Well Im a Brit, and I don't think there is anything wrong with my diet or hygiene! Watch out with the tarring brush please!!!
The honest reality is that most brits do not rate creepy fake white teeth gleaming at you. I'd rather have my normally coloured, slightly squint teeth, plus if you look at V Paradis, you will see where individuality gets you: Jonny Depp!!
Anyhow, each to their own, now please save the mudslinging for Paris?!

ps pretty cool picture, although it makes me think of medusa….

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit…

snazzy: do you admit that almost every other nation in this world has better looking teeth than the British? It has nothing to do with prosthodontics or whitening creme; other nations' teeth seem more straight, more white, and simply MORE. I think there's a serious genetic price UK is paying in its dental deficiencies.

Seriously–google an image of a malnutritioned African. Put the image next to a Briton of the same age. Seven times outta ten you'll want the African's teeth.

This is the direct result of drug use and abuse.

oh ronnie! a malnutritioned african? I assume you mean malnourished?
I am quite happy to admit our teeth are a bit crap, not so bothered though. I'm pretty sure most africans aren't sat round their fire's going, it's okay about the war and the famine…We have good teeth!!!!! Priorities guys! Don't tell me the teeth you see on US celebrities are natural!
plus what the heck do you mean about genetic price? As in we have rubbish teeth genes? Maybe all the good toothed brits got on those boats!! Damn you all running off with the good tooth genes!
ps kat: rest of her teeth look fine. lets stop being so melodramatic about gappy teeth! Drug teeth are brown and stumpy.

Oh Ronnie indeed! You can't generalise so - some British people do, indeed, have bad teeth - but some don't!! Next you'll be telling us all Americans are fat and the French smell - NOT TRUE!

Regretted my post immediately after I pressed "submit." I did mean "malnourished," snazzy. Sorry peeps.

Pooks: Glad you felt obliged to add that judgment for me. Otherwise…

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*shiver* how gross.

I actually have the Bob Dylan poster that this is based on.

And I'm sorry, but I'll always take a jacked up grill over some $2000 perfectly white smile. I think it's got more character.

Wanna have some fun? Buy a set of fake teeth that look like these (or worse), throw 'em in, and crash a party. If anyone approaches you to converse, act all excited and smile. Guarantee you'll scare people away just long enough to Boge enough booze. Especially useful if you're generally good-looking.

Was that a Rolling Thunder promo?

i agree about the freakishly straight white teeth (as someone with odd teeth myself. but there's a difference between gappy teeth and a huge effin hole where once a sad and broken tooth resided. what's wrong with getting a little fake peg tooth? like a peg leg, but easier to operate.

You're probably right Dexter. Then again, the kind of people who freak out over the state of your teeth or some other such irrelevant part of a person's identity, are probably not the kind of people you'd want to hang out with anyway.

:-) good stuff Chaq; RDC; Dexter; marvel girl; ronnie.
The conversion to "individual" teeth begins!
Come to England! We are great (ish)! whoooooo!
see the debate at dlisted on the same pic if you want to see some crazy comments!!!

UUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! What I cannot get is how in the hell anyone can defend what the hell is going on in her mouth??????? She has entirely too much money to not get that worked on. Oh and for the people talking about character and blah blah. That has nothing to do with character it has to do with gum infection, gingivitis and halatosis. Can you imagine what the hell the breath is like. I don't understand how people can defend and even argue bad hygiene.Oh and CHAQ the fact that you called the teeth and irrelevant part of the body makes me cringe at what else you find excusable. You are supposed to take care of your teeth because you have to CHEW FOOD WITH THEM!!!! God forbid you ever have to kiss something like that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

$2k for a perfect smile?!?! Who are you kidding. I've just paid $3780 for my adult braces, at which I'll have straightened teeth that fix a jaw misalignment. They aren't going to be perfect or bright white. The veneers you peeps are talking about run anywhere from $10k up to $35k from a celebrity dentist.

Check it, if you're getting million plus paychecks, the least you can do is fix your choppers for us to look at. Blech!

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