There are times when we ask ourselves, "Who the hell would seek advice from Spencer Pratt?" That's why his Radar magazine column is informational — it reminds the world that Spence isn't the only tool in America. This week, a reader is suffering the age-old dilemma of how to tell part of his crew that he can't roll with them — after all, the exclusive clubs don't let in more than five guys holding hands at a time. Or something like that.
Our thoughts and prayers are with you, guy.
YO SPENCER! After college, my group of friends split evenly between NYC and L.A. Every couple of months someone flies cross country to party in the opposite coast. The thing is, with three of my good friends living in L.A., we can only have two NYC guys come at a time. Five guys is the limit! You can't fit more than five in one car, and you can't roll in anywhere with more than five guys holding your hand. It's just not happening. So how do you tell the other guys in New York that you are taking a trip out west and they can't come without having to deal with any BS from them?You tell them that no hot club in L.A. is going to let two dudes in — let alone four or five — so you need to rotate trips to L.A. unless you don't mind partying at the non-exclusive clubs. Or tell them that they need to come with cash to offer the promoter or door person. If I was bouncing the door at a hot spot, five dudes would cost at least $500 dollars. So if they're cool with bringing loot, problem solved. With enough money you can roll five dudes deep pretty much anywhere.
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PLEEEEEEEEASE WHITNEY! Dont. Dont make this a weekly thing. No. Dont. Please.
he is soooo cutee!!
I have an idea: How about all 5 of you pick up 2 hot chicks each, then you can roll 5 deep anywhere without paying $500 bucks at the door. Oh wait, it would be a toolbox of dudes and the chances of even one hot girl, let alone 10, going with them are slim. Okay, I get it. Grab the loot buddy - but if you're smart, you'll pay the girls instead of the bouncers.
Where is my column…
With enough money you can roll five dudes deep pretty much anywhere.
This made me laugh my ass off, for some reason it reminds me of Paris.
Good advice from a good guy. LOL.
Yes, let's not have this a weekly thing.
I absolutely think this should be weekly– it's hilarious… you all know you can't wait to click through immediately to see what assinine question will be posed to this reject & what little bit of WISDOM good ol' Spence will dole out. Priceless nuggets here.
Good LORD. Do I always have to spell it out?
You take none of the New York Guys. Tell them all that you have that terrible flu that is going around, and they'll need to just text you, because if the phone rings it may wake you up. Explain nicely, but sound weak and sick, that you'll text back when you rally from time to time to drink soup and take medicine.
These men should be advised that you aren't going to be showering or wearing make up so there will be no unexpected, illadvised, "courtesy" visits to your apartment.
Then you are free to grab up some LA guys.
What the hell is a point of a trip, if not to meet new people? Have fun.