What is that, a reverse cry for attention? Please Mr. Media man, please don't throw me in that gossip/briar patch.

I may be a puss but I feel for the guy. He found himself in a place where that was the only way out. Well for him I hope he still doesn't feel that way.

No, It's sweet juju. I wonder if celebs or their friends read these blogs sometimes… if we prick them do they not bleed? Even if the blood is muddled with toxins and shame?

Shame or some alien life form. Maybe a smidge of cheeto powder. Overall he seems like a down'ish to earth guy. He's not running around shirtless with his t rex arms orf acting douchey at nightclubs.

Hahaha, T-Rex arms… whoooo could we be talking about.

He does act douchey at nightclubs sometimes, but not to the proportions of other nameless individuals…

See, if I don't see photographic proof or get some "insider" info, I am totally lost. I hope the stallion will ride again.

When I'm a celeb and I get bad press, I'm going to have my publicist set up press conferences, then show up with an old school boombox and play "Dirty Laundry." The whole time, he will be standing at the mic making the George Bush smugface, as if to say "Heh. Heh. You thank I'm steupid?"

not gonna happen in the Age of Privacy Invasion, Owen.
good luck though.