amywinecry

Cheer up, kid! He's not worth it. Let those tears dry on their own, keep out that godforsaken beehive and go get some fries, and then watch your life improve dramatically.


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Oct 30, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 22 Responses
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    No. 1 Kitchy says:

    Wait a second. Where IS her beehive??? She's all teased up, but no beehive.

    I feel somehow incomplete.

    Posted: Oct 30, 2007 at 2:17 pm
    No. 2 deimos says:

    i wonder where she's going to keep her smokes with no beehive. this is just wrong.

    Posted: Oct 30, 2007 at 2:23 pm
    No. 3 Billy says:

    I just want to wrap my arms around her and give her a big bear hug…Amy needs to be loved not drugged.

    Posted: Oct 30, 2007 at 2:26 pm
    No. 4 deimos says:

    hugs not drugs…now i feel like i'm in an after-school special. ;)

    Posted: Oct 30, 2007 at 2:27 pm
    No. 5 omar says:

    i agree with billy - there's something so sad and needy about her.

    Posted: Oct 30, 2007 at 2:28 pm
    No. 6 jujubees says:

    Stay out of of mom and dad's liqour cabinet. It leads to teen pregnancy.

    Posted: Oct 30, 2007 at 2:28 pm
    No. 7 LisaNo.1 says:

    No hugs, none whatsoever - that is if you want a follow up album. Otherwise what will she write about?

    Posted: Oct 30, 2007 at 2:29 pm
    No. 8 jujubees says:

    Her new album will be called; Hugs and Rainbows.

    Posted: Oct 30, 2007 at 2:32 pm
    No. 9 james_boston says:

    she's only crying cause she can't find her heroin balloons.

    Posted: Oct 30, 2007 at 2:35 pm
    No. 10 Kitchy says:

    Maybe she actually did lose the beehive. That could be devastating.

    Posted: Oct 30, 2007 at 2:38 pm
    No. 11 LisaNo.1 says:

    Track 1: My Fantastic Unicorn
    Track 2: Gummy Yummy
    track 3: My Tears Taste Like Lemonade
    Track 4: Kisses and Wishes
    Track 5: Dandelion Lying
    Track 6: Road to Sunshine
    Track 7: I Show my Pearly Whites
    Track 8: Lazy Thursday
    Track 9: I Love Myself
    Track 10: Death and Destruction, J/K! LOLZ!

    Posted: Oct 30, 2007 at 2:40 pm
    No. 12 jujubees says:

    Track 7 should be, I'll show my 7 good vampire teeth.

    Posted: Oct 30, 2007 at 2:51 pm
    No. 13 pp says:

    You forgot the bonus track!
    "Momma Got Some New Teeth Implants

    Posted: Oct 30, 2007 at 2:55 pm
    No. 14 jujubees says:

    My tears over veneers.

    Posted: Oct 30, 2007 at 3:01 pm
    No. 15 stopthemadness says:

    "My Tears Taste Like Lemonade."

    I think I just peed my pants a little.

    Posted: Oct 30, 2007 at 4:03 pm
    No. 16 Divine_Ms_D says:

    The beehive is a wig.

    Posted: Oct 30, 2007 at 5:35 pm
    No. 17 April says:

    im wicked into track number 1.

    hat second picture is heartbreaking.

    Posted: Oct 30, 2007 at 5:58 pm
    No. 18 mae says:

    Awful. Awful. I'm glad my stomach is empty or else I would have projected all over my laptop upon viewing.

    Posted: Oct 30, 2007 at 7:56 pm
    No. 19 melissa says:

    this is the only gossip site where I read the comments. you guys are hysterical. all the time. thanks for the daily laughs!

    Posted: Oct 30, 2007 at 8:10 pm
    No. 20 jujubees says:

    Tell Cord to give us a raise. We go out of our way to make comments abounding in pith.

    20th bitches.

    Posted: Oct 30, 2007 at 10:58 pm
    No. 21 sydenhamjules says:

    Can't she just ditch her big, fat parasite of a husband? I mean, he's only going to run off the minute the record company gets fed up with her and the checks stop arriving, so she should just save herself some time.

    Posted: Oct 31, 2007 at 6:30 am
    No. 22 Jane says:

    Dang! That chick is FUGLY!!! Take a shower, honey. Tears don't count.

    Posted: Oct 31, 2007 at 11:18 am
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