Senseless Play

Well, this is different:

Young starlets starving themselves isn’t uncommon in Hollywood, but grown men doing it is a little strange. Woody Harrelson plans on going to a remote island for forty days and starving himself. And he’s not even doing it for a movie role. He just wants to see how it affects his brain.

Woody says, “I know it’s going to be really hard. But can you imagine it? Eating nothing for 40 days?”

Now imagine how hard it’s going for Woody to not eat for 40 days while also taking bong rips the size of watermelons every hour on the hour.

May 28, 2008 · posted by andrew · Link · 14 Responses
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Comments (14)

No. 1 stopthemadness says:

i guess starving yourself at home just isn’t cool anymore.

Posted: May 28, 2008 at 6:12 pm
No. 2 blah says:

Um, does he realize he could very well die? I wonder how that affects your brain? If nothing else, it causes your hair to fall out - a fact that Woody should weigh heavily.

Posted: May 28, 2008 at 7:59 pm
No. 3 cooter jean says:

Does he need a friend? I’m pretty good at stuffing munchies in my purse. And what about beer? Can I bring a few cases?

Posted: May 28, 2008 at 8:01 pm
No. 4 sissy says:

What a ^%$&$%$ man!! The magazine WEALTHY GOSSIP reported he joined the rich men seeking sugar babies site !!!.Sugar mingle. c o m and he is mentioned to find his sugar girl there! the magazine foolx he?? or fools us.

Posted: May 28, 2008 at 8:02 pm
No. 5 stopthemadness says:

sugar mingle. *eyeroll* jesus h. bathrooms.

Posted: May 28, 2008 at 8:34 pm
No. 6 stopthemadness says:

cooter, i don’t know if woody needs a friend, but i do! bring those munchies and beer to my house.

see you soon.

Posted: May 28, 2008 at 8:34 pm
No. 7 queencrone says:

Oh my good lord!! This has been done before.

Jesus in the wilderness for 40 days and nights.

And now we call it Lent. And we give up something and eat fish until Easter to commemorate it.

Woody is a copy catter.

Posted: May 28, 2008 at 9:34 pm
No. 8 pp says:

I’ve never dated a butterfly! OMG sounds like a fantASStic site!

Posted: May 29, 2008 at 7:55 am
No. 9 tlatzoteotl says:

There’s nothing wrong with fasting for 40 days as long as he stays well-hydrated and knows enough to not smoke, either. An island’s not exactly the best place to do it, since he’d be far from a doctor and blood tests, but it’s really a very healthy practice all in all. Husband does a yearly fast for about 10 days and it clears up his psoriasis until he lapses back into a bad diet (not his fault - we’re poor and it’s hard to eat healthy all the time).

Posted: May 29, 2008 at 8:14 am
No. 10 admittedlyaddicted says:

see where going to church on Sunday gets you QC? Without your faithful attendance, you wouldn’t have been able to share that. See you at 8am…

Posted: May 29, 2008 at 9:15 am
No. 11 Tayo says:

Don’t know about you, but I’m totally going to subscribe to WEALTHY GOSSIP magazine.

Posted: May 29, 2008 at 9:58 am
No. 12 Keeblerkahn says:

“Sugar mingle. c o m and he is mentioned to find his sugar girl there!”

I dated a sugar girl once. It was going great, we were talking about getting married. Sure I got type two diabetes from her but that is the price you pay for love. Fate it seems was not on our side. We got caught in a sudden thunder storm and she melted. It was tragic. Before she died she made me promise to find love again but it’s hard to go on once you have seen your soul mate reduced to consistency of a spilled slushy.

Posted: May 29, 2008 at 12:17 pm
No. 13 cooter jean says:


Posted: May 29, 2008 at 12:38 pm
No. 14 queencrone says:

admittedlyaddicted: See, I always manage to sabotage myself!

Posted: May 29, 2008 at 3:08 pm
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