I'm going to give this a try today. Tell everyone to get the hell out of my office so I can do some drugs. We'll see how long it takes for me to get fired.

Snacky,
Don't forget the "I am a legend" part. That will really get their attention.

Maybe she was saying she was trying to watch "I Am Legend," and the drunken drugs users were talking and partying too loud, so she couldn't hear the movie, so get them the hell out so she can watch her movie in peace.

I agree bedbugs, maybe all she wanted to do was pop a xanax and watch a movie in peace. Who knows.

I'm going to stand on my desk when I tell them I'm a legend.

I'm just going to cut to the chase and pretend like I'm a zombie from the movie. Somewhere between grabbing for brains and grunting, I'm sure I'll scare them out.

Although, that, as well, is probably what Amy looked like. Grabbing for brains and grunting.

I think Amy should hire me to be her publicist/apologist.

1. She only appears to be skinny. She is actually very small-boned and has an over active thyroid, which also explains the occasional "bugeyedness."
2. She takes drug for the medical purposes only. The overbearing weight of her beehive causes chronic neck pain.
3. Her sores are are from a disease she contracted in a visit to a third world country. Amy does this in her spare time and enjoys it. She doesn't publicise it because she does not like to come across as some sort of do-gooder.
4. Her teeth look like that because she no longer uses toothpaste because it is harmful to the environment. LOOK IT UP!
5. She only beat up on those people because they said they "hated all the orphans in the entire world."
6. She doesn't visit Blaaake in prison because she cannot tolerate seeing him and others in such deplorable conditions.

There you have it folks. The REAL Amy Winehouse!

i wonder what other celebs think about this, especially kimora!

As always I love you Amy

i think elle is just mocking us now.

I want one of those dolls