A cute little quote from the rambling chanteuse: “I’m useless to you anyway, now—I just took about six Valium.”
Oh, and that’s definitely crack she’s smoking.
AMY AMY AMY
GREAT FRIENDS PUTS NEW MEANING TO THE WORD RAT(sapo)
she has nobody to blame but herslef, it’s called personal responsibility. look it up.
I UNDERSTAND PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY THAT DOES NOT CHANGE THAT THE PERSON WHO FLIM THAT ON THEIR CELL PHONE SHOULD SELL IT TO A TABLOID THERE IS A PRICE TO PAY FOR BEING THAT KIND OF A FRIEND.WHERE’S THEIR PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY.
IN MY BOOK YOU WOULD NEVER DO THAT TO A FRIEND.
KARMA CAN NOT COME FAST ENOUGH
Chelsea, dear, isn’t it a bit early to be as wasted as you are? I don’t have anything against drugs but there’s no reason to do it publicly and act like white trash like you and Amy seem to enjoy doing. But I must say, it’s always so cute to see one crackhead defending another…
maybe if she’d get her shit together she wouldn’t have to worry about druggie friends selling tapes of her so they can buy more drugs.
Now deimos and james… you know that Amy it’s not Amy’s fault. She just smokes crack so she can maintain that attractive, svelt figure.
It is a shitty thing to do, to sell a video of your friend doing crack, unfortunately for her she’s only got those kind of friends and these other crackheads, like chelsea, to defend her…I don’t know which makes her look worse.
You’re right SM…nothing like that crack-whore, about-to-star-in-the-2-girls-and-a-cup-sequel look that Amy and Chelsea have.
The company you keep says a lot about the person that you are.
It’s sad to see the kind of talent that Winehouse had (or had) go up, literally, in a puff of smoke.
it’s all yours deimos but fergie used it First in “Glamorous”. And chelsea, funny you should say that ’cause I have had many circle jerk sessions, usually with guys that claim they’re straight…guys like your boyfriend perhaps. He’s probably sick of sleeping with a crack-’ho looking biatch and looking for some good, good lovin’ elsewhere, am I right?
and she wants to come to JA to work with Bob Marley’s son. NO NO NO Amy stay the fuck in Englan we have enough crack addicts in Jamaica as it is.
Don’t threaten James with a circle jerk. That’s just a fun Saturday night. She should stop hanging out with her dealers. I guess maybe that’s all who’s left. Kind of like Britney and the paps.
I see how it goes. Britney gets taken away on a stretcher so Amy has to go with smoking the crack on camera. Touche, Britney, your move.
He probably is at work since he needs to pay for rent and food. But he’s not on here the whole work day. I guess they let him off the leash occasionally. No harm there. That’s probably not a good road to go down.
j_b, you either are a “circle jerk” which, what the hell does that mean? Or you are a hosting some sort of circle jerk event which, why the hell haven’t i gotten my invite? i’m good with a handheld camera.
chelsea, dearie, it’s hard to take anyone who doesn’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re” seriously. yelling in all caps doesn’t mask YOUR apparent stupidity.
you really ought to think about changing your “mine” because the one you are currently using seems to have dead batteries.
OH WOW SPELLING LESSONS GOOD PUT DOWN.COMING FROM CANDYLAND NONE THE LESS
STM, you really don’t want to be invited to a circle jerk. It’s pretty much exactly what it sounds like. Just think about it for a bit and then get back to me.
First word, circle as in, standing around
Second word, jerk as in, it
I think if STM were there it’d be called a bukakke party.
Chelsea you at least need to learn to cut and paste…I believe it’s Gandyland? Right?
Of course I’m at work chelsea…some of us earn a living, as much as we’d like to stay home and get high on stupidity all day like you.
Now that Ju’s come, all my hags are (mostly) here to see the new Denise15….but even sadder and slower.
it is playla, and thank you for being literate!
chelsea, honestly. write down the best insults you can think of, pick the best one, and have at it. otherwise, shut your pie hole. actually, don’t. i’m not that busy today and i’m going to need some entertainment.
juju- i’m familiar with circle jerks… well not familiar, because i ain’t gots the right equipment. i was more confused about how j_b could *be* a circle jerk.
bukkake party… now that’s just wrong. :)
Yeah STM…a circle jerk is usually only fun for the guy. right chelsea?
CIRCLE JERK IS NOT JUST THAT .I’t also a band. among other things. So james your stealing time from your boss honesty I like that. Check my web site that my store
Shit, James. For a second I thought Chelsea was outing you as a punk icon. I got all excited for a second.
Yes, Chelsea, I know that. I was listening to them and Black Flag long ago. But that’s not the Circle Jerk she was referring too. The original term.
Wait, so she WAS saying you were actually in the band. For a second I thought it was a poorly worded insult.
How can chelsea have a store? I’m convinced she’s a ‘tween. Going by her grammar and syntax, and if we believe her that she’s not high, then the only conclusion we can reach is that she can’t be older than 12.
I saw on Dlisted that Amy is now in rehab. I hope that’s true because this is just really sad.
Pow! Which insult is it? Being in the band would actually make him cool. And I guess depending on his position in a circle jerk he could be cool. Being in the center would mean, not cool
i give a begrudging point to chelsea… the tonto bit made me laugh.
I just checked out the website…chelsea must be a hot little tamale from south of the border. Welcome to our country chelsea..don’t let the Republicans know you’re here. It’s an election year and they’ll ship you right back and I’ll lose a lovely punching bag. Kisses.
So Ju, if I admitted I’ve been in the center you’d think less of me? It was college. I was drunk. I had low self-esteem. You don’t own me! Oh God, I’ve hit bottom. Thank God I found Jesus.
Where did you find him, James? I lost mine under the couch somewhere. Or behind the fridge. Who knows.
the republicans already know she’s here. they’ve tapped her phones.
I’m in Costa Rica AND THEY STILL TAPPED MY PHONES
I found Jesus like one of those people who see him in their French toast janice, only it wasn’t French toast, it was in a trick’s bung hole. It really was a miracle…
Oh jesus. He was a pretty cool guy and always had a the good week connections. Jesus like, heeeyyyy suess, right?
And I just wanna say how awesome it is that Ju said no more comments in the other Winehouse thread and there are no more comments there. Plus, it stopped at comment #69 which has real meaning to us homos…
We should totally call her Mistress Juju from now on.
Sugar, I saw your response to my question about Moonpies in one of the other threads (damn no recent comments!) and they look like Wagonwheels, which are chocolate outsides and marshmallow insides. And totally disgusting, by the way.
Fuck! I ruined it James. I can’t keep up today. Stupid recent comments….grumble, grimble.
Nice going Lisa!! But I do love chelsea’s response to you over there…she actually said “it takes one to know one”. God, we’re totally back in junior high.
I just caught that. I am like 10 minutes behind where I should be.
Lisa is going to get the whip for that. You know, sometimes when I’m working the corner I use that comeback and the other hookers. Takes one to know one. Don’t get all judgey on me with your 10 dollar bj’s. Am I right?
Esquared… yup. That would be a moonpie. I can only handle 1 every year or so. Much too sweet and rich. And it has to be chocolate… none of than vanilla or (even worse) banana stuff.
If you want a super special tasy treat…
Go for the smore kit or (my fave) a dark choclate covered raspberry.
Mmmmmm, smores. That’s the only reason I wanted a fireplace. They aren’t really neccessary out here but everyone has one.
@ james, #45
I just got back from making a killer batch of about 7 dozen French Toasts. All I got was like 4 Ganeshes, a couple of Moseses and a Liza Minelli. Jeeeeeeesus, why hast thou forsaken me?!
Liza you say? You truly have been touched by the hand of God. Unless you are tripping and Gods hands are probably some perv.
God’s hand touches me every night, after he pries open my window and throws his napsack on my floor. He smells like cooking sherry, but I know, it’s divine.
Haha, that was probably incredibly inappropriate.
That was just sheer blasphemy. May the ghost of Anne Coulter visit you every night at midnight.
Jeez, juju, that’s harsh! It’s not like I killed somebody.
It will keep you on the straight and narrow. Ann will make sure you grow up to be just like her.
I agree that this was a cold thing to publish, although ultimately may save this wastoid’s life.
WAIT? DID ANN COULTER DIE??? OMG! CELEBRATE!
@ JANICE #55…IF YOU REALLY WANNA FIND JEEBUS, LOOK IN YOUR HUSBAND’S BUTTHOLE. JEEBUS LOVES TO SAVE SINNERS AND SINNERS ARE ALWAYS LOOKING INTO BUTTHOLES THEREFORE JEEBUS APPEARS IN THE BUTTHOLES OF SINNERS’ LOVED ONES…
why is she taking crack to come down?
crack does make you come down. its not like cocaine or speed which makes you erratic or “awake” it makes you feel much like valium does. euphoric, floating, flying. I know this because this douche who i went on a couple dates with forced me to smoke crack with him twice. how did he force me you say? switch blade to my throat.
he died in september, the world is a better place now.
Oh shit Mae!
Oh and thats not what it did to me ( I tried it all) it made me very speedy.
okkk the person that record this with their phone is a complete jackasssss! i knoww amy must care about her self…personal responsability as the other said, but its her life and we can’t do anything about, we are all a bunch of losers, its not fair for her. I wouldn;t like for her to die, but publishing this fucking video won’t help….so fuck youu jackasss
NO, eeks. It was my secret dream. A girl has to have one of THOSE. ARE.
Is james honestly yelling at me about sinners and buttholes and jeebus?
I don’t get it. And I don’t think I’ll look for the answer in a butthole.