worshipping mood.

I thought that was in the works. Don't you remember the movie where Jessica is Bales girlfriend and she dies in the first scene. She and the guys cohort and pillage there way through the film. But sadly their shirts keep getting ripped off in battle. It's part of the Electric Boogaloo series presented by Lifetime.

Sorry, rewrite. See what happens when the writers strike. He, not she. She's dead so she can't cavort but BALE! does.

BALE!!

What a great gift. Why not just give out invitations to an Amway seminar?

When you consider that ALL religions are 98% bullshit, Will's estimation of the World's Great Faiths seems pretty accurate.

Will should have passed out fortune cookies: "You will take a long, pointless spiritual journey with a short, creepy manchild. Resist."

Yeah, don't they give out the personality tests for free? I think it's right before they make you drink the Koolaid. What a crappy gift. Enjoy your millions, Will.

This picture makes a certain song play in my head.

Touuuuch me in the morning. Then just walk away.

They have to live with their stolen moments and possible movie projects. Tears.

"Yeah, don’t they give out the personality tests for free?"

Yup. You can walk into any Scientology Center (except the Celebrity one) and be "audited."

Hint: NEVER GIVE THEM YOUR CORRECT NAME AND ADDRESS. You'll be stalked for life.

I drove by the one in Dallas once. I'm pretty sure they did something to my brain as I drove by. I haven't been the same since.

A scientology centre recently moved onto the main shopping street in my city. All my purchases have been irrational since then.

i threw a big gulp at the one here, they guy standing outside was not amused.

deimos, if you see any white, windowless vans circling your house, RUN! And no matter what, do not drink the beverage they offer you.

i was in a rental car so they're probably stalking hertz now.

It seems to me that they are using strategery and are planning on silencing our ilk. THERE WILL BE NO SILENCING THE HAGS.

Many have tried. The Coulterheads, Perezicitas, Wentz lovers.

my brother-in-law use to protest outside of the center after the whole lisa mcphearson thing. they found out who he was and called his boss saying that he likes to molest children and shit. that didn't stop my brother-in-law from protesting so the next time he went to the center a guy came out and told him "we know who you are. if you know what's good for you, you'll walk away and never come back. you've been warned."

there's a video out there called "the bridge", it's about scientology. the movie was made by an ex member and it basically shows you all the crap they put you through when you join. it's really hard to find but it's very imformative.

Oh, deimos. I bet they killed whoever rented that car after you. Scientologists are vengeful, but not terribly smart.

I'm gonna say this and pray to GOD it isn't misinterpreted.
HE IS RIGHT.
About all the religions, that is.
He is wrong that Scientology is a "religion" any more than fucking Backstreet Boys or my asshole are.
However, the basic tenets of Scientology, from what little I know and from what lot I have no interest in knowing, is that anyone who did the basic steps, like AA, would be better off for going through it. It's basic psychology, self-love, self-reliance, that crap. All the rest of the mythological shit is neither here nor there unless you are a believer, which I am thankfully NOT. However, no matter what you are or believe, the steps without the scientology name and all that crap would still benefit people, which is why people are sold on it and then buy the whole ridiculous package. But basic self-help shit is also everywhere, without the garbage and exploitation.
I still cannot believe Juliette Lewis is such a devotee. So very NOT rock and roll!

Speaking of doing math, how about: first the fact Will "world religions" Smith got caught a few weeks ago saying really stupid things about Hitler - - oh you KNOW he really said something — which is the same theme Tom Scientology is now working on in his latest soon-to-bomb film. Be sure, Will was testing the water for Tom, and is apparently enamored of him. And now, a few weeks later we hear another story, Will is a huckster for (of all cheapass things) Scientology "tests", which you practically get shoved on you on the street…

Will and Jada lost it so bad, so long ago, it just gets crazier and crazier now, there are no more anchors for them to even hold onto. He really wants to be the "Black Tom Cruise"…

The best place for big gay stars to hide-scientology.

Screw what losers in Hollywood say or do. Who cares? They are insignifcant useless scumbags.

Scientology is nowhere near Buddhism. Buddha never had muscle guys to go and taunt his followers who were planning to leave Buddhism. Buddha never had delusional multi-millionaire followers who believed in the crap that Scientologists believe. Will Smith should first find out how Buddhism works before degrading it with comparisons to Scientologist. Scientology is a cult. Buddhism is a philosophy.

Buddhism doesn't charge/extort/threaten/decieve

Buddhism just is

Will Smith, you should do your homework. You are quickly becomming a dissapointment to those who once thought you had a head on your shoulders.
Get your proverbial Thetans in check before making an arse of yourself.

Google:
- Fair Game
- Operation Snow White
- Operation Freakout
- Disconnection
- RJ-45

and THEN tell me what Scientology is like.

Scientology is not like any other religion. It is a cult with a mandate to gain members with wallets and destroy all others. Look at Tome Cruise. He is sick. He makes me sick just looking at him. Somehow he thinks that his money makes him something other than the scum that he really is. Scientology, like Eckankar and many of the other cults, is a scam always in search of legitimacy. I would hate to see Will Smith, such a promising and bright person, get mixed up in this terribly negative group that has ruined so many lives. Tom Cruise is a misguided, egocentric and blind character. To believe that the human body is filled with fragments of disembodied aliens is, when you think of it, not only comical but sadly delusionary. Scientology was the outcropping of a SCIENCE FICTION book by Ron Hubbard who was clearly a sociopath. But people will believe anything, I suppose. Especially science fiction. I just hope that Will Smith doesn't go over to the dark side. I'll never watch his work again if he does.