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Hey, babe, sorry I've gotta be the one to tell you this, but spotty and brown with orange skin is the way people should describe irregular stools, not looks.

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Apr 16, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 26 Responses
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    No. 1 kelli says:

    yikes! this just reaffirms my decision to stay pasty.

    Posted: Apr 16, 2007 at 12:40 pm
    No. 2 deimos says:

    Ok, it's offical…i heart you cord. this made me laugh for an hour!

    Posted: Apr 16, 2007 at 12:57 pm
    No. 3 angie says:

    she looks like Kim Cattrall (not a compliment at the age of 25 or whatever)

    Posted: Apr 16, 2007 at 12:57 pm
    No. 4 KandyKane says:

    This old bitch is really starting to look just …. OLD. Someone needs to tell this pushing-30-byatch to act her age … sideways cum-fuck-me looks don't work on duck beaked hosebags.

    Posted: Apr 16, 2007 at 2:35 pm
    No. 5 em says:

    Hahahaha…irregular stools. (OK, OK, I'm like a 5-year-old with my sense of humor. Fine.)

    Posted: Apr 16, 2007 at 2:39 pm
    No. 6 Alix says:

    OUCH!

    Posted: Apr 16, 2007 at 2:41 pm
    No. 7 cauca bitch says:

    DAYYY-UMMM!!!

    She looks like SHIT! literally. Just nasty, nasty, nasty.

    Posted: Apr 16, 2007 at 2:49 pm
    No. 8 Pecarrie says:

    =0

    Posted: Apr 16, 2007 at 3:03 pm
    No. 9 CrankmeUP says:

    EW, EW and MORE EW. She's SOOoooooooo freakin' nasty….WHY oh WHY did I make myself look at her..I just threw up in my mouth

    Posted: Apr 16, 2007 at 3:11 pm
    No. 10 ThatWeirdChick says:

    No. 4: "duck beaked hosebags"

    Woooohhhahahahaaaaa!!!!

    Posted: Apr 16, 2007 at 3:24 pm
    No. 11 Kellie says:

    Wow you make nigga comments and then make your self look like this. So who is confused Paris me or you? And by the way you look awful!!

    Posted: Apr 16, 2007 at 3:37 pm
    No. 12 Jess says:

    Please tell me that in one of those pics her sad sorry f*ck of the month has that tanning sh*t on his nose. Like he went in for a kiss and came out with it all over him. Classic!

    Posted: Apr 16, 2007 at 4:09 pm
    No. 13 kinkadoo says:

    She looks pregnant in the full shot pictures.

    Posted: Apr 16, 2007 at 4:20 pm
    No. 14 jamie says:

    she just plain looks like shit

    Posted: Apr 16, 2007 at 4:35 pm
    No. 15 randi says:

    spray tan gone WRONG and all up in her hairline…doesn't she have someone to make sure she doesn't leave the house like that???

    Posted: Apr 16, 2007 at 5:29 pm
    No. 16 danielle says:

    As an African American,all I can say is that I knew the girl was racist, but wearing "black face" is taking it too far !
    Ok, not really, but she looks ridiculous.

    Posted: Apr 16, 2007 at 7:11 pm
    No. 17 audrey says:

    Hmmm do you think she over tanned cause she knows she's done?
    That is one craptastic looking bitch! Now make her go away.

    Posted: Apr 16, 2007 at 8:20 pm
    No. 18 karina says:

    she luks ugly…ewww…i dont know why she is trying to hide her natural color..shes just gotta face it that she is white and nothing will change that..not even a tan,especially not a bad one.

    Posted: Apr 16, 2007 at 10:11 pm
    No. 19 Can't Stand This Foolish Skank!! says:

    YES!!!!

    It's finally official = no one gives a shit about this used up, racist, fake hag.

    Begone, Penis Hilton! Go do something useful, and stop subjecting the public to your hateful WONKINESS!

    Posted: Apr 16, 2007 at 10:21 pm
    No. 20 gerard Vandenberg says:

    There is really nothing severe damaged miss Hilton and almost everyone freaks out, once in a while. Your new looks are great so take it easy and take a SISI!

    Posted: Apr 16, 2007 at 11:44 pm
    No. 21 celia says:

    Popsugar ran a pix of her huge unsprayed feet. even nastier.

    Posted: Apr 16, 2007 at 11:48 pm
    No. 22 Alycia says:

    OMG Jess - I think you're right, it looks like her makeup rubbed off onto his nose!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA.

    Posted: Apr 17, 2007 at 2:47 am
    No. 23 whatever says:

    toasted and sluty as ever.

    Posted: Apr 17, 2007 at 3:29 am
    No. 24 Ednonymous says:

    I just threw up a litt… er … *hack* I just projectiled… EEeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww!

    Posted: Apr 17, 2007 at 4:27 am
    No. 25 Monkey says:

    She's not so bad if you don't have to look at her, be with her, talk to her or be around her. .. .

    http://www.speedmonkey.net

    Posted: Apr 17, 2007 at 3:22 pm
    No. 26 Ana says:

    First of all who gives a fuck….it´s the attention and the hatred you people give her that make her someone, the more you talk about her the more money she makes…I personally think she´s a good looking girl with tonnes of work done, but above everything SHE IS SMART, no one who is as stupid as you all claim her to be is making the fortunes she is with her everymoves, the stupid ones are the ones who spend hours hating about someone who doesn´t give a fuck about them…a lot of people make comments without really thinking about what they say, some people have different kinds of humour….but to be stalked 24/7 with every word you say and get caught only a couple of times deserves CHAPEAUX! Keep it up Paris!

    Posted: May 3, 2007 at 4:13 pm
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