Don't you need to be sober and recovered and all to go and deal with addicts?

Are you sure she's not confused that this is opportunity for her to share tips on cooking crack with other addicts?

Auntie Amy always adds an extra pinch of baking soda! You know it has a thousand and one uses!

I LOVE YOU AMY……HELP ME…SAVE ME…oh fuck that lets get Back to Crack…..

Thats awesome! Keebler got his commie mentioned in another post. Nice!

I have no idea why I'm so delighted by this.

I got excited too. It's like commie 2: electric boogaloo.

You guys are going to make me blush. :)

Are we sure Amy isn't using this situation to get free drugs? "You don't need those to live, give them to me I'll get rid of them."

See, that's what I'm thinking. Crack and emphysema . It's the new asthma. You can be a big wussy and grab your dam inhaler. Or, you can grab your pipe and go for the gold. Iron lungs rock.

Maybe one day Dingo Drop will be as popular as Burning Man!!

This has got to be the only blog that makes the commenters feel just as important as the administrators. I feel so lucky to have found it… you know on SOME blogs the people don't get along at all! And comments are totally ignored!! I don't even want to talk about it, it's like watching one of those Save the Children commercials from my cozy leather couch.

Are you saying we're the sad little children or Sally Struthers?

we are all on leather couches. the leather couches that are the blue boxes. the pink boxes and commies and mentions in blog posts are like, all the rice you could ever want, and also some chicken lo mein and maybe a hamburger helper and some lean pockets.

in this scenario, perez hilton would be sally struthers, no doubt to his delight.

why do i feel like i need to buy condoms

"hi, i'm amy, let me just help you out there by taking that off your hands… there… thanks, you're good to go. enjoy your rehabilitation… i'll be sure to dispose of this properly… there… thanks"

Well, children, there are some sites that actually EXECUTE bad and/or unfunny commenters.

I like it better here where we commenters can just shun the mean commenters cleverly and succinctly, and let us unfunny ones live and learn. Not every comment can hit the mark.

I'd rather be Sally Struthers than a sad little kid. Sally get all the tastiest Unicef desserts. Daddy has got him a sweet tooth.

the leather couches are the fruit flies on the low hanging fruit of mollygood's pink box.

Sally doesn't look like she passed up any of those desserts, either. And she may have had seconds.

i echo sar's sentiment. i'm just gonna say that if we were to *cough* get some *cough cough*

::whispers::

recent comments

*sneeze, coughs, and spits*

well, that would be aces.

Right STM!

I say lets get some Recent Comments and also some kleenex maybe vitamin C over here right away.

Clean up on isle three! STAT!

Funny thread. I would laugh, but still no word of Cord. YOU CRUEL, CRUEL XENU.

Actually,for Amy,she's been looking cleaner and maybe even a little healthier lately. Hope she can beat her demons-I love her and her music. Please get well Amy!

If Amy is "giving back" anything to her fellow drug enthusiasts it's because it was stepped on fuckin' HARD man!

Yeah, no Recent Comments is like, if our TV had no cable.

(Sorry I'm too sleepy to get the metaphor right.)

I assumed there was a serious reason it's not there….because I can't be the only one who has to open up every dang thread all the time and I figured complaints had been made.

Having no recent comments is like having dial up. Remember the dial up days? eerrrrrrrrrrr kssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhh. Disconnect ,
damnit.

*LOVE*YOU*AMY*SCREW*THE*HATERS*THEY*ARE*SUCH* LONELY*PEOPLE*