The fucking jig is up. I mean, really, if Suri is real and was born where and when Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes claim she was, then why do none of the details surrouding ANY OF IT make any sense? I've always laughed off rumors that the baby is fake, or someone elses, but with this newest TMZ report, I'm not even sure what to believe anymore. Remember yesterdays, birth certificate, it's even shadier than we thought:

The same nurse who signed the birth certificate for Tom Cruise's daughter Suri also signed the birth certificate for Brooke Shields' daughter Grier, but there's an interesting discrepancy.

Both babies were born on April 18 at St. John's Hospital in Santa Monica. Anne Heffernan is the registered nurse who signed both birth certificates. As TMZ reported Monday, Heffernan, who never saw Suri, signed her birth certificate. A hospital rep says Heffernan is authorized to sign when a doctor is not available.

On the Suri Cruise certificate, Heffernan's license number is G48079. On the Grier Henchy certificate, Heffernan's license number is different — G068399. TMZ checked with the California Board of Registered Nursing and we were told Heffernan's license number didn't match either of the birth certificates. A Board rep told TMZ Hefferman's license number is 317058.

And it gets more interesting. The Board of Registered Nursing told TMZ the license number on Grier's certificate comes back to a Dorothy Rork. The license number on Suri's birth certificate is a mystery. There is no name attached to that license number.

Check out the full story for a PDF of the Shields certificate. So, this is getting too weird to be written off. Can we get this nurse on the phone or something? We the people deserve an explanation! Well, kind of. Also, when was the last time we saw Tom or Katie? Man I hope this all comes to a head soon. Can't wait. Can't f-ing wait.

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