Why doesn"t she does stick some more silicone in them. It's not like she is all natural to begin with.

What a selfish bitch, breastfeeding her kid like that.

My mom actually kept me in her bra when I was an infant so it would look as if she had a larger bust. (Relax, she would let me up for air sometimes.) What's wrong with using your baby to get more sexual attention? See, I'm fine. OOOOOOH MY XENU, I SEE A TALKING MUFFIN.

You'd think flashing her snatch like that would serve the purpose on its own.

But good for her, breastfeed as long as you want. Why you need to give a reason is beyond me though.

Good for her. The leaking always draws the eyes to the chest too.

I only breastfed because I knew I would lose some of those preggers lbs…yep, that was the ONLY reason.

I cried when I had to stop breastfeeding, only partially because I couldn't burn 500 calories sitting on my ass anymore.

I an no expert but arent you supposed to stay away from alcohol when breastfeeding?

her boobs look gross though, why would she want to keep them like that? the cleavage isnt good looking at all, there are folds of skin in the middle.

silent, she could be refraining from breastfeeding while intoxicated. Like blood, it's constantly replenishes and would allow her to nurse again the next day.

Pump and dump to avoid engorgement. ;)

i always hated having to dump all that hard work. :)

I never did, but I also never drink more than a glass of wine. Otherwise I'd just go to sleep, if my experience before age 19 serves.

Max is a lucky boy…I hope he has a good appetite because mom looks like she could breast feed a herd of hungry buffalo and still have enough left overs to make some cheesecakes.

Nursing is an awesome thing, and having bigger boobs doesn't even factor into the reason why I love doing it. There are so many benefits to myself and my child, and vanity takes a backseat to all of them. One of the really awesome things I learned since becoming pregnant is that breastfed children are less likely to need braces because of their stronger jaws.

The other thing I love about nursing is how easy it is. I go camping nearly every weekend and I would be severely put out by having to fix bottles. I pump once a day and usually get more milk than my son will need for the next day's 2 feedings while I'm at work.

So, hooray for breastfeeding, boo for Christina for not saying something even half-way intelligent about it to educate people on how great it is for their children.

Billy, that cracked me up. My husband has been joking with his friends about making white russians with the breastmilk in the freezer…

So…you can breastfeed even with fake chichis? I always thought you couldn't. And if it burns 500 calories a sitting I'm all for it!

I hesitate to believe that Christina said this specifically, but I also can't see the source since it's firewalled.

And yes, you can breastfeed with augmented boobs. Sometimes.

I want to add that I would be mortified if my boobs looked like that. A D-cup is big enough, thankyouverymuch.

Aren't they really hard and uncomfortable too when you're pregnant/nursing?

And yeah the crotch flash in that pic…I think you are supposed to turn in that card (the get drunk and flash cooch one) once you have kids.

I don't think her size is the issue. She claims she's in an E nursing bra, which is smaller than what I wore.

The clear outline of her implants and the veins, that's gross. And that space between 'em that you could drive a truck through.

Mine were only hard when I got engorged, which was only a couple of times in the first few weeks. By the last baby, it only happened once or twice.

I didn't find them uncomfortable, but it was a little weird not being able to put my arms down all the way sometimes.

I don't really blame her. I've always been flat-chested (no implants for me, thanks) but if I found myself one day with chichis like that I'd wanna keep them too. Also, breast feeding seems to have so many benefits I can't imagine not doing it if it's possible to do so. P.S. I hate that pic. It looks like she's either getting ready to scratch or is leaving a painful fart. Either way, NOT ladylike. :)

tlatzoteotl: Thanks for the laugh. Tell your husband to let me know when hes making the white russians….I'll bring the cheesecake.

One time I fell asleep with my engorged breasts exposed to the AC unit, I woke up shaking…I had gone into shock from the breast milk getting cold and it was scary. let this be a lesson ladies…cover up those milk duds.

That made my breasts shrivel.

I generally left them uncovered at night, but we also didn't really use the a/c during the night.

Thats one hell of a way to make milkshake. Hey tlatz…can chi chi come to the party too?

This morning my anal/obsessive compulsive husband was cleaning the kitchen and he dumped a bottle of milk I HAD JUST PUMPED A HALF AN HOUR PRIOR!!! I was so mad!! He was like 'What's the big deal??'
I'm all for pumping and dumping with alcohol involved - not just at random times.
He is soooo in the doghouse.

"The clear outline of her implants and the veins, that’s gross. And that space between ‘em that you could drive a truck through." LOL

That's what I mean. I guess I'd be ok with having a larger cup size if those were the cards I'd been dealt, since they'd be natural. I'm just honestly happy with my breasts being the size they are, and the implication is that the size of her breasts before getting pregnant wasn't good enough.

I'm almost 4 months postpartum and I've had my moments recently where they were pretty uncomfortable, but I think it's because my son went through a growth spurt and then slowed down. I'll get engorged if I don't pump, too, but it hasn't been painful since the first couple of weeks. Everything's painful then, so it's really no big deal. :)

chi chi - that made my boobies tingle. Was it painful???

I'd cry if I had to throw out an ounce because it was too old to use, much less if someone dumped a bottle I'd just pumped!

tlatz- I am almost 4 mos post too. When was your little guy born? I have a valentine's baby.

I rarely feel uncomfortable, but yesterday my older daughter and I went to see Kung Fu Panda and we were planning on going to Target afterwards. Unfortunately I had to walk out of the theater with strategically placed hands/purse to cover my leaky boobs. So much for shopping.

Wow, lots of comments while I was typing.

Payter, smack your husband upside the head for me.

Chi Chi, my ac unit is on the opposite side of the house, thank goodness. That sounds dreadful.

I really did feel like crying Kitchy!! I guess he just doesn't understand. But then again he says that getting kicked in the balls probably feels like giving birth. I don't think he understands much - God Bless him.

Kick him in the balls every three minutes for 36 hours, then ask if he still feels that way.

Payter, you need to get some of those plastic-backed nursing pads. I haven't been using mine on a daily basis for several weeks, but I keep them on hand just in case.

Odin was born on Leap Day! How cool is that? We've got a couple of little holiday babies. I guess you're closer to 4 months than we are, lol. He's 14 weeks, but I suppose he won't truly be 4 months until he's 17 weeks. He's already doing most of the 4 month milestone things, though, and some of the 5 month things (playing with his feet, bearing weight on his legs, grabs at toys, rolling over both ways, does mini-pushups, coos when you talk to him).

tlatz
Ah yes, nursing pads. They work much better when you remember to put them in…

Odin sounds like my Cami. She has two older siblings to watch so she has been shaking like a leaf with energy, wanting to get to their toys or follow them when they leave the room.
Reminding myself that this is our third time doing this makes me even more mad at my hubby. Perhaps he has "I was just kicked in the balls" brain.

Oh so painful! And I was soooo cold too, but just in my chest, an odd sensation to say the least. I was co-sleeping with the baby so that he could have easier access and just accidentally forgot to put my ta tas back in their spot. Even the outside of my breasts were cold!

Odin has an 8 year old sister who dotes on him. It's great, she watches him when her dad's busy during the day. He likes watching her play Ocarina of Time - all those pretty colors I guess. :) When he's doing tummy time they hang out in the living room and she'll read to him or color.

Christina's really going to like the way her breasts look after all that mommy milk is done. They just get this nice hang to them.

Is Young Black any relation to John Black?

Or Young Berg?

Kitchy good to know the pump and dump rule…seriously. It will come in handy when I do have kids and want a little mommy time with a bottle of grey goose.

silent noodles, I'm not sure if you understood Kitchy. She said she never pumped and dumped because all she ever had was one glass of wine at a time, and that it's not necessary because breastmilk alcohol content works like blood alcohol content. So, if your blood is .03%, so is your breatmilk. If you drink right after your baby eats then by the time they're ready to eat again 2 hours later the amount of alcohol in your breastmilk is next to nothing.

Tlat, what if it didn't work that way? Like your humps, or is it lumps, were like camel humps. You could get perpetually buzzed off a few drinks if you drank your own milk. Kind of like a still suit(from Dune).

LOL! That would be awesome!

I've always wanted to know… is breastfeeding the most beautiful experience ever?

tlat, I assumed silent meant she'd drink the entire bottle of Grey Goose. ;)

And yeah, I'd say breastfeeding was definitely one of the most beautiful experiences ever. God willing I'll get a chance to do it again some day.

I love talking babies and breastfeeding, but this'll be my last post today - time to go home!

ilnazhad, I converse with a lot of new mothers on Babycenter.com, and it's a mixed bag. Most like it, some wanted to and couldn't, some do it but don't enjoy it, some quit early because they hated it.

Personally, I love it!

John Black, heh. Is he back to his old self yet?

All I know is I walked in on someone breastpumping once, that shit is SCARY!!!

Ok, pumping was not the most beautiful experience. But it was worth it to keep up the beautiful breastfeeding at home.

But yes, it's not beautiful for everyone. It's a personal preference.

Kitchy what are you doing for fun this summer? I am not breastfeeding or having babies this summer vacation.

Breastfeeding sounds so amazing. I know I want to adopt when I'm older, but I envy the act of nursing your baby.
I'm getting teary just masturbating to it.

OK, sorry, I didn't want to seem too mawkish so I had to make one of my unfunny, uncalled for "jokes." I'm working on it. Anyway, I seriously am getting teary thinking about it.

Ilz, are you trying to be seductive with your "I'm masturbating to the idea of breastfeeding" comment? You siren, you!

Aren't you appalled?
I have a flaw where I cannot be too sentimental without saying "pussy" or talking about autoeroticism. Telling my parents I love them makes them cry tears of shame.

Adoptive mothers have been known to induce lactation.

BeA, I am doing beach tours this summer so as to avoid driving or flying too much. I'm not lactating or reproducing until at least Sept.

The best breast pads are the terrycloth ones with the netting on the back to prevent them from sticking to your nipples. I just tossed mine in the wash and they worked great, those plastic ones seem to remind me of maxi pads for your boobs, which is not really hot when you are already rocking your frozen maxi pad. Nursing was one of the best experiences of my life and I hope I am able to nurse all my babies. I nursed my baby girl until she was 11 months when I had to stop so I could take antibiotics. I wasn't lying when I said I cried. My little girl got her first teeth at three months so the the biting I did not miss much, making bottles is so time consuming and I prefer to be lazy. Pot is out of your breast milk in three days my doctor told me randomly, although I only drank occasionally. I am so jealous of all you moms with new babies, mine is starting pre-school next week and It is making me sad.

I feel so lucky I have been able to nurse 3 babies. I will be interested to see if my boy is the one who ends up having nursed the longest. My first (daughter) nursed for 8 months, my son for 18, and now my 4 month old (girl)is already starting to get easily distracted. I will not stop though, but I have a feeling it will be a struggle to get to 12 months with her.
I do love the ease of it for I too am lazy. It just takes a bit of talent to type at the same time.
Goodnight!

Payter, wear a bright necklace long enough for her to play with while you nurse. It gives her something to focus on without unlatching.

There's specific nursing necklaces, but all the ones I've seen on the web are either boring with one huge ring or really childlike with pink plastic unicorns and shit.

Xtina's boobs really commanded 60 comments? Amazing.

They are pretty spectacular. And now 61 comments!

Holy mammories it's 62!!

I'm tryin to figure out what the hells goin on this is freakin crazy wats up everybody

I'm tryin to figure out what the hells goin on this is freakin crazy wats up everybody I've nursed 4 children and wouldn't change it for anything,well ok maybe a date with bruce willis