Everything Wafting Away Like So Much Smoke

A cute little quote from the rambling chanteuse: “I’m useless to you anyway, now—I just took about six Valium.”

Oh, and that’s definitely crack she’s smoking.

Jan 22, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 72 Responses
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Tagged: Amy Winehouse · Drugs
Comments (72)

No. 1 chelsea says:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
AMY AMY AMY

Posted: Jan 22, 2008 at 12:32 pm
No. 2 chelsea says:

GREAT FRIENDS PUTS NEW MEANING TO THE WORD RAT(sapo)

Posted: Jan 22, 2008 at 12:40 pm
No. 3 deimos says:

she has nobody to blame but herslef, it’s called personal responsibility. look it up.

Posted: Jan 22, 2008 at 1:00 pm
No. 4 chelsea says:

I UNDERSTAND PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY THAT DOES NOT CHANGE THAT THE PERSON WHO FLIM THAT ON THEIR CELL PHONE SHOULD SELL IT TO A TABLOID THERE IS A PRICE TO PAY FOR BEING THAT KIND OF A FRIEND.WHERE’S THEIR PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY.
IN MY BOOK YOU WOULD NEVER DO THAT TO A FRIEND.
KARMA CAN NOT COME FAST ENOUGH

Posted: Jan 22, 2008 at 1:12 pm
No. 5 james_boston says:

Chelsea, dear, isn’t it a bit early to be as wasted as you are? I don’t have anything against drugs but there’s no reason to do it publicly and act like white trash like you and Amy seem to enjoy doing. But I must say, it’s always so cute to see one crackhead defending another…

Posted: Jan 22, 2008 at 1:17 pm
No. 6 deimos says:

maybe if she’d get her shit together she wouldn’t have to worry about druggie friends selling tapes of her so they can buy more drugs.

Posted: Jan 22, 2008 at 1:18 pm
No. 7 Sugar Magnolia says:

Now deimos and james… you know that Amy it’s not Amy’s fault. She just smokes crack so she can maintain that attractive, svelt figure.

Posted: Jan 22, 2008 at 1:22 pm
No. 8 playla says:

It is a shitty thing to do, to sell a video of your friend doing crack, unfortunately for her she’s only got those kind of friends and these other crackheads, like chelsea, to defend her…I don’t know which makes her look worse.

Posted: Jan 22, 2008 at 1:25 pm
No. 9 james_boston says:

You’re right SM…nothing like that crack-whore, about-to-star-in-the-2-girls-and-a-cup-sequel look that Amy and Chelsea have.

Flossy.

Posted: Jan 22, 2008 at 1:25 pm
No. 10 Sugar Magnolia says:

The company you keep says a lot about the person that you are.

It’s sad to see the kind of talent that Winehouse had (or had) go up, literally, in a puff of smoke.

Posted: Jan 22, 2008 at 1:30 pm
No. 11 deimos says:

flossy, i like that. can i use it james? can i?

Posted: Jan 22, 2008 at 1:33 pm
No. 12 chelsea says:

JAMES THE CIRCLE JERK

Posted: Jan 22, 2008 at 1:34 pm
No. 13 james_boston says:

it’s all yours deimos but fergie used it First in “Glamorous”. And chelsea, funny you should say that ’cause I have had many circle jerk sessions, usually with guys that claim they’re straight…guys like your boyfriend perhaps. He’s probably sick of sleeping with a crack-’ho looking biatch and looking for some good, good lovin’ elsewhere, am I right?

Posted: Jan 22, 2008 at 1:40 pm
No. 14 lovelee says:

and she wants to come to JA to work with Bob Marley’s son. NO NO NO Amy stay the fuck in Englan we have enough crack addicts in Jamaica as it is.

Posted: Jan 22, 2008 at 1:42 pm
No. 15 chelsea says:

YOUR WEAK JAMES AND YOU KNOW IT

Posted: Jan 22, 2008 at 1:47 pm
No. 16 chelsea says:

JUST ONE QUESTION JAMES ARE YOU AT WORK

Posted: Jan 22, 2008 at 1:52 pm
No. 17 jujubees says:

Don’t threaten James with a circle jerk. That’s just a fun Saturday night. She should stop hanging out with her dealers. I guess maybe that’s all who’s left. Kind of like Britney and the paps.

I see how it goes. Britney gets taken away on a stretcher so Amy has to go with smoking the crack on camera. Touche, Britney, your move.

Posted: Jan 22, 2008 at 1:54 pm
No. 18 jujubees says:

He probably is at work since he needs to pay for rent and food. But he’s not on here the whole work day. I guess they let him off the leash occasionally. No harm there. That’s probably not a good road to go down.

Posted: Jan 22, 2008 at 1:55 pm
No. 19 chelsea says:

I WAS GOING TO BE MEAN BUT I CHANGED MY MINE

Posted: Jan 22, 2008 at 2:02 pm
No. 20 stopthemadness says:

j_b, you either are a “circle jerk” which, what the hell does that mean? Or you are a hosting some sort of circle jerk event which, why the hell haven’t i gotten my invite? i’m good with a handheld camera.

chelsea, dearie, it’s hard to take anyone who doesn’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re” seriously. yelling in all caps doesn’t mask YOUR apparent stupidity.

Posted: Jan 22, 2008 at 2:04 pm
No. 21 stopthemadness says:

you really ought to think about changing your “mine” because the one you are currently using seems to have dead batteries.

Posted: Jan 22, 2008 at 2:05 pm
No. 22 chelsea says:

OH WOW SPELLING LESSONS GOOD PUT DOWN.COMING FROM CANDYLAND NONE THE LESS

Posted: Jan 22, 2008 at 2:09 pm
No. 23 jujubees says:

STM, you really don’t want to be invited to a circle jerk. It’s pretty much exactly what it sounds like. Just think about it for a bit and then get back to me.

First word, circle as in, standing around
Second word, jerk as in, it

Posted: Jan 22, 2008 at 2:10 pm
No. 24 playla says:

I think if STM were there it’d be called a bukakke party.

Chelsea you at least need to learn to cut and paste…I believe it’s Gandyland? Right?

Posted: Jan 22, 2008 at 2:12 pm
No. 25 james_boston says:

Of course I’m at work chelsea…some of us earn a living, as much as we’d like to stay home and get high on stupidity all day like you.

Now that Ju’s come, all my hags are (mostly) here to see the new Denise15….but even sadder and slower.

Posted: Jan 22, 2008 at 2:18 pm
No. 26 stopthemadness says:

it is playla, and thank you for being literate!

chelsea, honestly. write down the best insults you can think of, pick the best one, and have at it. otherwise, shut your pie hole. actually, don’t. i’m not that busy today and i’m going to need some entertainment.

juju- i’m familiar with circle jerks… well not familiar, because i ain’t gots the right equipment. i was more confused about how j_b could *be* a circle jerk.

bukkake party… now that’s just wrong. :)

Posted: Jan 22, 2008 at 2:20 pm
No. 27 james_boston says:

Yeah STM…a circle jerk is usually only fun for the guy. right chelsea?

Posted: Jan 22, 2008 at 2:20 pm
No. 28 chelsea says:

CIRCLE JERK IS NOT JUST THAT .I’t also a band. among other things. So james your stealing time from your boss honesty I like that. Check my web site that my store

Posted: Jan 22, 2008 at 2:27 pm
No. 29 Lisa(#1) says:

Shit, James. For a second I thought Chelsea was outing you as a punk icon. I got all excited for a second.

Posted: Jan 22, 2008 at 2:29 pm
No. 30 jujubees says:

Yes, Chelsea, I know that. I was listening to them and Black Flag long ago. But that’s not the Circle Jerk she was referring too. The original term.

Posted: Jan 22, 2008 at 2:30 pm
No. 31 Lisa(#1) says:

Wait, so she WAS saying you were actually in the band. For a second I thought it was a poorly worded insult.

Posted: Jan 22, 2008 at 2:31 pm
No. 32 james_boston says:

How can chelsea have a store? I’m convinced she’s a ‘tween. Going by her grammar and syntax, and if we believe her that she’s not high, then the only conclusion we can reach is that she can’t be older than 12.

Posted: Jan 22, 2008 at 2:35 pm
No. 33 chelsea says:

how about english as second langauge tonto

Posted: Jan 22, 2008 at 2:39 pm
No. 34 EsquaredMom says:

I saw on Dlisted that Amy is now in rehab. I hope that’s true because this is just really sad.

Posted: Jan 22, 2008 at 2:41 pm
No. 35 jujubees says:

Pow! Which insult is it? Being in the band would actually make him cool. And I guess depending on his position in a circle jerk he could be cool. Being in the center would mean, not cool

Posted: Jan 22, 2008 at 2:41 pm
No. 36 chelsea says:

I hope so too

Posted: Jan 22, 2008 at 2:42 pm
No. 37 chelsea says:

I also type for shit

Posted: Jan 22, 2008 at 2:43 pm
No. 38 stopthemadness says:

i give a begrudging point to chelsea… the tonto bit made me laugh.

Posted: Jan 22, 2008 at 2:43 pm
No. 39 james_boston says:

I just checked out the website…chelsea must be a hot little tamale from south of the border. Welcome to our country chelsea..don’t let the Republicans know you’re here. It’s an election year and they’ll ship you right back and I’ll lose a lovely punching bag. Kisses.

Posted: Jan 22, 2008 at 2:51 pm
No. 40 james_boston says:

So Ju, if I admitted I’ve been in the center you’d think less of me? It was college. I was drunk. I had low self-esteem. You don’t own me! Oh God, I’ve hit bottom. Thank God I found Jesus.

Posted: Jan 22, 2008 at 2:53 pm
No. 41 janice says:

Where did you find him, James? I lost mine under the couch somewhere. Or behind the fridge. Who knows.

Posted: Jan 22, 2008 at 2:54 pm
No. 42 stopthemadness says:

the republicans already know she’s here. they’ve tapped her phones.

Posted: Jan 22, 2008 at 2:56 pm
No. 43 stopthemadness says:

WWJJ

who would jesus jerk?

Posted: Jan 22, 2008 at 2:57 pm
No. 44 chelsea says:

I’m in Costa Rica AND THEY STILL TAPPED MY PHONES

Posted: Jan 22, 2008 at 2:58 pm
No. 45 james_boston says:

I found Jesus like one of those people who see him in their French toast janice, only it wasn’t French toast, it was in a trick’s bung hole. It really was a miracle…

Posted: Jan 22, 2008 at 3:09 pm
No. 46 jujubees says:

Oh jesus. He was a pretty cool guy and always had a the good week connections. Jesus like, heeeyyyy suess, right?

Posted: Jan 22, 2008 at 3:11 pm
No. 47 james_boston says:

And I just wanna say how awesome it is that Ju said no more comments in the other Winehouse thread and there are no more comments there. Plus, it stopped at comment #69 which has real meaning to us homos…

We should totally call her Mistress Juju from now on.

Posted: Jan 22, 2008 at 3:11 pm
No. 48 EsquaredMom says:

Sugar, I saw your response to my question about Moonpies in one of the other threads (damn no recent comments!) and they look like Wagonwheels, which are chocolate outsides and marshmallow insides. And totally disgusting, by the way.

Posted: Jan 22, 2008 at 3:14 pm
No. 49 Lisa(#1) says:

Fuck! I ruined it James. I can’t keep up today. Stupid recent comments….grumble, grimble.

Posted: Jan 22, 2008 at 3:14 pm
No. 50 james_boston says:

Nice going Lisa!! But I do love chelsea’s response to you over there…she actually said “it takes one to know one”. God, we’re totally back in junior high.

Posted: Jan 22, 2008 at 3:20 pm
No. 51 Lisa(#1) says:

I just caught that. I am like 10 minutes behind where I should be.

Posted: Jan 22, 2008 at 3:26 pm
No. 52 jujubees says:

Lisa is going to get the whip for that. You know, sometimes when I’m working the corner I use that comeback and the other hookers. Takes one to know one. Don’t get all judgey on me with your 10 dollar bj’s. Am I right?

Posted: Jan 22, 2008 at 3:29 pm
No. 53 Sugar Magnolia says:

Esquared… yup. That would be a moonpie. I can only handle 1 every year or so. Much too sweet and rich. And it has to be chocolate… none of than vanilla or (even worse) banana stuff.

If you want a super special tasy treat…

www.debrand.com

Go for the smore kit or (my fave) a dark choclate covered raspberry.

Posted: Jan 22, 2008 at 3:34 pm
No. 54 jujubees says:

Mmmmmm, smores. That’s the only reason I wanted a fireplace. They aren’t really neccessary out here but everyone has one.

Posted: Jan 22, 2008 at 3:43 pm
No. 55 janice says:

@ james, #45

I just got back from making a killer batch of about 7 dozen French Toasts. All I got was like 4 Ganeshes, a couple of Moseses and a Liza Minelli. Jeeeeeeesus, why hast thou forsaken me?!

Posted: Jan 22, 2008 at 3:47 pm
No. 56 jujubees says:

Liza you say? You truly have been touched by the hand of God. Unless you are tripping and Gods hands are probably some perv.

Posted: Jan 22, 2008 at 3:50 pm
No. 57 janice says:

God’s hand touches me every night, after he pries open my window and throws his napsack on my floor. He smells like cooking sherry, but I know, it’s divine.

Posted: Jan 22, 2008 at 3:52 pm
No. 58 janice says:

Haha, that was probably incredibly inappropriate.
Preemptive apologies.

Posted: Jan 22, 2008 at 3:53 pm
No. 59 jujubees says:

That was just sheer blasphemy. May the ghost of Anne Coulter visit you every night at midnight.

Posted: Jan 22, 2008 at 3:58 pm
No. 60 janice says:

Jeez, juju, that’s harsh! It’s not like I killed somebody.

Posted: Jan 22, 2008 at 4:00 pm
No. 61 jujubees says:

It will keep you on the straight and narrow. Ann will make sure you grow up to be just like her.

Posted: Jan 22, 2008 at 4:26 pm
No. 62 eeks says:

I agree that this was a cold thing to publish, although ultimately may save this wastoid’s life.

Posted: Jan 22, 2008 at 4:31 pm
No. 63 eeks says:

WAIT? DID ANN COULTER DIE??? OMG! CELEBRATE!

Posted: Jan 22, 2008 at 4:31 pm
No. 64 james_boston says:

@ JANICE #55…IF YOU REALLY WANNA FIND JEEBUS, LOOK IN YOUR HUSBAND’S BUTTHOLE. JEEBUS LOVES TO SAVE SINNERS AND SINNERS ARE ALWAYS LOOKING INTO BUTTHOLES THEREFORE JEEBUS APPEARS IN THE BUTTHOLES OF SINNERS’ LOVED ONES…

Posted: Jan 22, 2008 at 4:35 pm
No. 65 Anne says:

why is she taking crack to come down?

Posted: Jan 22, 2008 at 5:04 pm
No. 66 mae says:

crack does make you come down. its not like cocaine or speed which makes you erratic or “awake” it makes you feel much like valium does. euphoric, floating, flying. I know this because this douche who i went on a couple dates with forced me to smoke crack with him twice. how did he force me you say? switch blade to my throat.
he died in september, the world is a better place now.

Posted: Jan 22, 2008 at 7:17 pm
No. 67 cooter says:

Oh shit Mae!

Posted: Jan 22, 2008 at 8:02 pm
No. 68 cooter says:

Oh and thats not what it did to me ( I tried it all) it made me very speedy.

Posted: Jan 22, 2008 at 8:03 pm
No. 69 stopthemadness says:

holy crap, mae. that’s scary.

Posted: Jan 22, 2008 at 9:12 pm
No. 70 whatisgoingon says:

okkk the person that record this with their phone is a complete jackasssss! i knoww amy must care about her self…personal responsability as the other said, but its her life and we can’t do anything about, we are all a bunch of losers, its not fair for her. I wouldn;t like for her to die, but publishing this fucking video won’t help….so fuck youu jackasss

Posted: Jan 22, 2008 at 9:35 pm
No. 71 jujubees says:

NO, eeks. It was my secret dream. A girl has to have one of THOSE. ARE.

Posted: Jan 22, 2008 at 11:59 pm
No. 72 janice says:

Is james honestly yelling at me about sinners and buttholes and jeebus?

I don’t get it. And I don’t think I’ll look for the answer in a butthole.

Posted: Jan 23, 2008 at 11:23 am
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