I used to work with this super catty gay guy who had like 12,000 pairs of jeans and a million pairs of shoes. He went out every night and he would speak in really dramatic hyperbole so that things were either the shittiest or the best. No gray area. The party was either "amazing" or "a tragedy." He was either "in love" or "over him." Peoples' outfits were the most polarizing, and he reserved the worst of his toxic rage for the bad ones. It was like a bull seeing red.
I haven't talked to him in years, but I'm pretty sure Hilary Duff here would send him into a tizzy so catastrophic that up would be down.
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Horse-faced bitch; maybe the zebra tube top was intentional play back to her heritage–as a zebra of the plains…
*shrug* I like the outfit.
Again with those hats… What's up with these girls and their hats?
Ha! Hilarious post.
Personally, I'm pretty apathetic about the Duff (bores me to tears), but anyone notice the coverage she's getting on some of the other blogs? Most noticeably, the big evil one whose name I shan't mention here (but who most of us read anyway)? She seems to have a pretty good publicist.
Still bores me to tears though.
Such a great post!
you should definitely invite said friend to cover posts like this. hilary bashing never gets old.
I like the outfit, which probably says more about my own [lack of]fashion sense than I care to admit.
"he would speak in really dramatic hyperbole"
I wondered where you picked up that habit from, Cord. Thanks for 'splainin'.
To think, right now a gay man is telling fiends, "I used to work with this super dull guy. Boring! He could put cri cri to sleep."
You're a homophobe. Gay men don't necessarily have "fiends." Dramatic enough?
Best,
Cord
Touche…
I don't know that you're a straight up homophobe, but that posting which could have been hilar was just lame.
Thou shalt not take the gays name in vein.
if you wanna invoke a gay real or invented, you've got to come better than that.
"Gay men don't necessarily have 'fiends.'"
Yes they do. I read it in Watchtower magazine.
Haha, she has high-rise fishnets. They're showing above her shorts.
That white girl has some nice thighs on her.
Oh, and…your gay friends are heterophobes. Because they cannot stand the sight of pussy like real men. I love pussy. The harrier, the merrier.
i really like her equine face for some reason. just the sight of her makes me wanna slide my carrot into her inviting lips.