Amy Winehouse is back! The more tragic (and British) version of Britney Spears has had an exciting past few days, including a bad move with London police and a trip to rehab, kinda. People are calling it rehab, but she's expected to be released within the week, so that doesn't make much sense.
Apparently police had summoned Amy to answer questions related to assault claims (she hit a female fan). Because she didn't show up, the authorities are threatening arrest — but we all know that's not going to happen. Instead, she did this:
Glassy-eyed and wearing a Hilda Odgen-style head-scarf, Amy was carted off cackling and grinning through stained teeth to her latest London clinic. … American pal Blake Wood helped her into the cab which ferried her away as she rolled around in the back.
The reason for her hospitalization? According to her enabler father, Mitch, she has a "chest infection." We're sure that's it.
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It's about time we had a new Jimmy Hendrix/Janice Joplin reminiscent of the sixties. Nothing symboizes radical change like a rock star found dead in a pool of their own vomit.
This is the same delusional fucker who told her she was "fine" in the rehab song, right? I'd like to drive a big mack truck through his gaping maw.
Will she never die?
SF… She did. About 7 years ago, to be specific. If you look on legal documents, next to her name, you'll see the proof. She now signs as "Amy Winehouse, The Undead."
CRIKEY! I'm gobsmacked that she is still alive!