Mistaken Identities
"He's a very attractive man," Rachel Bilson and says of rumored boyfriend Hayden Christensen in the latest issue of Seventeen magazine. And he is – albeit a little twinkish – but he's not Ryan Reynolds. Should Christensen be offended? Reynolds? Both?
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Considering Hayden Christensen RUINED Darth Vader for me, if I were Ryan Reynolds, I'd be pissed.
Reynolds and his frankenforehead should be angry. He's not even remotely Reynolds'ish. And, I would have tried to date Hayden in high school. Need I say more.
I think Rachel Bilson is cute and all, but her teeth kind of freak me out.
Uh.. twinkish? I wonder about you, Cord.
A twink is a young gay pup who want old cock, right? Ya, he's totally a twink.
Manbearpig," I've got you now, you son of a bitch!!"
Excelsior!
Seriously, when I see Hayden, all I can think is "I bet juju went to prom with him."
If I would have put him on my wall, you know he wasn't into the ladies. I give to you my wall of pre- teen love.
Boy George
George Michael
Michael Jackson
Jr. High was a confusing time for me.
It doesn't matter - they are all dead inside anyways.