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Here’s the thing about rehab: Addicts need to be in treatment for more than two weeks. And if you’re Amy Winehouse, you should probably be in treatment for more than two years.

We know this because despite her recent stint in rehab, Amy seems to have a penchant for sticking anything up her nose.

The crack-smoking jazz diva has taken up Prince Harry’s former favorite pastime ??? of snorting neat vodka up her hooter.

‘She was sat next to Kelly [Osbourne] and Miquita [Oliver] when she covered one nostril, tilted her head back and sucked the vodka shot down her open nostril through a straw.

‘Amy was on top form and begged a pal to teach her the dance where you spin your head around really fast while you wind into the ground. Amy was so into it at one point her beehive nearly fell off.’

Not the beehive! That’s where she hides her stash.


Mar 7, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 17 Responses
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Comments (17)

No. 1 stopthemadness says:

come out come out wherever you are……

Posted: Mar 7, 2008 at 2:23 pm
No. 2 slacker chic says:

what WON’T she put up her nose?

Posted: Mar 7, 2008 at 2:25 pm
No. 3 deimos says:

oh stm, you little firecracker…

Posted: Mar 7, 2008 at 2:47 pm
No. 4 Erica says:

Ewww. Snorting vodka sounds like it would burn very badly.

Posted: Mar 7, 2008 at 3:22 pm
No. 5 Sugar Magnolia says:

No way is she going to let that Davis guy take her Deathwatch title.

Posted: Mar 7, 2008 at 3:53 pm
No. 6 notamama says:

the dance were you spin you head around really fast? what, the exorcist?

Posted: Mar 7, 2008 at 4:35 pm
No. 7 blah says:

I’m reminded of when Chong had the girl snort detergent and she snorted like an elephant.

Posted: Mar 7, 2008 at 6:41 pm
No. 8 CooCooNutty says:

Amy Winehouse must be the stuff of science fiction. Being under a vodka snort while doing the dutty wine is a feat unto itself. Screw the military, throw this cokehead out of a plane!

Posted: Mar 7, 2008 at 9:21 pm
No. 9 chelsea says:

and the source of this info is?
dammed if you do and dammed if you don’t

Posted: Mar 10, 2008 at 9:48 am
No. 10 Sugar Magnolia says:

Chels… click the link that says SOURCE.

Posted: Mar 10, 2008 at 10:28 am
No. 11 chelsea says:


Posted: Mar 10, 2008 at 10:47 am
No. 12 Sugar Magnolia says:

Uhm…. she’s been known to do every drug under the sun and stores it in her beehive and you’re questionsing vodka nose shots?

Posted: Mar 10, 2008 at 11:16 am
No. 13 chelsea says:


Posted: Mar 10, 2008 at 11:18 am
No. 14 Sugar Magnolia says:

There are none so blind as those who refuse to see.

Posted: Mar 10, 2008 at 11:31 am
No. 15 chelsea says:

or those who see what they want to see

Posted: Mar 10, 2008 at 12:44 pm
No. 16 Tayo says:

notamama … maybe the “Dutty Wine”

Posted: Mar 10, 2008 at 1:11 pm
No. 17 Tayo says:

BTW you have to wait until about 45 sec in… sorry bout the in-yo-face booties…

Posted: Mar 10, 2008 at 1:12 pm
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