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We knew there was quite a bit of fiction to Amy Winehouse's rep's claim that the singer was hospitalized Monday night due to a reaction to her anti-drug medication. Luckily for us, Mitch Winehouse, Amy's father, is around to feed us even more lies.

See, his theory on the drug addict's latest hospital visit is that her drink was spiked with ecstasy by a random person. But why stop there? It could have been a ghost — or perhaps a bird flew by and dropped something in the drink. The possibilities are endless! Anyway, he called the police to make sure they knew about the situation, at which point the cops presumably laughed in his face.

Good luck on your hunt for the perpetrator, Mitch. While you're at it, why don't you go look for the person who got your daughter wasted on booze and (most likely) drugs this past weekend and forced her to stumble around town barefoot?

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Jul 30, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 13 Responses
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  • Comments (13)

    No. 1 Victoria says:

    Involuntarily? Yeah - whatever.

    Posted: Jul 30, 2008 at 12:28 pm
    No. 2 jujubees says:

    I believe him. I remember the first time I ever smoked pot it wasn't my fault either. It was my drug pushing poodles doing. Fifi said it was laughing medicine. I hate that bitch. I wonder what kind of dog Amy has?

    Posted: Jul 30, 2008 at 12:32 pm
    No. 3 sar says:

    Her second head could use a shave.

    Posted: Jul 30, 2008 at 12:46 pm
    No. 4 jujubees says:

    I think it looks better than the other one.

    Posted: Jul 30, 2008 at 12:58 pm
    No. 5 lava says:

    dang at first i thought she was wearing really big ugly shoes.

    Posted: Jul 30, 2008 at 1:16 pm
    No. 6 ilnazhad says:

    This woman is going to die way too soon. My grand-father was diagnosed with emphysema and the doctor said "you HAVE to quit smoking or you WILL DIE." And he quit that very day. Amy is just getting worse and worse…

    Posted: Jul 30, 2008 at 1:16 pm
    No. 7 Keeblerkahn says:

    Mitch Winehouse should team up with OJ. I just know it was the real killers that slipped Wino a mickey.

    Posted: Jul 30, 2008 at 2:18 pm
    No. 8 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

    That picture is just like Amy… tore up from the floor up.

    Posted: Jul 30, 2008 at 2:28 pm
    No. 9 jujubees says:

    What happened to her ballet slippers. Did they just up and run away. Be free slippers and have a good life. I imagine their lives were spent stepping in vomit and blood.

    Posted: Jul 30, 2008 at 2:43 pm
    No. 10 Keeblerkahn says:

    Amy has Hobbit feet.

    Posted: Jul 30, 2008 at 2:54 pm
    No. 11 kait says:

    You can't "spike" a drink with X. It tastes like shit, and you have to take a lot of it.

    Posted: Jul 30, 2008 at 9:57 pm
    No. 12 YerMom says:

    Where are the AMY defenders? I am deeply disappointed.

    Posted: Aug 1, 2008 at 3:26 am
    No. 13 Eyerolls says:

    YerMom, the Kooks have given up, they can't support this nutjob anymore. Amy makes her fans look like fools, just like Blake makes her look even dumber.

    Posted: Aug 2, 2008 at 10:07 pm
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