Inapt Analogies

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See, smokers? Cigarettes are like 9/11. Every time you smoke, you're being a terrorist. No, we have no idea how the two are similar, but when did controversial imagery stop being a strong case for and against things? So, thanks a lot, you bastards.

Fun fact: More than one rabid, unthinking ad agency thought this would be a good idea.

Mar 3, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 74 Responses
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  • Comments (74)

    No. 1 deimos says:

    stupid fucking assholes. now i need a smoke.

    Posted: Mar 3, 2008 at 4:16 pm
    No. 2 Sugar Magnolia says:

    How twisted is that?

    Posted: Mar 3, 2008 at 4:20 pm
    No. 3 deimos says:

    what? that non-smoking campains make me want to smoke even more? pretty twisted. maybe if they weren't such douches about the way they try to get people to stop smoking i would listen.

    Posted: Mar 3, 2008 at 4:23 pm
    No. 4 Andrea says:

    Yes okay cigarette smoking kills more people than terrorism, but really! This is just tasteless.

    Posted: Mar 3, 2008 at 4:24 pm
    No. 5 Lily the Pink says:

    What I want to know is, how many smokers have been killed by terrorists?

    Also, aren't terrorism and fear mongering basically different ends of the same scale?

    Posted: Mar 3, 2008 at 4:24 pm
    No. 6 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

    I gonna start smoking and then "I'm gonna kill my dog," just so I can piss these assholes and PETA off at the same time.

    Posted: Mar 3, 2008 at 4:24 pm
    No. 7 deimos says:

    i like the way you think bb&b.

    Posted: Mar 3, 2008 at 4:25 pm
    No. 8 Lily the Pink says:

    bedbugs: Just teach your dog to smoke, that'll do it.

    Posted: Mar 3, 2008 at 4:31 pm
    No. 9 jujubees says:

    I don't know which idea I like better. BB&B or Lily. I don't have any dogs but do have a 3 year old, hmmm? I could teach the 3 year old but it really wouldn't help me to piss off Peta since they hate humans. How many annoying activist groups can we piss off at one time? Think about it will I go buy some cigarettes and a puppy.

    Posted: Mar 3, 2008 at 4:41 pm
    No. 10 Kitchy says:

    Anti-smoking ads should make me want to start smoking again. Like a pack a day.

    Posted: Mar 3, 2008 at 4:44 pm
    No. 11 Kitchy says:

    Leave out one little word and the whole post changes meaning.

    Anti-smoking ads should NOT make me want to start smoking again.

    Posted: Mar 3, 2008 at 4:44 pm
    No. 12 jujubees says:

    Yes, kitchy, I do see what you mean. Post 10 would get you a group of judgey non smokers all pretending to be dead from smoking on your front lawn. Post 11 would probably get you some kind of award.

    Posted: Mar 3, 2008 at 4:49 pm
    No. 13 Helen Skor says:

    Hmmm . . . now I'm thinking about it, and this is what I came up with: give a carton of cigarettes and a chicken to every gay, starving child in some under-developed African country, so that way you can piss of PETA, anti-smokers, homophobes, racists,and the NAACP all at once.

    Posted: Mar 3, 2008 at 5:04 pm
    No. 14 mae says:

    Anti-smoking ads usually have that affect on me. I always seem to light up when one comes on as my own person "Take that, jerks!" But I'm out of smokes right now. Rest assured in 20 minutes I will review this post and light up.

    Posted: Mar 3, 2008 at 5:06 pm
    No. 15 mae says:

    Don't forget giving a carton of smokes and a meatloaf out to every woman who exits an abortion clinic.

    Posted: Mar 3, 2008 at 5:08 pm
    No. 16 What? says:

    Maybe I forgot to take my indignation pill this morning, but… maybe the ad is meant to correlate terrorists with "big tobacco", in terms of causing deaths? I don't have a problem with the ad. Also, it's inept, not inapt.

    Posted: Mar 3, 2008 at 5:11 pm
    No. 17 Eyes of Green says:

    Helen - that would piss off vegetarians also, don't forget!

    Posted: Mar 3, 2008 at 5:23 pm
    No. 18 Danielle says:

    Regardless of the RIDICULOUS comparison to terrorism, those are just really insensitive images. Think about driving down the street and seeing that on a bilboard (in NY or not). Whoever greenlit that idea should be fired asap.

    Posted: Mar 3, 2008 at 5:25 pm
    No. 19 emily8miller says:

    um, Cord, I'm pretty sure those are just depicting smokestacks. Why do you always blow everything out of proportion? I love how everyone jumps on the bandwagon too.

    Posted: Mar 3, 2008 at 5:28 pm
    No. 20 deimos says:

    read the text at the bottom of the picture emily.

    Posted: Mar 3, 2008 at 5:34 pm
    No. 21 joined says:

    It's inapt, not inept.

    And even if one agrees with the statistic, the ad displays a remarkable lack of subtlety and sensitivity.

    Posted: Mar 3, 2008 at 5:49 pm
    No. 22 Jeebus says:

    Bring back the fun gossip. This is seriously harshing my mellow (or is it mallow?).

    Posted: Mar 3, 2008 at 5:53 pm
    No. 23 Kitchy says:

    Yeah they're just depicting smokestacks. It's not at all a 9/11 reference, regardless of what the text on the ad sasy.

    Posted: Mar 3, 2008 at 5:56 pm
    No. 24 Kitchy says:

    Or says even. Smoking makes me type badly.

    Posted: Mar 3, 2008 at 5:57 pm
    No. 25 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

    Maybe I'll just buy my dog a fur coat. Then I'll get her one of those long, 1940's cigarette holders So she can look all posh and sophisticated and whatnot. I'll feed her steak tartar for dinner every night.

    Posted: Mar 3, 2008 at 5:57 pm
    No. 26 Kitchy says:

    And yes, it's inapt.

    Posted: Mar 3, 2008 at 5:58 pm
    No. 27 lala says:

    actually, i DO recall watching from my roof and thinking they DID look like cigarettes burning.
    luckily my feelings are so numbed by the media, i am not offended.

    Posted: Mar 3, 2008 at 5:58 pm
    No. 28 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

    And… Emily completely missed the action; or the bandwagon, so to speak.

    Posted: Mar 3, 2008 at 5:59 pm
    No. 29 Curly says:

    seems it could go either way.

    inept - : not suitable to the time, place, or occasion : inappropriate often to an absurd degree

    inapt - : not apt: a: not suitable b: inept

    Posted: Mar 3, 2008 at 6:00 pm
    No. 30 Kitchy says:

    Screw the bandwagon, I want Commies.

    Posted: Mar 3, 2008 at 6:00 pm
    No. 31 Kitchy says:

    Yes, Curly. The point is that telling Cord that inept is the correct word is wrong. There's no need to correct the word he used.

    Posted: Mar 3, 2008 at 6:01 pm
    No. 32 Curly says:

    Um, sweetheart, I was saying that BOTH sides are right. Take a drag on your cigarette and chill out.

    Posted: Mar 3, 2008 at 6:04 pm
    No. 33 Kitchy says:

    Ok nevermind, you missed the point. *lol*

    Posted: Mar 3, 2008 at 6:06 pm
    No. 34 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

    Kitchy, Curly called you sweetheart. I think he/she is in love with you.

    Posted: Mar 3, 2008 at 6:08 pm
    No. 35 ilnazhad says:

    You got this all wrong, my sweet… This is a French advertisement in support of the official commission tightening anti-smoking laws.
    Stop smoking, government saves on health insurance. Bomb Twin Towers, government saves on building maintenance. Similar!!

    Posted: Mar 3, 2008 at 6:33 pm
    No. 36 Be Adequite says:

    "unthinking ad agency"…sounds like an oxymoron to me. And yeah, in this case, I think it's inept.

    Happy Monday ladies :-)

    Posted: Mar 3, 2008 at 6:34 pm
    No. 37 evil twin says:

    Curly, Kitchy is NOT your sweetheart, she is mine. So there.

    Hi hags!

    Posted: Mar 3, 2008 at 6:37 pm
    No. 38 Be Adequite says:

    ETWIN how the hell you been? Long time no talk.

    Posted: Mar 3, 2008 at 6:43 pm
    No. 39 evil twin says:

    Yo, Be A! I've been recovering from the flu for the last month. It must be because I am a wretched smoker.

    What's up with you?

    Posted: Mar 3, 2008 at 6:48 pm
    No. 40 jujubees says:

    We need an ad pointing out that cigarettes kill more people than the flu. I have no idea if that's true or not. Just so long as we can find some pictures of the flu killing people while smoking.

    Posted: Mar 3, 2008 at 6:55 pm
    No. 41 Be Adequite says:

    Can we get some pics of people throwing up too Juju?

    ET I am good, busy with work and staying out of rehab (again) ….Dina keeps me busy ya know

    Posted: Mar 3, 2008 at 6:58 pm
    No. 42 evil twin says:

    Whatever she says, DO NOT appear on that tacky-ass reality she has coming up on E!

    Posted: Mar 3, 2008 at 7:02 pm
    No. 43 Kitchy says:

    The flu kills people while smoking? I didn't know the flu smoked.

    Posted: Mar 3, 2008 at 7:03 pm
    No. 44 Be Adequite says:

    I think a shot of Britney's bruised up roast beef bitbits, induce more cases of vomiting than the flu

    Posted: Mar 3, 2008 at 7:06 pm
    No. 45 poo says:

    I quit smoking shortly after I started and I realized that it wasn't compatible with my asthma. My dad's family all dropped dead by 60 from lung cancer, too, so smoking and I didn't get on that well.

    But this ad is pretty f*cking stupid.

    Posted: Mar 3, 2008 at 7:06 pm
    No. 46 jujubees says:

    Of course the flu smokes, Kitchy. What else does the flu have to do all day? Infect a few thousand people, and then what? The flu has no friends but other than it's jack and cigs.

    Posted: Mar 3, 2008 at 7:10 pm
    No. 47 Be Adequite says:

    The flu has also been a very influence on rabies, diptheria, and the Olson twins, they all now smoke too

    Posted: Mar 3, 2008 at 7:13 pm
    No. 48 evil twin says:

    Mmmm, Jack and cigs.

    Posted: Mar 3, 2008 at 7:14 pm
    No. 49 Kitchy says:

    Commies dammit.

    Posted: Mar 3, 2008 at 7:14 pm
    No. 50 stopthemadness says:

    government saves on building maintance.

    that's gold.. GOLD, JERRY!

    i missed the bandwagon. anyone know when it's scheduled to come by again?

    probably best to have all the facts before you go accusing hags of jumping on a bandwagon.

    (i think that is what the kids today are talking about when they say you got "pwned.")

    Posted: Mar 3, 2008 at 7:15 pm
    No. 51 queencrone says:

    Yes, ilnazhad, VERY well done!!! :-)

    Posted: Mar 3, 2008 at 7:17 pm
    No. 52 Be Adequite says:

    very ***BAD*** influence….goddamn rabies and smoking, now I'm all confused. Where'd I put that fuc$ing midget???

    Posted: Mar 3, 2008 at 7:18 pm
    No. 53 stopthemadness says:

    also, i reckon the unfortunate victims of 9/11 would have much preferred to enjoy a life time of smoking cool and refreshing cigarettes before meeting their demise.

    does anyone watch mad men? i wish i lived in the 50s. all they did was smoke and drink. all day.

    strike that, i wish i could have been a white male in the 50s. women and colored folks weren't having such a good time back then.

    not that i wish i was a white male.

    wait, what were we talking about?

    someone stole my drink.

    Posted: Mar 3, 2008 at 7:18 pm
    No. 54 queencrone says:

    I will jump on the band wagon. I'll be in the smoking section. Is it going to be like a booze cruise?

    Posted: Mar 3, 2008 at 7:19 pm
    No. 55 a happy cooter says:

    Somebody say Jack? I know him very well. He says to pass this on- He dont liked no mofo flu.

    Posted: Mar 3, 2008 at 7:23 pm
    No. 56 Amanda De Cavenet says:

    THE DAY that they post an anti-smoking ad showing Britney Spears bare-bottomed and bent over her toilet with lit cigarettes coming out of her ass….
    I WILL QUIT.
    Until then i will be a terrorist smoking my way to certain chest decay and death.

    Posted: Mar 3, 2008 at 7:39 pm
    No. 57 Lily the Pink says:

    Amanda De Cavenet: That's just begging to be photoshopped into existence.

    Posted: Mar 3, 2008 at 7:46 pm
    No. 58 jujubees says:

    I want Amanda to sit next to me on the smoking whores bandwagon. We'll all travel around to all types of rallys. We'll be smoking, wearing furs, carrying our liquor in plastic bags. And fucking a, we're going to litter, bitches.

    Posted: Mar 3, 2008 at 7:51 pm
    No. 59 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

    Guess what Hags?! I found the bandwagon! http://10e.org/samcimg2/dpgbasha3.jpg

    Posted: Mar 3, 2008 at 8:06 pm
    No. 60 jujubees says:

    Ok, I'm all for debauchery and all. But really, that dog is clearly drunk and the other one is high as a kite. But I do dig his glasses and hat. I'm ok with it.

    Posted: Mar 3, 2008 at 8:12 pm
    No. 61 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

    I like the way they dyed the fur red so when the petaloonies throw paint on it, it won't show. Those dogs were planning ahead.

    Posted: Mar 3, 2008 at 8:27 pm
    No. 62 jujubees says:

    Not to mention the yellow tarp. I take everything I said. even drunk these dogs are smarter than humans.

    Posted: Mar 3, 2008 at 9:30 pm
    No. 63 Lily the Pink says:

    What you can't see in the photo BB&B posted is that the dogs' cart is being pulled by malnourished, gay, third-world orphans.

    Posted: Mar 3, 2008 at 10:55 pm
    No. 64 jujubees says:

    Is he this orphan wearing Hanson keds? I promise to adopt he or she later after we've reached our party destination.

    Posted: Mar 3, 2008 at 11:26 pm
    No. 65 Jesse says:

    The only thing that's missing is a bunch of you smokers jumping out of the windows! Sorry, that was bad and mean.

    Posted: Mar 4, 2008 at 1:36 am
    No. 66 chelsea says:

    These ad people probably drive a suv.
    Killing us slowing. Smokers and nonsmokers alike

    Posted: Mar 4, 2008 at 9:47 am
    No. 67 jujubees says:

    That's what we're missing. A bandwagon made with a Hummer engine. I'd like to pay 100 bucks for gas a week.

    Posted: Mar 4, 2008 at 12:42 pm
    No. 68 chelsea says:

    SOON TO BE $200

    Posted: Mar 4, 2008 at 1:13 pm
    No. 69 Lou Lou says:

    I think this is a clever ad, though I can understand why people might find it insensitive. The analogy is NOT that smokers = terrorists, but that big tobacco companies are ostensibly responsible for more deaths than "terrorists" are.

    Posted: Mar 4, 2008 at 2:48 pm
    No. 70 Katie says:

    Anti-smoking ads need to cool it. I'm of the opinion that, now that we live in the 21st century and have been inundated with scary data about what smoking does to us, blaming the tobacco industry is ridiculous. Everyone knows exactly what they may be getting into the second they take their first puff. Some of us luck out and don't get addicted, but show me one person in this country who doesn't know that the potential to become addicted is there. Maybe some (or a lot!) of Big Tobacco's tactics for selling ciggies are suspect, but are they more so than Eli Lilly's or any given alcohol company's? Lots of shit in this world is potentially harmful and potentially addictive, but nobody gets nearly as upset about the companies that sell them. Big Tobacco "kills" more people than terrorists? All right, I'll believe that when they force me to smoke like terrorists force people to blow up.

    Posted: Mar 4, 2008 at 5:48 pm
    No. 71 citmyway says:

    SOMEBODY IS GOING TO HAVE A FIRST CLASS TICKET TO HELL FOR THIS AD!!!!

    Posted: Mar 4, 2008 at 5:56 pm
    No. 72 Ryan says:

    Great ad. People do not understand that SMOKING KILLS, and that it needs to be a huge issue (just as terrorism is). The media is tired of anti smoking, so what else are they supposed to do?

    Posted: Mar 12, 2008 at 1:07 pm
    No. 73 Rob says:

    I'm guessing, Ryan, they'll have to step up their campaigns even further to get our attention … possibly associating smoking with child rape (with graphic pictures, of course) … cuz "People do not understand that SMOKING KILLS"?! If there's a single person in the entire western hemisphere who has not yet wrapped their addled brain around the fact that smoking can kill you, they've have an inexorable date with Darwinism and over-the-top campaigns like this one were never gonna save their sorry backsides.

    Smoke 'em if ya got 'em.

    Posted: Mar 12, 2008 at 2:06 pm
    No. 74 mael says:

    you twits. This came from the "Smoking kills more then terrorism campiagn"I forgot the statistic, but you get the point.

    Posted: Jul 28, 2008 at 1:11 pm
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