Contrary to all our expectations, Amy Winehouse's louse of a husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, has been arrested on charges not related to drugs. In fact, his alleged crimes are much worse.
[Fielder-Civil] was arrested in London last night in connection with an alleged plot to fix a trial — mere days before [he] was set to face a British judge after cops say he beat [up] a bartender.
According to British reports, a London newspaper tipped police after they got wind that Blake was trying to pay witnesses to change their stories.
If convicted, Blake could face a life sentence behind bars.
Hello: Winehouse cover of "Stand By Your Man"? Could be brilliant. Someone get on that.
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ooooh, trial tampering is pretty fancy for these two.
trial tampering sounds like the free playtex I get in the mail from time to time.
a. that's really funny, janice.
b. is that true? they send you free tampons?
WTF, I want free tampons! On second thought, I don't know if I'd put anything that came in the mail near my vaj jay jay. I hope we get a few good songs from Amy out of all this, if she's alive to record her next album.
Not so much recently… I used to get them every so often at my old place. It was always a fun little surprise. Bills, bills, bills, tampon!!
i never get tampons, just dove samples. life is so not fair.
huh, who knew?
and I wonder where they got your info…did your gyno sell all the names of his or her patients that were still menstrating?
Haha, maybe! I kind of assumed they just dropped them off as admail in everyone's box. They came with fliers and everything.
I love mailbox samples of all varieties. It's like Christmas morning.
Who does this guy think he is, Pete Dougherty? Silly crack head, tricks are for, Pete. Pete would totally get off.
Oh f me. I apologize for being on topic.
It's okay, cause it's true. If it was Petey, the judge would just look at him with an "Aw, shucks" grin, give him back the bribe money, and send him on his merry way.
You just can't be mad at that face. Sure he can't stay clean. But he's just so darn cute.
Like when a puppy tinkles on a carpet, even after you told him not to.
Or when that puppy shoots your kitty up with heroin. What a scamp.
Exactly! It's like, "Bad Petey! Bad! Aw, he looks so sad, he didn't mean tuh drug the kitty. C'mere. Here's a treat."
I'm Petez gettin yur kitteh high.
Peteh shares his smacks with ur kitteh.
Kitteh haz bad trips.
Kitteh gets shakez when Peteh hogs teh smack
Sorry for dragging everyone down to Earth and back to then topic, but nice pic - I want a Blake mask for my kids next Halloween. Or does he look a little too much like Lurch for anyone to find him scarey?
Glad you did it first, syd.
How much time could you possibly get for beating someone up? I mean, did the guy die or get vegetablized?
And now he faces life?
While I wouldn't say he has DSLs, he's probably missing a few teeth so that'll make it a little easier on him.
I did think of Lurch when I saw that picture.
I bet he probably tried to kill that poor guy in the face.