what kind of mother is that?.
she would be enough for any one to use drugs.

she should lose the j in her name j–anis

She's quite the Adrian.

(rocky)

aah…come on Janis….pull your girl & yourself together…a nice bowl of chicken soup will do the trick.

she's right. if amy keeps up with this shit she won't be alive much longer. sometimes the truth is an ugly thing.

It's true. That's all they do at rehab anyways. Have a nice bowl and it will fix your crackitty ass up good. I think she should just be done with it and get a, "My daughter is a crackhead", t-shirt. And on the back could just be a picture of a beehive.

IF SHE DIES MOM GET THE ROYALITYS(SPELLING?)
maybe she's hoping for a windfall

how do you know juju

if you cared about amy as much as you say you do you wouldn't say things like that about her mother chelsea. i'm sure amy loves her parents and wouldn't look to kindly on people talking about them like that.

Chelsea: the only kind of windfall Janis is going to get…is the kind of wind you get from eating too much chopped liver.

Because Tom Cruise told me so.

Here we go again.

juju i'm just asking

Here you come again. Now I'll have that song in my head all day. Next move belongs to you Lynne Spears.

deimos I'm sure her father does but not her mother
ever since I made money my famly has distance it self from me . it becomes a class issure.
amy's famly is working class .she's moved on
(spell check famly)

it might be that way in your family chelsea but that doesn't mean it's that way for amy. my parents are kind of fucked up but if anybody talked shit about them i'd knock them out.

Didn't we just have a "discussion" about how painful it must be for Crackhou…sorry… Winehouse's parents (note the plural) to watch their child slowly kill herself?

hey Chelsea…Amy's dad is a London taxi driver…he probably makes more money than you & me put together…besides Amy is the kind who would share her good fortune with her mum & dad…just not her crack.

p.s. Chelsea..have you ever considered that your parents just don't like you?

you're such a bitch billy…i love it.

i beleive a taxi driver makes more money than you billy . BUT NOT ME. NOT EVEN CLOSE.
a grown man with a name like billy . lost childhood or something. billy billy ha ha or were you name after a goat

now that's being a bitch

No, chelsea is right. I admit I married the money because I'm all lazy and shit. But, once I had some, I dumped my broke ass family.

The whole giving me life and giving me clothes and shelter excuse is so, blah. I can't be dragged down by their petty bourgeoisie asses.

I think it's being juvenile

yep…I was right… Chelsea's parents hate her guts….although I can't think why…she seems such a sweet delusional child..

Chelsea's parents probably pay her to not come home because she says things like "billy billy ha ha"

spoken like a true mother yourmom. i'm sure your kids hate you to. now i know what m fer means

they could not pay for my coffee

good for you juju

jujubees I knew you were smart

(I'm not actually a mother…unless you count my puppy, but he gives unconditional love because I feed him on the regular)

hey JuJubees…looks like you found a new friend….reminds me of Michael Jackson and Ben..
…."I'm sure you'll think again
When you've got a friend like Ben(Chelsea)"
Ahhh …ain't it sweet

I need to trade the kids in for puppies. Can you train them to walk to starbucks?

Until Ben bites you and gives you the rabies. I hope chelsea doesn't bite me. It's ok because I have chicken soup and it cures all things. So said, Tom Cruise.

I have room for you in my family chelsea. Especially since you are rich. I promise I won't ask for much.

You can train them to do just about anything. But even better than a puppy, juju, would be a helper monkey. Legit, there's a place near me that trains helper monkeys but I didn't know about them until after I had gotten my puppy.

billy your the loser no money nolooks no friends pot belly bald. I stand corrected you have a friend in denis( JAMES-BOSTON) TWO LOSERS make a dasiy chain
.

why thank you queen but I'm not rich I just make a good living. I can do what I want when I want

Jesus Chelsea. After complaining about personal attacks yesterday, you sure are slinging them today.

Anyhow, if Amy dies, her husband will probably get the money. Unless England is different? Anyone know about English intestacy laws? Becuase you know Amy doesn't have a will. In more ways than one.

LIGHTBULB, change helper to, coffee/beer getters. We can train them to do all the crap work so nobody has to lock their kids/foreign maids in the basement. It's the perfect solution and you'll never end up in court over silly imprisonment charges.

My children and my puppy love me loads….thats more than enough for a hansome,slim, long haired loser like me. You see Chelsea….money cant buy my love.

LISA SHOULD I JUST TAKE IT AND SAY THANK SO MUCH?
read the whole link I don't start these things .

AT LEAST YOU AMITTED YOU ARE A LOSER.

Lisa: Chelsea is not English…she is just Childish

My cat thinks I'm awesome, but that lazy bastard still won't bring me home coffee or beer. Lazy. Where do we get these trained monkeys?

Fighting online is like the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarted.

I did read it. Billy said maybe your parents don't like you. That has to do with how you see Amy/her parents relationship. You countered by making fun of his name. Nothing to do with Amy. Anyways, my point was that yesterday with James, you were saying that he just called names because he didn't have a point. As if you don't attack people like that. Here is proof you do.

Also, my dad's family calls him Billy. So really, fuck you.

Can you be retarted if you were never a tart? I'm just sayin'…

you don't want trained monkeys, they throw poo at you. true story.

deimos, those monkeys are improperly trained. If they throw poo at you, you just throw some right back. Sooner or later, they will realize they will always lose.

Anyone remember the Bathroom Monkey SNL skit? Monkey hate clean!

I am retarted! Oh la la!

but monkeys love poo so they'd be happy if you threw it back. have you ever been to the zoo, poo eating and flinging galore. i'm just going to get another dog and train it to open the fridge and bring me a beer like my old dog did.

Oh my god, I'm sending my cat to the Deimos School of Pet Haberdasherizing, Accessorizing and Re-Educationalizing. Can you train him to tie my shoes too?

I see lisa. look saying your parents don't like you is not attack? billy georgie
jimmy stevey and so on are chilrens names.
making fun of people is not the same as calling them names. I can appriciate smart ass remarks. name calling is a sign that your losing control.

the only thing i've been able to train my cats to do is walk like people, those bastards are stubborn. i miss my dog.

OH NO SHE DI-IINT!

(i've decided to respond to all outrages, whether by felch-sea or others, just like that from now on. why waste my time arguing with a mexican hooker, i say?)

what's your cats names? mine is skeetel…and he's olllllld…i've had him since i was 9 so i don't know if he can go to deimos' elitist little cat school. they probably discriminate against the elderly.

Lisa: just humour Chelsey and say .yes…she still won't get it.

The only thing I've been able to train my cat to do is not to shit on the floor. I guess I should be grateful for the little things.

there's my point lisa

i have 4 cats, bella (3years old), zander (4 years), anabell (7 years), and my newest bug(8 years). i was happy with 3 but my husbands boss was going to put bug to sleep because he didn't want her anymore and i couldn't let that happen.

J_b, my cat's name is kirby. He's 6 years old, and dumb as rocks. But very cuddly.

2 cats 4 dogs 3 turtles

not to worry janice, i'm sure he's smarter than felch-sea, the hooker from down under (under men's balls.) deimos, i can't believe people would just put cats or dogs to sleep because they don't want them…what a fucking bastard. i hope your husband's boss' nuts fall off.

if we're discussing our cats, we're definitely hags. this confirms it.

good for you janice

so whats your advice lisa

i know james, i was so mad. to top things off he just went a bought a $1,200 bulldog. i'm counting the days until he gets tired of it and murders it because it no longer amuses him.

1) I never said it wasn't an attack. I was saying that you are doing exactly what you complained of others doing yesterday. Specifically calling Billy bald and pot bellied. You pretty much called yourmom a motherfucker. Same as calling someone a whore, as far as name calling goes. Which you complained about yesterday.

2) You said your parents and you are distanced. It is not just name- calling, then to say that maybe your parents just don't like you (as opposed to being jealous).

3) Billy etc. is used for children and also a sign of affection. Guillermito. No pienso que una persona que habla ingles como una lengua secondaria me ensenga nada de nombres en ingles.

people like him are sick deimos. though it's too bad you can't put chelsea, er, felch-sea to sleep, for the good of humanity. i hope she's at least spayed.

Thank you chelsea. It is good for me.

j_b, the circle of hag is complete.

Also, agreed, I want to smother whoever treats animals like toys and just gets rid of them when they become inconvenient. Smother them with kills to the face with a skillet.

chelsea: Sometimes being realistic about the state of your child's life is the best thing you can do for them. All too often parents ignore their children's problems until something devastating forces them to see things as they are. When your mother says "Straighten your shit up or you're going to end up dead by your own hand within the next year" it's usually a pretty strong indicator that you do, indeed, need to straighten your shit up. I doubt very seriously that it's easy to watch your child do this to themselves.

My step-brother died of a cocaine overdose and had had a cocaine problem since he was 16. He snorted away a car, a business our grandfather left him, and ultimately his life and in my opinion our parents were as much at fault as he was. My step-mother sat and pretended it wasn't happening and my father pretended it wasn't his place to interfere in her child's life, and that it should be between them. Maybe, hopefully, her mom saying things like this to the press will snap her out of it, but at least they acknowledge their daughter has a serious problem.

On a different note, her mother wouldn't get her royalties. They would go to Blake as he's her legal next of kin. Also, sorry for making this personal, but having lived with someone with a similarly self-destructive nature I felt I had some perspective, possiblu.

Mi consejo? No hace lo que no le gusta en otras. Simplemente. Tenia sympatia ayer, pero ahora, no mas.

i'll bet even felch-sea's cats hate her.

OH NO I DI-IINT!

I hear you lily and I'm sorry for your loss.

LILY I follow Amys life pretty close and I don't beleive her mother is concerned that much for Amys best interest

HER FATHER ON THE OTHER HAND IT WILL KILL HIM IF SOME HAPPENS TO AMY

Due to the intricate nature of mother/daughter relationships, I find it difficult to believe that someone who observes from afar can have any inkling of an idea as to what a mother is thinking or feeling about her daughter's quickly dissolving life. But perhaps I'm wrong and you know the Winehouses more intimately than I suspect.

I had a dog named Chelsea…sadly I had to have her put down….the mad bitch had rabies

EVERY DAY THERE IS QUOTES on/in web sites. news papers, taboids, I get emails , I HAVE A PAID SERVICE with info, you get a pattern,.
know know (NO) A GOOD IDEA(YES)-

lily, i'm sorry for your loss too. i think a lot of people are in the same boat and don't know how to handle it either so don't judge yourself or your family harshly (my dad loved to drink and he eventually came down with alzheimer's and passed away, relatively young and while they can't prove that that's what caused it, my mom who's a nurse and i both believed it at least contributed.) people often kill themselves, sometimes slowly, sometimes quickly, depending on their poison of choice.

I SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS JAMES ALSO

hmmmm. i used to think felch-sea didn't speak english well and that's why she never made any sense but i'm thinking she's retarded after that last outburst. maybe we she be nice to her. and someone please buy her a helmet so she doesnt' hurt herself.

great…now i look like an ass!

Awkward!

I thought you homo-gays liked ass? >;)

I think deimos' cat, zander, is really a vampire. I have no cats so will I be banished from the circle of hagdom?

of the bubble-butt kind, not the donkey. "awkward!" said it all…

oh ju…you and your bedazzled vajay-jay are the hags-in-chief. but you will have to go get a cat.

juju, i have no cats either…but i have candles and i heard candles are the new cats.

Candles can be cats, but only if you call them your babies and try to make them drink milk.

Gimme that donkey butt and them big ol legs, I ain't to proud to beg. Ain't no shame in this game.

Yeah, I'm all allergic and squidge. And naked cats aren't as cute as naked mole rats.

zander is not a vampire but he is a queen. that cat is gayer than james.

I will be happy to share my cat with juju and mom. His name is Homer. He's out of cat food and the litter box needs cleaned.

My cat has been asleep for 16 hours. No, he's not dead. Just lazy.

awwww. my cat's straight, unfortunately. when i lived at home i used to let him out and he would jump on every female cat that wondered into our yard, even though he's fixed (at least i think they were female cats.) i guess the mind's still willing. and i hope you bedazzle and sparkle everything for zander…us queens are fussy.

My puppy, Roscoe, is gayer than the day is long, but what do you expect when he lives in a house with four women?

and janice, they all sleep most of the day away. some cats are only awake 4-6 hours a day. if they don't sleep all dsy, something is wrong.

i put a purple bedazzled collar on him but my husband gets mad and takes it off all the time. i told him to stop supressing zander's sexuality.

"all day". see what happens when i don't get my 16 hours of sleep?

I don't know… this one is more maniacally sleepy than my old kitties. And he's still a youngun, so he should have more energy than my previous geriatric kitties. Although this kitty can't go outside, and the others could, so maybe that's it.

"deimos says:
i put a purple bedazzled collar on him but my husband gets mad and takes it off all the time. i told him to stop supressing zander’s sexuality."

pffft. men!

Homer doesn't want to be gay but the beagles are. They're lots bigger so Homer doesn't have much choice.

I want Janices' cat. I think that cat is probably a genius. Janice does all the work and the cat just lays there laughing at her. "Look at her getting me my vittles".

Juju, I'm afraid maybe that's the truth. He plays stupid so well, but he literally has me at his beck and call. Manipulative little muffin, my ex-boyfriend wouldn't move the cat when he was taking up 2/3 of the bed. I kind of don't like to either. He's so fluffy. Oh, where are his vittles?

i think we're all at their beck and call janice. but i'll bet zander! (he needs an exclamation point after his name) doesn't abuse you the way mine does. if i'm stroking skeetel wrong, or not fast enough, he actually bitch-slaps me. seriously. thankfully though he usually doesn't use his claws, just his paws. he also bitch-slaps me to wake me up in the morning. really, when i think about it, i'm in an abusive relationship.

I've got you all beat. I've got 11 cats and one kitten. They're the best. Like dogs really. Love them!

zander does not hit but he does tap me on the shoulder when he thinks he should be getting pet. he also brings up his paper ball cat toy in his mouth when he wants to pplay fetch. i love my mr. fluferkins.

Good lord James, never keep a pussy waiting.

I have 2 cats, 1 male 1 female brother & sister named Sam & Ella. The people I got them from wanted them to stay together (sweet thought)so I took them both. They hate each others guts. I'm pretty sure Sam tried to give it to Ella before they were fixed. Oh and Janice mine sleep all damn day every day.

Ooh, kitty talk. I have three: Chinook, Hershey, and Cinnamon. They will be 12 this year, and they are my horribly lazy, spoiled brats. The best thing I ever did was have my youngest daughter- she chases them and actually makes them move more than 3 times a day, the lazy bastards.

i have set a picture of zander and i as my default pic on myspace. just click on my name and you can see my gay kitty.

I want more kitties. More kitties=more snuggles. But Kirby would not have it, and he makes the decisions in this house.

LOL ju…apparently pussy lashes out when it doesn't get it's way. respect the pussy!

good god…i gotta go get some work done.

work is for non-hags james.

wow..that's one gay pussy janice. he should definitely be at the next gay pride event in your city in leather chaps and a hat.

Anyone who doesn't like cats but is feeling jealous of all the cat talk - just get a pug. My pug Kiya thinks it is a cat. She is about the most lazy dog you will ever meet and licks herself (and others)like a cat when she isn't sleeping. She also sleeps atop the couch like a cat might do.
But then again I have never really been around a cat to know what they do. Cats don't like me. True story.

j_b, he already has one black nut and little black boots, built into the fur. He's already at least, like, halfway there.

awww deimos… what a cutie patootie. And BIG. Homeslice is just a little feller. It's no wonder the dogs have made him their bitch.

yeah, zander is a maine coon we rescued. all of our kitties a rescue kitties. he's actually very small for his breed.

it's too bad homeslice isn't female, the dogs and him could make some sort of catdog…that would be awesome. and no, not the one from the cartoon! i always wondered how catdog took a shit…do they shit out of eachother's mouths?

In honor of Janice and her cat. Por vous.

I like black cats and I can not lie
You other pussy's can't deny
That when cat walks in with whiskers on his face
And black boots and chaps
You get sprung (meow)

Weirdest mental image of Kirby in a Sir Mixalot video wearing chaps and booties. I love it, juju. Love. It.

Deimos, your cat is adorable. My cat is also of the gigantic persuasion, but yours, I think, is even bigger! He's a cutie pie.

Yay, I'll work on the remix.

thank you. it's funny because he's so big but he gets pushed around by my midget cat bella. she's 3 years old but doesn't look a day over 6 months.

I wondered about that too, deimos, but not until my daughter posed the question. I'm usually pretty good at thinking on my feet and coming up with a semi-plausible response. On that one I had bupkis!

Homer is the daughter's cat and is a real sweetie. I try to tell people she named him after The Odessy's Homer but truth be told, it was Homer Simpson. When a friend called us about taking in an abused beagle pup that had been rescued we were hesitant about adding another critter to the house… until she told us his name was Bart. How could we not?

I'm sure this is off topic, but I started reading the top, played guess what the moron said through the middle, picked up the big paragraphs and came to the end with a conclusion/statement:

I can't believe you guys still talk to Chelsea like she is an adult, with a real job, and money that isn't called allowance. She doesn't have to "go" to her parents house because she's already THERE. Honestly, what adult needs to spell check "family," and says things like, "i beleive a taxi driver makes more money than you billy . BUT NOT ME. NOT EVEN CLOSE.
a grown man with a name like billy . lost childhood or something. billy billy ha ha or were you name after a goat"

A goat? Really? And then, to follow it up with, "now that's being a bitch." REALLY? To a 2nd grader maybe…but to an adult? Come on now…really. She probably sits next to Denise15 in Science.

I'm sure this is off topic, but I started reading the top, played guess what the moron said through the middle, picked up the big paragraphs and came to the end with a conclusion/statement:

I can't believe you guys still talk to Chelsea like she is an adult, with a real job, and money that isn't called allowance. She doesn't have to "go" to her parents house because she's already THERE. Honestly, what adult needs to spell check "family," and says things like, "i beleive a taxi driver makes more money than you billy . BUT NOT ME. NOT EVEN CLOSE.
a grown man with a name like billy . lost childhood or something. billy billy ha ha or were you name after a goat"

A goat? Really? And then, to follow it up with, "now that's being a bitch." REALLY? To a 2nd grader maybe…but to an adult? Come on now…really. She probably sits next to Denise15 in Science.

yeah, i just skimmed up, that definitely wasn't about cats. and I dunno why it double posted…

As far as I know, she's from Costa Rica, so until my Spanish spelling and grammar improves, I can't say much about her English. They're on about the same level, which I think is pretty decent for a second or third language.

aa… English is her 2nd language. Her English is about 50 times better than my Spanish (although I was proud that I could comprehend Lisa's posts without resorting to Babblefish.) Chels, unlike Denise, does actually make valid points from time-to-time and can be rather witty. It seems to me like her blind spot is Winehouse and if you disagree with her on that topic, that's when it goes down hill. I don't like all the name calling that goes back and forth but not much that can be done there.

some times I say nothing and some people go on and on. and I know they are baiting me but someTIMES I can't help my self from responding. WINEHOUSE is my weak point. but there is nothing clever about
saying whore pig cock sucker and so on. but let me say one word of name calling and all hell breaks out double stander I think so . ps. I'm not feeling sorry for my self

I like chelsea on anything not having to do with cracky winehouse. Crack, crack, cricketty, crack. If you something, something, something, never comeback. It's still a work in progress. I'm all about the songs today.

this post will more than likey start some name calling.

I AM A ADULT . I HAVE MY OWN HOUSE .,I HAVE a good income , I travel, this might not be your idea of who I am. BUT THAT DOES NOT CHANGE anything. spell poorly type very bad. and thats why I'm here practes.(spell)

Chelsea… is Moda Peligrosa your store or do you work there? I want the shoes in pic #4 in the zapatos galeria!

its my store what size

i like chelsea alot actually, she stands her ground. i might give her a little hell on the whinehouse front but that's only because i hate to see people idolize people that are self-destructive.

I have size 6,7,8, left

size 10 US (yes I have gigantor Paris Hilton feet)

How much in US $$ and can I order online? I have a feeling they'll be out of my price-range but I need to know.

Thanks!

dammit

No one ever has cool shoes in my size.

Chelsea @131, I hope you weren't talking about my critizism regarding name calling. The ONLY reason I brought it up is because you were so against it before. If j_b had complained about it and then called you a pig whore fucker, I would have said the same to him.

Dang, SM! Me too! Well, sometimes 9.5. The bitch of it all is that I am only 5'5".

THE BRAND IS PLEASER THE WEB SITE WITH there line is http://www.pleaserusa.com they will be alot cheaper in the U.S. BUT FOR RETAIL sites type in just the words pleaser shoes. there is alot of sites . here they are about $100 but we have high import tax

I'm only 5' 3"!

It's the stupid tits. My feet have to be big so I don't tip forward all the damn time.

Thanks Chels… I'll go check that out.

AND I thought of how to justify buying them. Since the office is closing in March (hence the budget) and I have to go on interviews again, I need a pair of striking, professional heels to go with my interview suit. Ta da!

I WAS WORE DOWN LISA and i find them two very
very. not to start it up again.

Alrighty hags…. the shoes are amazing AND some styles go all the way up to 14 (for those of you with cross dressing friends!)

when some says some about me or anyone else that is clever postive or negative , I like that, they put some though into it. but to just rattle off names. what's that all about. and I think most people on this site do put though into it.

someone/ somethings

those shoes are amazing! my husband is going to hate you for showing me that site chelsea.

why should he be any diferrent(spelling)

I'm outta here hags. Going home and bundling up for the nasty weather. Have a pleasant and restful evening.

chelsea, I understand being worn down. Hell, everyone has an off day. I was just surprised, is all. Anyhow, if you come here to practice english, can I practice my spanish on you? I am so rusty!

SM: I too am top heavy. With no ass. And big feet. I blame my mom.

different from who chelsea? i like you.

also look up legs ave http://www.legavenue.com that make you husband happy deimos

just a joke

Dei: I think she is talking about j_b being a name-caller and eveyone else not.

Although I wonder if some of j_b's humor is lost in translation?

I LOVED a little gem that chelsea threw out there today. If I could needlepoint, I'd put it on a pillow.

"I can appreciate smart ass remarks. Name calling is a sign that you're losing control."

She'll always be a hag to me. (in keeping with the song theme today)

QC: but what is someone is a slutty asshole? Like Paris, for example.

Someone like that makes you lose control and call them names. :-) It's not a bad thing to lose control. Sometimes it can be fun.

I guess what I was getting at was she is slutty and an asshole. Like what if the name calling is TRUE?

I bust my ass to make a deadline only to find I've missed all the fun, AND I still haven't met the deadline. Oh well, maybe after another all-nighter I can come play again. Yes, I am feeling just a tiny bit sorry for myself, but it's only because I am missing hag action for the world's most demanding client.

The world's most demanding client, how did they get over to you so quickly? They just left here! :-)

Good luck Lily.

Oh, now I get it Lisa. Well, I haven't thought this through very carefully. And, I already have used a sharpie to write that nugget into a pillow.

Sorry Lils, we missed you today. Hot Hag Action was just a little less hot. Sadness.

QC: then it must be cross hatched. Thems the rules, I guess. And, of course, once it is on a pillow, it is true. So, nevermind what I said.

Calling Paris a slutty asshole isn't calling her names; it's using appropriate adjectives.

btw, I have a fulsom set of funbags and big feet too. I think all this time we were wrong about the actual correlation to big feet.

OK, really back to work now. I think I need to send this guy to Lisa(#1) for a lesson in submission.

"fulsome"

Just slap him in the face with your titties and call him a maggot. That always works for me!

I've said it before, and I'll say it again.

I want Lisa(#1) to be my attorney when I get into anymore legal issues.

I have never seen anyone who can do what she does.

You all just saw me "roll over and show my belly",
"wave the white flag", do the "free catch signal"?
Pick your metaphor.

Lisa, your colleages are lucky to have you on their team.

One more comment,and I am going to bed. I had the need to hire an attorney. I hire one who had a good record in the area that I was involved in.

He did have that gift of using words and manuvering the words beautifully. I saw him in the court room in action as part of my research.

But, as I worked with him, he was like a few of my exhusbands with the ego thing. I realized that he saw himself as the head, and I was going to have to be the neck that turns the head.

He couldn't see the holes in the other sides case. I'd have to point them out. In a nice way. And I felt like, why do I have to do this footwork, when I am paying this man $300 per hour.

Lisa has the ability to see the holes, and has the gift of the words. I haven't seen anyone slip anything by Lisa(#1) in all the time that I have been here. And I lurked before I started commenting.

I think that is a very admirable skill set. One that I need on my team.

Sweet sugary jesus, I missed a whole lot today.

Chelsea came out firing, as I expected she would, then some pretty hilarious name calling ensued. Then j_b came in with a self-"oh no i di'int", which really? hilarious. Then it turned to cats, then y'all went all oprah and dr. phil on me with the end result being chelsea's entrance into the circle of hag.

personally, chelsea won me over a couple weeks ago when she responded to j_b and i my grammar fascism with "how about english as a second language, tonto."

touche. or whatever touche is in spanish.

Awww shucks, I'm all flattered and whatnot. I have the QC seal of approval!