Hey, ladies, opportunity knocks! Are you willing to quash your dignity like Hayley Duff there and let a cute boy ignore you until he’s ready to have loveless intercourse with your body? If you whimpered yes, you can enter now to win a date with Brody Jenner. He’s handsome, kinda sorta famous for something and he’s got the word “bro” in his name, so you know he parties. If you win the date, you also get a new outfit and the chance to ride in a real limo. It’ll be like prom but even sadder (and probably more juvenile). Good luck and get a life!
but where do we sign up cord?
Nothing can stop me from buying 100 of these tickets. There’s no way I can lose then!!!
Is it wrong that I would enter just for a new outfit? I could happily ignore most anyone for 3 hours for free clothes.
Where do you sign up???
I’d love to win — so I could tell him I had the biggest crush ever on his dad when he was on Silver Spoons!
Ok, so he may have some history - but let’s admit Brody is gorgeous and I would love to win a date with him too!! I found out the party is somewhere in chicago at a place called mcfaddens..???
yeah, i head it was at mcfaddens too! I’ve been there and its awesome fun! I would buy tickets even if I were just going to party with him there!