Amy Winehouse's recent hospitalization was evidently the best thing to ever happen to her, according to her father, Mitch. The troubled singer is reportedly not suffering from tuberculosis, but she has a host of other problems, including emphysema and looming death. Mitch breaks it down for us:
With smoking the crack cocaine and the cigarettes her lungs are all gunked up. There are nodules around the chest and dark marks. She's got 70 percent lung capacity.
When we got to the hospital a room was ready. Several doctors came in and checked to make sure she didn't need any emergency treatment. They put her on a drip straight away because she was dehydrated. She said, 'Don't worry about me, dad. I know I've got to stop taking drugs now.'
Here's hoping she actually means it.
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No wonder her voice sounds so "raspy".
buy-in just spiked to 100 bucks
betting on death is mean
LOVE*AMY*WINEHOUSE*GET*WELL*SOON*
we could do a proana death pool. 5 dollar buy in. i give it 90 days - thats how long it took the irish hunger strickers to starve to death.
ana caroline reston took 21 years though,
Is 'looming death' a real medical diagnosis?
"I know I’ve got to stop taking drugs now."
Yeah, uh huh. Just like last time she said she was going to stop taking drugs, I totally believe her!!
I'm actually surprised she even had 70% lung capacity.
spoken like a true fat person April
or 25 cent buy in for Aprils fat heart attack
ill put 25 cents in for that. My bet is cancer will probably kill me first.
although, what exactly is a "fat heart attack" chelsea?
It's like a skinny heart attack, only bigger.
Just because one finds fault with anorexia doesn't mean that one promotes obesity.
Can't we all agree that being too fat or too thin are both bad things? I mean it may be a heart attack or heart failure, but either way you end up dead.
Oh, oh oh! Maybe it is a heart attack with a taste for Cheetos and fois gras.
Agreed, Lisa.
See how easy that was.
Lisa hi,how are you doing
Anorexia can cause heart attacks as well as heart failure.
Agreed, Lisa. That's two down.
absolutely agreed.
id have siad that same thing it was PROMORBIDLYOBESE's comment too
APRIL IT SAYS IN YOUR profile that amy IS one of your favorites along with the Violent Femmes(I held her in my arms) and the Veronicas so you can't be all bad
I know what's what don't worry your pretty little heads about it
Hello everyone!
I am still enamored of the idea of a fat heart attack. Like, if we were doing a PSA against obesity and heart disease, he could be the bad guy. Sort of like the Mucinex loogey, but with arterial plaque.
Chels, how is the business? I figure you have been really busy lately.
Good Lisa and a late congrats for the commie
Isn't a fat heart attack what that NBC reporter died last week
you know his heart attack did make national news.. if you're gonna have a heart attack do it big, do it fat (phat?)
She's sworn off drugs before. It's so tragic. So much talent, so many enablers, so little time left. And she makes Janis and Jimi & Jim seem so sober and together. This is already such a waste.
Don't try to get too cool with fat heart attack. Or it will become f'hart attack. I guess then you can call it a myocardial inFARTion. Wakka wakka wakka!
Didn't Tim Russert have some sort of congenital defect? Did I make that up?
Lisa, you crack me up!
I think cheetos must have something to do with the fat heart attack. If I die anytime soon please someone sue Chester Cheetah.
thin heart attack
Yo, Ashley. Damn, you look beautiful.
- Thanks. - Yo, check this.
I was reminiscin' today. I was thinkin' about that time in seventh grade.
We was all playin' spin the bottle at Lynn Eckert's house, remember?
- I guess. - Yeah.
Well, you and me, we never did get that kiss, right?
But I had this mad flashback that you were starin' at me all night.
Kind of giggling with your girlfriends. You remember that?
Oh, I do remember that. You were eating Chee-tos.
- Yeah. - And that orange stuff was all stuck…
in your braces and nobody wanted to tell you.
So you just kept on eatin' 'em. Oh, my God!
Lynn and I thought that was the funniest thing.
- Lynn, come over here! - What?
Oh, my God. I'm tellin' little Kenny how we used to call him "Chester Chee-tos."
I think I could fit her in my urethra.
but dont. it would be like that csi where the lady was getting drunk by dipping her tampns in alcool, except with crack.
All kidding aside…. I really hope she gets better. When people make fun of her for being an addict, they are displaying the fundamental attribution error.
*I*LOVE*AMY*AND*WISH*HER*WELL*
Really? You weren't blocked by Whitney?
Surprise, surprise.
The email from Cord said no but they would look into it . That I wasn't block for my opinions of Whitney. But I'm back in the blue now
Well, duh.
(Plus, Whitney is a ten.)
Tim Russert died of a heart attack resulting from atherosclerosis.
I think Chelsea's assertion that he died of a "fat heart attack" was more eloquent and accurate.
10 out of 100
Chelsea, your dissaproval is the world's biggest pat on the back. I bet Whitney is flattered.
Ooops. Disapproval. Not that you can judge, Chelsea.
KEEP DRINKING THE KOOL AID
THE BEST ASS KISSING COMMIE GOES TO ilnazhad (get a room)
signing out
I really hope those doctors double up on the gloves when they touch her. I've never seen a person with mange before, but she looks like she has it….bad.
The kids at my daycare keep telling me to get a room. It's funny because half the time they are touching each other's genitals and that is what I want to say to them…
And…. eeewww…. Kool-Aid is unhealthy.
ilnazhad hey the ass kissing paid off you got a commie suprise suprise
Lovely pic of her in Russia, so stylishly wrecked. Cute little Pomeranian Amy placed upon her head.