Ooooooh, SNAP. (To the headline). I seem to be forming some sort of Oooooooh, SNAP, addiction. It is because I am FIERCE!

Its ok seyour we've all got our addictions. My latest is "fringe".

What the story doesn't say is that he raped her while she was in the Bahamas and he was in New York. Sorry for the rape joke, I couldn't help it!

Geez, this and the FBI came in and took 2million dollars from David Copperfield–What is NEXT for this guy?!

i guess now that everyone knows what copperfield is like, i can come out and admit he also raped me. now can i have some money?

j_b: you know your affair with Copperfield was consensual. A consensual hate fuck, but consensual none the less. Stop frontin.

I always keep my millions in my flour jar.

no lisa…that consensual hate-fuck i told you about was with cord, joe francis and pete doherty. now that was a hot nightmare. this copperfield thing is a money making venture so stop crapping on my gravy train. now, i know some of you here must be lawyers…let's go!

My bad. Can I be your number one hag once you get paid?

I always thought he was gay. Even when he was dating Claudia Shiffer. juju, can I borrow your flour jar? I'm um, baking cookies.

soon as i get a gloria allerd to represent me and we appear on nancy grace and he settles out of court with me, you can hold my dough lisa ;)

I wonder what his next "trick" will be?