It would be THE BEST if she puked blood while covering "Rock and Roll All Night." Delicious!

There's nothing like an 8 ball in the belly to show everyone how you sparkle from the inside out.

And if you want in on the death pool, Cord, all you need to do is ask. It's just really hard right now with such a close race.

I dont know about you bitches but that last line felt all personal and shit. I'm still for Amy taking it all the way.

It's like the closest we'll ever get to a shout out. I know that shout outs are kind of beneath Cord. I'm fine becuase sometimes it's kind of fun to be beneath someone.

Yeah is it "your" used to directly address or speak to the general condidtion. Sometimes I lament the death of the use "one" in the English language.

One would expect such a response from one of the masses.

I say she overdoses New Years Eve. If I did drugs I know if I was getting ready to try to kick em I'd have a hellova N.Y.E. I'd be rolling around in the street with a needle coming out from between my toes.

One would expect such a response, wouldn't one? But then again, one would likely be a gigantic horse's posteriour. One should think. Verily.

Ohhh woeeee is me. Tis not the truth but a foul treachery that spews from thy lips. I must sadly retreat from such a heinous abomination.

cord must be the perfect man, he actually listens when we talk.

I am now looking forward to the Grammys, what a pleasant surprise.

I'm holding firm with my March 2008 bet.

When is Blake supposed to get out of jail? I can't make a guess till I know this information.

Sugar Mag, you're in prime relapse territory. I think that's solid. I'm tied in with my January 4th, and I'm feeling it. It's a Friday, and we all know Fridays can get a little wild.

I might have to change mine…New Years Eve is kind of you know, Predictable.

Damn, I was out sick the day this business went on. Sniffle, sniffle.

She's still alive (for the moment) Lisa… you can still place yer bets.

It's not too late to get in. I was throwing down for Britney but, she's so up and down you just can't depend on her.

I think I would guess either before Blake gets out of jail or after. Both due to over zealous celebrations.

Wow… Cord actually keeps up with our different utilisations of this blog.
Guess I have to give a date now… I'll say late December. The day after her Christmas Shindig. She's going to blow it out … literally. She's going to try to do 3 months worth of stash in one night. Party till you coma, girl!

"Party till you coma." Can I borrow that bb&b???

I hope there are no mirrors in the rehab facility, because one look at that face and I'd delve back into drugs. Drugs do wonderful things to reality!

Cord is next in line to my favorite man. he actually listens so you're perfect unless you're a woman. hmm….

well amy i din't bet on you cause bitch you seem to have nine lives.

It is now officially part of the Mollygood cultural slang.
Amy already ignores the puking and parties through that. Party till you puke is for wussies as far as she is concerned.

They sure do. Britney seems to think she's a size 4 and dresses like she was still 16.

Amy needs to make the Feliz Navidad cookies I've got on my blog.

Those cokies sound delicious.

That typo can stay, in honour of Amy.

I would look at the recipe, 'cept I get an access denied spyware message from work's content filler. STOP TRYING TO SPY ON ME JUJU!!!!!!

I would post it here but it's rather lengthy. The server screws up often enough… I don't want to contribute to a crash.

Don't worry about is SM, I blame Juje. As we all should. She is a rabble rouser. And a spy-er.

Blame yourself, you know what you did. My nip told me all about it. That's right. I have spyware in my nipples.

Finally! I'm sticking with Valentine's Day. Valentine's Day Massacre for the love birds! Are the Grammy's live? I wish they were, so it could happen on stage. You know, sort of like when Donahue wanted to cover an execution on his show.

SM, can I substitute the Cuervo for say… Jameson? ;-)

Oh, in other news. I aced my interview today and start my new job at a Law Firm on Monday. Take that stupid real estate agency who can't pay their bills and fires me! Hmph!

Oh, and Amy is looking more and more like a Horse's skull with each passing day.

Mae is back to stay.

They could put her head in an enemy's bed as a warning. Let this be a lesson to you.

I'll do a shot in your honor! Congrats!

I believe Jameson would suffice, mae. Congrats on your job. Wish me luck in my hunt. At least they gave us notice and a severence package… I have to find something by March 31.

Thanks cooter! No more Mollygood furlough for me.

juju, I would probably shit myself if I turned down my blankets and her head was there. Then I would commit myself because the vivid flashbacks would be too unbearable to go on without proper medication.

Awesome and thanks!
Good luck, hey if I can find a job in Michigan with it having the highest unemployment rate in the country, I'm sure you'll have no problem.

And by proper medication you mean…….?

1. Wild Turkey
2. Mad dog 20/20
3. weed
4. all of the above

I'm right next door in Indiana mae… we're running right behind you I believe.

I know if I was Amy, I'd much rather OD than actually GO to rehab. Bitch has this shit all planned out…If only she could crush up and snort cyanide capsules…oh, wait, I shouldn't have said anything…

Is ther such a thing as stayin on topic for this blog?

juju, throw in valium and that's the perfect remedy.
I've heard about Indiana being hard to find work. One of my old roomates moved down to Andersonville and has been having a hard time finding and keeping a job. She'll find one eventually and then get laid of a couple months later. Stupid economy.

Tigrr- no.

well why don't u get AIM or sumthing?

Yah, that's what i thawt.

Oh, and my bets for the night BEFORE new years. You know junkies can't plan parties. They're all like 'oh, let me just taste test the coke and make sure it's up to snuff for my guests"…"just let me try again, that one didn't count…" …"hold on, just let me try shooting it too, just to make sure…" and you know what happens next.

If we stayed on topic, this site would not get nearly as many posts… and we would never have started the Death Watch, since it was totally off topic. Straying from the "prescribed" topic develops new ideas. I don't see why anyone with a blog would be opposed to that. Anyway… what's got your pannies in a wad, tiger?

And then next thing you know you've snorted all the coke and the first guests arrive. That's just a bit party foul.

PS, what's, On topic mean?

It's 5 o clock somewhere. Tom-Ba!

Really I was just curious more than anything. And bord, defiitely bored.

Holla makes a good point. Junkies can't leave junk laying around for longer than it takes them to cook it up, snort it, or put it into their vein.

Oh, and someone is in need of a mood stabiliser.

or definitely bored.

You know what's good for being bored? Coke snorting.

"Waiting for a sign to turn blood into wine
The sweet taste in your mouth — turned bitter in its glass
Israel… in Israel
Israel… in Israel"

Israel, blood and substance abuse were all mentioned in the original post. There… I'm back on topic.
It's 5 o'clock in the nation's capital. Do you know where your children are?

staying off topic is precisely why I love Molly. The discussions are hillarious and sometimes ridiculous. That why I only post here

Coke makes everything "Zing!" Ask Amy… (I added that to stay on topic.)

Perhaps her horsey looking head is the reason she was on ketamine earlier this year? It is a horse tranquilizer, no?

That's enough to keep me off of that. I do not want to morph into some kind of horse head. Mabye a whore head but definitely not a horse head.

What about (w)horeshound? I wonder if eating that candy makes you look like a dog-faced horse? Or a horse-faced dog? That gets around.

Here's to going off topic, cheers.

OMG, and eww. I just read this. Fashion Turn-On
"Tom likes me in a suit and a mini every now and then."

Sure he loves you in a skirt. He's pretending your Will Smith, sweety.

Suit, not skirty. Damn me. More liquor, make it snappy.

And coke. More coke. And yes, Ketamine is a horse trainquiliser, also used to put animals under when they're having surgery. I dabbled in Ketamine for a year or two in my early 20s. Stupid me.

- I did not acquire a horsehead though. I must've been doing something wrong.

Maybe Amy's tricking all of us and she's actually about to make her Silver Screen Debut as the lead in "Water Horse"? I totally didn't recognize her!

Dearest Sugar Magnolia, I now have the recipe for the felice cookies with the jose cuervo and that is the funniest stuff!!! Finally. We are going to do every single step this weekend.

Thank you dollie.

Just so you know, my daughter never wants to see
or smell any tequilla ever, ever again. (the one who's 23.) She's kind of an amateur. The rest of us, however, thought it was so funny to see that bowl fly through the window. My neighbor (bless her)remembered to open it first. Good Times.

I love you soooooo much QC! Glad you enjoyed the recipe. And how lovely that your daughter helped… the holidays are all about family don't ya' know!