Love, The World
This week's Spencer Pratt advice column is an issue near and dear to his heart: "How can I stop feeling bad about banging a celeb?" If we had a dollar for every time we asked ourselves that, we'd be broke, but you can rest assured Spence knows what he's doing. Except replace "celeb" with "D-list reality show pony."
YO SPENCER! I met this guy at a bar last week who's sort of a minor celebrity. He's pretty good looking and he was nice enough, but he wasn't my usual type, and if he hadn't been famous I wouldn't have given him the time of day. I ended up going home with him and haven't seen him since. I've been feeling really bad since: I'm a star-f–ker! How can I stop feeling so shallow?Don't be hard on yourself. Sleeping with minor celebrities is a career for a lot of women in Hollywood. Next time just aim for an A-list actor who's in the spotlight.
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Douche. That is all.
For some things there is no cure.
When he told her to aim for the A-list, I bet he was thinking about himself.
die, Spencer, die.
hahaha i agreed with him on that one! just this one time though. never, never again.
dagnabbit whitney!
*shakes fist*
Ugh, why? If you must run his "advice" can't there be a different picture accompanying it? Like, one that isn't of his face? It makes me nauseous.
I can't believe I'm having to spell this out:
The writer is talking about f-ing Spencer…it's her way of saying, "hey bastard - why didn't you call me?"
you are not a star f-cker, my dear, you are just a slut
Lindsey Lohan is pregnant and Sprencer Pratt told me at the club the Eugene Osei is responsible. What a sick child