Love, The World
This week's Radar magazine advice column courtesy of Spencer Pratt does the impossible: The advice seeker may in fact be a bigger tool than Spence himself, with phrases such as "hella mad" and his admission that, although he's pissed his girlfriend cheated on him, he has indeed "stepped out on her" as well.
The Spencer mentality, it is multiplying.
YO SPENCER! Me and my lady have been together for two years and I just found out that she cheated on me. I'm hella mad, but she doesn't know that I've stepped out on her a few times too, so I feel like we're even. Should we break up?I hate cheaters. I'm not a cheater. If you two are cheating on each other, you're obviously not in love—it's time for you to move on and stop wasting each other's time. Or at least have an open relationship. Bottom line: If my girlfriend cheated on me it would be done that moment. No second chances. Unacceptable. Too many fish in the sea.
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Urgh. I like Radar sometimes-maybe what it stands for then the actual mag itself, as it's always a let down but this Spencer advice thing is trying too hard to be ironic.
The guy is certifiable. Look at his eyes? So WEIRD-UH.
whiiiiiiiiitney!!!!!!
*shakes fist*
(i like totally heart you and all whitney, but i will like, totally shake my fist at you whenever you like post about hideous montag or spencer what a prat. i'm like totally in your head right now. and it's like totally crazy.)
Hehe. I was sure stm was here shaking her fist.
this is by far my favorite photo of spencer pratt. ever. please use it for all future spencer pratt photos and i'll possibly buy you beer.
Too many fish in the sea my ass. No one but Heidi would ever jump into bed with him. Not even for a multi-million dollar US weekly contract.
that guy is such a monkey in that picture.
I try to avoid letting anything scaly or smelly in my sea, thankyouverymuch. Guess now we know what Spence's wang is like.
i'm more annoying than the hills posts.
true story.
You're more entertaining than the hills post.
true story.
The burning question… WTF HAPPENED TO BUTTHEAD??? Enquiring minds want to know.
danny, you said it perfectly.
…butthead??
Spencer Pratt has a 70's porn star kind of appeal (like if John from CHiPs hadn't gone into law enforcement). I actually met him once on http://www.howtofindapretentio.....pidass.com. He seemed really sweet.
Crap . . . you can't see my whole link.
Helen, it still made me laugh!
it was still killer, Helen.
helen,
effing hilarious.
nicely played.