Perez Hilton, the pastel git who's so famous he's not really our competition so much as our cautionary tale, is indeed ugly on the inside, too.
A taut, handsome, gay gossip blogger named Jonathan Jaxson tells Page Six that Hilton promised him hot leads for his blog in exchange for sexually explicit footage. Unfortch, the arriviste foolishly agreed, sending Hilton numerous clips of him masturbating and even meeting with him personally a couple times for some tickling or whatever.
And then: not a damn thing! Hilton took the amateur porno and ran, leaving JJ alone, his thumb literally up his ass and without any insidery material for his blog. (Fucking duh!) "I fell in love with Perez," said Jaxson, "I thought he had a huge heart . . . but he's just a [bleep]hole."
As of this posting, Jaxson has not updated his blog since yesterday afternoon, but commenters wait for no man:
• "Why would you think perez would like you? He always acted like a snake and everyone knew that. You actually had sex with him?"
• "You fell in love with Perez?? Oh my gosh! Don't you have a partner? You are sick."
• "JJ you are such a looser!!"
• For their comment, one person simply posted the entire Page Six story over and over again.
Editor
"Looser" yes! Someone bought my book! I wonder if there was mention of being "jealouse"?
No suprise here is there? Perez is creepy and that is being kind to him.
Hell, I don't even know Perez and I could have told you he was an ass bag.
Congrats on your 1st sale Lisa#1
So, for "hot leads" you would send Perez Hilton your sex videos?!?!!? Really?
hot leads or not i wouldn't be able to stomach the fact that perez is wacking off to my pictures. i'm just saying….
Hillary's campaign started tanking right around when Perez announced his support. COINCIDENCE?!?
. . . probably. But I can still hope.
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
Is it just me or does Perez closely resemble Frankenstein? They should probably just do away with him before he causes more harm to the public.
I don't even understand why this is news. It is common knowledge amongst those who are enlightened that Perez is a complete douche. And those who are not enlightened, and see him as some sort of pop icon to be worshipped and adored, they are also complete douches. Yes Denise15, I'm looking at you.
And I almost forgot. His so-called writing sucks too.
Does this Jaxson person really believe that Castro is dead? Hot leads indeed.
Well, turn that thumb upside down JJ and learn a lesson from this. Next time, for some leads and a tickle, head to Jossip first.
What's that old saying? Bloggers who live in glass houses shouldn't throw sexually-explicit videos?
They are both assholes. And JJ managed to come away as the bigger asshole…quite an accomplishment, my friend.
Holy[bleeping]shit! Some of us are eating.
That's what Jonathan Jaxson gets for naming himself Jonathan Jaxson.
Oh god this reminds me that years ago i though Pigez was the beginning and end of the gossip world. i didnt know any better! I shouldnt even admit something so embarrasing.
bedbugsandballyhoo - I love how you called it writing. Is it really writing when you post a picture and write 2 sentences? It's sad when a blogger thinks he can be just a famous as the people he "writes" about. His writing isn't even shocking. If you want shocking go to dlisted, I love that dirty bastard.
Spiderpig.
Wearing a Hello Kitty showercap.
Hot.
Oh, and JJ?
Scarily aging twink with a c.2002 poorly-highlighted, semi-fauxmo and a really ugly Macy's t-shirt.
Pleh.
"Is it really writing when you post a picture and write 2 sentences?"
Hey, that's not fair. He also draws jizz-drips on the picture with Microsoft Paint!
It looks like Perez got caught
misbehaving red handed,
or is it one handed?