Lives of Whimsy
Like a Wizard of Oz cast member in Bizarro World, Anna Wintour has spent its whole life making itself into a cold tin shell with a high heel where its heart should be, so it can't feel love. But if it could, according to the New York Post, it would feel it for Gerard Butler: "'She thinks he's amazing,' a source said. 'She talks about him all the time.'"
Oooooooh! If this is true, it means that the Wintour is so totally over its summertime crush on sunken-eyed tennis pro Roger Federer. Butler needs to hurry and trade a joint-oiling session for some Vogue coverage before Wintour Number Five's eye wanders again.
Related: Isn't "amazing" overused?
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"Like a Wizard of Oz cast member in Bizarro World, Anna Wintour has spent its whole life making itself into a cold tin shell with a high heel where its heart should be, so it can't feel love."
If there were commies for posts, this would be a shoo in. shoe in. something, anyway, it's brilliant - totally sugar glider.
He IS amazing.
amazing and RANDOM are insanely overused!
random makes me want to put a bullet in my brain everytime i hear it.
i loved him in ps i love you. he was so adorable.
boomboomboom - that was so bad at my college that the school newspaper published articles about it. people wondered if random was a word that originated on our campus and was some sort of social brainwashing we had going on.
Again, if only women used his sperm to make babies. The world would be at least half more beautiful, LARGE, and dreamy. He is SUPERIOR looking. If men like this numbered 200 million and could act nice and be relational. Women would be content, sexually fulfilled and in no way able to complain.
I hope they become a couple so we can call them But-tour.
please, never criticize roger, the love of my life