Same Bullshit, Different Bottle

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Amy Winehouse, 24 and often on the floor, has become such a wreck that her father, Mitch, is now closely following her every move. Crack dealers are scared of grown-ups, so this could get her life back on track. What a glamorous life pop stars have!

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Jan 24, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 66 Responses
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    No. 1 deimos says:

    that's just sad, a grown ass woman who needs her daddy to hold her hand through life. grow the fuck up you crackhead.

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 1:46 pm
    No. 2 Sugar Magnolia says:

    Go daddykins!

    Crackheads don't grow up deimos… they either go to prison or die.

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 2:00 pm
    No. 3 chelsea says:

    Kick that puppy when it'S down.
    just like you would want someone to do to your dauther. Besides sugar didn't you say she should get some help a little while back. Now she getting some and it's still not right

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 2:14 pm
    No. 4 Sugar Magnolia says:

    I was encouraging her father for taking an active part in her getting the help she needs. Ultimately it's up to her to quit… if she remains a crackhead she will (most likely) die.

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 2:17 pm
    No. 5 chelsea says:

    ok I missed read it sorry

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 2:20 pm
    No. 6 jujubees says:

    Sorry guys, I can't smoke crack, my dads picking me up in 10 minutes.

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 2:23 pm
    No. 7 Sugar Magnolia says:

    I'm really not a horrible person chels. :P

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 2:24 pm
    No. 8 deimos says:

    maybe if people kicked her more often instead of making excuses for her she wouldn't be so fucked up. truth hurts.

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 2:25 pm
    No. 9 chelsea says:

    I know your not sugar

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 2:27 pm
    No. 10 chelsea says:

    yea she could maybe turn out like you deimos.
    what a wonder world it would be

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 2:29 pm
    No. 11 meep says:

    you know– if lynne had done this for miss spears a few months ago she might have her kids now.

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 2:31 pm
    No. 12 deimos says:

    i hope she turns out like me, i don't smoke crack, i go to work everyday, and i don't have people making fun of me because i make an ass out of myself all the time.

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 2:33 pm
    No. 13 Lisa(#1) says:

    It just pisses me off that I didn't win the genetic lottery and I can't sing. You do the right things - don't smoke crack, get an education, work long hours. What do you get? You get to drown in student loans and bust your ass for a company who doesn't care if you sit, lay, pray or stay. Amy? She gets to party and have people make excuses for her. I am going to call up my parents and yell at them now.

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 2:33 pm
    No. 14 chelsea says:

    one thing I like about you 3 is. blue letters in your name. your not hiding who you are so your comments are more valueable to me( good + bad)

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 2:34 pm
    No. 15 yourmom says:

    I know that if I even tried to be a crack head my father would lock me up in his house and put me through detox himself. That sounds kinda strange and dirty but I didn't mean it that way.

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 2:36 pm
    No. 16 jujubees says:

    My parent's never got me the Barbie Corvette. If anybody should be on crack, it's me. At least Amy has her beehive.

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 2:37 pm
    No. 17 chelsea says:

    this a good day for me her getting help.
    one of her tattoos says daddys girl.

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 2:37 pm
    No. 18 deimos says:

    i like you chelsae, i really do but i think the obsession you have with amy is unhealthy. she's got an amazing voice but she's a terrible role model. she leads a very dangerous and self destructive lifestyle and it worries me that you idolize her the way you do. that's part of the reason i rag on her so much, she has young girls like you looking up to her and she runs the streets covered in blood and smokes crack.

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 2:39 pm
    No. 19 Blue Canary says:

    My Barbie had a hot pink Corvette convertible, and she paid for it by working at McDonalds. Maybe I can sue McDonalds for feeding in to my misconception that you can work a crap job and still afford all the luxuries of the world. Hmph, if only I were a crackhead who could sing.

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 2:39 pm
    No. 20 Lisa(#1) says:

    Good to know that I am invaluable because I don't have a blog. I am so disenfranchized here.

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 2:41 pm
    No. 21 deimos says:

    you're valuable to me lisa.

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 2:42 pm
    No. 22 jujubees says:

    Big Mac Barbie. I shouldn't be so bitchy. I did have the hot tub.

    Lisa, myspace, look it up. Gah.
    Ps, your always a women to me.

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 2:43 pm
    No. 23 chelsea says:

    LOOK I MAKE GOOD MONEY .
    I OWN MY HOUSE . I TRAVEL 5/6 TIMES A YEAR.
    BUT I AM PROANA THATS TRUE.
    BELIEVE ME MY LIFE IN GOOD SHAPE.
    NO DRUGS, NO SMOKING, NO DRINKING, NO MORE 20 GRAMS OF FAT A DAY

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 2:44 pm
    No. 24 stopthemadness says:

    amen, deimos. she has an amazing voice and i really like her album, but she is embarrassing herself.

    i got fired from a job once and it was such a blow to my self-esteem that i sunk into a 9 month depression. my mom would call me every morning "what are you going to do today? you're going to get out of bed. you're going to do X, Y, and Z." i mean, that's what being a parent is.

    glad her dad is stepping up.

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 2:45 pm
    No. 25 chelsea says:

    THANKS FOR YOUR CONCERN

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 2:45 pm
    No. 26 Sugar Magnolia says:

    I had a Ballerina Barbie… I chewed her feet off.

    I can sing… but I don't smoke crack.

    I used to smoke lots of pot and eat lots of acid… then I stopped.

    Now I occassionally smoke pot, occassionally sing, don't do acid and no longer eat my toys.

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 2:46 pm
    No. 27 deimos says:

    that's not good chelsea. you need more than 20 grams of fat a day, there are more important things in life than looking like a toothpick. if you don't love yourself enough to take care of yourself properly then how do you expect anyone else to love you? i'm not saying this to tear you down, i'm saying it because it's true. you're going to starve yourself to death so people will like you but you'll never find love with someone who is only interested in the way you look. don't kill yourself to be thin, there are better ways. trying eating a healthy meal and then exercising, it works just as well.

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 2:47 pm
    No. 28 Lisa(#1) says:

    Plus, then your hair doesn't fall out. And you get to keep your teeth.

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 2:49 pm
    No. 29 jujubees says:

    Now I drop antacid and eat ruffage. But I still knock back a few…..dozen.

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 2:50 pm
    No. 30 cooter says:

    Ever hear the phrase-like talking to a brick wall???? A brick wall that needs allloooooottt of coddling and attention.

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 2:52 pm
    No. 31 fleenflan says:

    She looks a lot like her dad. In the nose. At least in this pic.

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 2:52 pm
    No. 32 cooter says:

    Bless her heart.

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 2:53 pm
    No. 33 jujubees says:

    Yeah they do.

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 2:54 pm
    No. 34 fleenflan says:

    In the second thumbnail she looks even more like him.

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 2:54 pm
    No. 35 chelsea says:

    I THINK THE HAIR. THEY ARE ALMOST TWINS

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 2:57 pm
    No. 36 fleenflan says:

    hey cooter. I thought about you today when my car overheated. I started questioning my mollygood habits, you know, thinking about cooters in cars just ain't normal.

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 2:58 pm
    No. 37 fleenflan says:

    Well, not since high school, at least.

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 2:59 pm
    No. 38 cooter says:

    Yum, pancakes with syrup. I miss fifi.

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 3:01 pm
    No. 39 Lisa(#1) says:

    Wino's beehive has some pillow-y goodness going on here. The makers of Peeps should make marshmallow beehives.

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 3:07 pm
    No. 40 fleenflan says:

    That's too cute that you named it. Mine is just "The Panda".
    I miss pancakes and syrup. Where I live, maple syrup doesn't really exist. Hence no pancakes. So when my car overheats, I'm all awwwww….pancakes. Then I'm left feeling vaguely empty for a few moments. It's a freakin' weird car.

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 3:09 pm
    No. 41 jujubees says:

    None of this would even be important if we had flying cars. My dream is dead.

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 3:13 pm
    No. 42 chelsea says:

    THERE IS A FAN CLUB OF AMYS THAT CALL THEMSELVES WINEOS

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 3:16 pm
    No. 43 cooter says:

    You dont have an IHOP????? No Waffle House?
    Where do you live where there is no syrup?..I couldnt go on.

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 3:16 pm
    No. 44 jujubees says:

    Denny's? I like Waffle House pecan waffles. Our Waffle house is right next door to IHOP. I often wonder if they ever have waffle fights?

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 3:23 pm
    No. 45 stopthemadness says:

    the wineos or the winehos?

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 3:24 pm
    No. 46 stopthemadness says:

    you have an ihop and a waffle house right next door?

    i think i would just stand halfway between the two, paralyzed by indecision.

    you could have this one, or that one, or this one or that one.

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 3:28 pm
    No. 47 cooter says:

    Thanks juju. Snot just flew out of my nose.

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 3:28 pm
    No. 48 fleenflan says:

    I live in Europe. Not a lot of maple trees around here, hence no maple syrup, hence no artificial maple syrup. But I'm American by birth and childhood, so yeah, I've got that in my blood. My stupid European car is just mocking my American roots.

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 3:28 pm
    No. 49 cooter says:

    true story

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 3:28 pm
    No. 50 stopthemadness says:

    waffle house would sooooo smother and cover ihop.

    no contest.

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 3:28 pm
    No. 51 fleenflan says:

    What kind of car was Fifi, cooter?

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 3:29 pm
    No. 52 cooter says:

    Oh, fleenflan I would send you a big bottle of Aunt Jemmima if I could. That just must be torture when your car overheats.

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 3:30 pm
    No. 53 cooter says:

    Just a fiat convertible. Thats all I know, I was only 16. It was so cute its headlights would wink ,they were messed up. My dad painted it a custom maroon.

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 3:32 pm
    No. 54 fleenflan says:

    I went back to the USA this summer, I was all jetlagged, but the first day I was like, dammit, I'm gettin' me some waffles.
    I stepped into the Waffle House, saw the sunlight filtering in through the smeary dirty windows, saw the flies lighting around the greasy ole men and the smiling face of the gum-chewing graying waitress with a big coffee pitcher making her rounds….took a whif of the saturated atmosphere, and knew I was home.

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 3:34 pm
    No. 55 fleenflan says:

    I went back to the USA this summer, I was all jetlagged, but the first day I was like, dammit, I'm gettin' me some waffles.
    I stepped into the Waffle House, saw the sunlight filtering in through the smeary dirty windows, saw the flies lighting around the greasy ole men and the smiling face of the gum-chewing graying waitress with a big coffee pitcher making her rounds….took a whif of the saturated atmosphere, and knew I was home.

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 3:34 pm
    No. 56 fleenflan says:

    sorry that double posted.

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 3:35 pm
    No. 57 jujubees says:

    It is hard to decide. Oh waffles. Oh, rooty tooty so fresh and fruity. You see, this is why I can't ever get to 95 pounds. Friggin waffles.

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 3:36 pm
    No. 58 chelsea says:

    WHY? If its winehos you want to join

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 3:39 pm
    No. 59 cooter says:

    THAT AND MOONPIES!!!

    Sorry I just had to say that like our local pro-ana

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 3:39 pm
    No. 60 fleenflan says:

    This summer, I bought a few bottles of Log Cabin to bring back with me, and two of the expensive "made in Vermont", 100 per cent pure stuff. The Vermont stuff is long gone, I'm down to my last bottle of Log Cabin. It's pathetic.

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 3:40 pm
    No. 61 Lily the Pink says:

    cooter: That sounds like the Fiat X 1/9. My first car was a Fiat Spider Pininfarina. I loved it so. I saw one the other day and it made me want another even though I still remember how expensive it was to fix.

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 3:40 pm
    No. 62 cooter says:

    You're right Lily, thats what it was! Oh I loved that car.

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 3:43 pm
    No. 63 james_boston says:

    damn my work! i missed the chelsea show again…

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 4:05 pm
    No. 64 eeks says:

    GOOD FOR HER PARENTS!!!!!
    :-)

    I'D DO THE SAME FUCKING THING.
    ANY GOOD PARENT IN THEIR SITUATION WOULD.
    IF MY KID WAS A JUNKIE, FUCK MILLION DOLLAR REHAB, TREAT THEM LIKE THE BABIES THEY ARE.

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 7:59 pm
    No. 65 queencrone says:

    Well, in the rehab song she says " and if my daddy thinks I'm fine.."

    So good for daddy for stepping up.

    Posted: Jan 24, 2008 at 11:23 pm
    No. 66 Ed R says:

    What a Loser of a Website.
    I was watching a news interview of a daughter in her late 30's sobbing over the lost of her father. He died in a coal mine disaster, were many other perished. she cried in one of her comments; "I'm a daddy's girl". That struck me. My daughter who is 20 complained to me after i was half kidding her and said " you use to be a daddy's girl". We'll i realized the bond that i created by paying attention to my daughter's simple childhood needs and concerns as she was growing up. I don't pass judgment on anyone and if anything, they should be admired, considering the circumstances. I pray it's that all will turn out well for the family. it's never to late.

    Posted: Apr 30, 2008 at 6:08 am
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