When your pukey behavior is an embarrassment to your nation's slack drug laws and its ingrained pub culture, just go for the full monty and wrap all your crap in a loosely bundled Union Jack like its a hobo bindle. That ought to sufficiently get the point across.
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ooohhhh you got burned by cord amy!
She is just so freaking pretty, it's not fair.
she's trying to rock the homeless look, don't be hatin' cord.
no, she's rocking the bride of frankenstein look y'all!
I kind of think she looks hot here…
I see she went to Morrissey's jumble sale.
She really needs to spontaneously combust, which I realize might be too fortean to really wish for, but with all the crack smoking, alcohol, chain smoking and fake hair I can at least hold out hope for the combustion part. Maybe I can bribe the dentist who makes the set of dentures she's heading for to make them out of flint. NHS dentists shouldn't be that difficult to bribe. Hmmmm…
Now that I think of it, I'd rather see her leave her husband and take up with Pete Doherty. What a spectacular train wreck that could be.
Oh, bedbugsandballyhoo. SNAP! And chortle, chortle. I think I love.
She's still no Britney. I'm still keeping my money on Britney. Amy's my number 2.
Wow, Amy Winehouse is the hawtness. I would so fuck this bitch until her hair whimpered and lay down like a good … whatever that is.