This week's Radar magazine advice column treads into vomit-inducing territory: Spencer Pratt discusses butt sex.
Some loser wants to know how long you have to date someone before you can participate in said recreational activities, and we'll just go out on a limb here and say he's as big of a tool as the guy dishing out ill-advised guidance. But all is right in the world again when Spence gains back his reputation as King of the Douches when he mentions a poignant quote from his boxing coach. The fact that he even feels the need to bring up a trainer is lame enough, not to mention the fact that it's likely just a reference to Heidi and her new punching bags.
YO SPENCER! How long do you have to date someone before it's appropriate to bring up the possibility of anal sex?If you're dating a guy, right away. If you're dating girl, I think you'll know pretty quick if she's into that. If they're not bringing it up, it's not something on their agenda. That's just realistic. My boxing coach Dirty Phi says, 'If you stick your pinkie in there, and then another finger, and then another, and she responds happily, then it's cool.'
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Spencer has a penis? His boxing coach's name is Dirty Phi? These things are more left-field than the back door sex.
There are no words. Except to say, there are no words.
I bet thats how his 'boxing coach' broached the subject with him. They don't call him Dirty Phi for nothing.
Spencer Pratt = Filthy McNasty
It's perfect, an Ass-Hole talking about Anal Sex!
I guess that makes sense if your penis is only as big as your three smallest fingers.
I'm just so glad gay men are huge sluts who just buttfuck whenever, right?
MPB: you mean slipping it in isn't the gay man's handshake? You know, like dogs and butt sniffing? I don't know, if Spence said it, it must be true.
Must be, because he IS a hustler, and a moneymaking media mogul.
Don't forget fashion icon. He is impeccible.
Oh, most definitely. I love The Hills.
He talks butt sex with his boxing coach? Spencer takes boxing? Spencer's ever gotten laid? What's the world coming too?
Yes.
No.
If you count ejaculating on Heidi's bank statements as sex, yes.
The Apocalypse.
Hope that helps ease the confusion, kate.
Janice said: If you count ejaculating on Heidi’s bank statements as sex, yes.
Lmao. I'm new to this site, but I think I'm going to like it here.
i wonder when the self-loathing will stop and i can admit my fascination with hills.
is this how it starts?
i'm scared.
(Oh no, stm, don't drink the koolaide. I can host a nice intervention with great snacks. And a variety of alcoholic beverages. We can call it a "stop the hills madness" party. Maybe I can unload some tupperware at the same time, unless you think that would be tacky.) :-)
Dirty Phi is just simply being irresponsible by not mentioning lube.
Or maybe Dirty Phi adressed it but "Spencer for Hire" forgot to mention it.